健身世界（2021）

Physical S03E01

Part 4 Aug. 3, 2023, 11:24 a.m.

Somebody put a little pepper in your ketchup today. Didn't they?
说到这个
Speaking of ketchup,
你觉得强尼如果收到
what do you think Johnny would do
你的那些裸照会作何反应
if somebody sent him those nudie pics of yours?
你怎么知道的
How do you know about those?
我自有办法
I have my methods.
他会说：“感谢老天把手霜递给我”
He'd say, "Praise Jesus, and pass the hand lotion."
你休想轻易毁了我
You can't get rid of me that easily.
我之前干过这种事你甚至不是真实的
I've done it before. You're not even real.
我比真实更好
I'm better than real.
我上电视了如果你想达成自己的目标
I'm on television, and if you're gonna get where you wanna go,
你最好也让你的小美臀上电视
you'd better get that cute little behind of yours on television too.
你觉得小吗
Do you really think it's little?
你真可怜
Bless your heart.
格蕾塔认为我们不能再花厄尼的钱了
Greta thinks that we can't spend any more of Ernie's money.
只有丑八怪才得花钱上电视
Only ugly people have to pay to get on television.
美人有其他手段
Beautiful people have other means.
抱歉我这就去拿水
I'm sorry. I'll get that water.
400米栏的晋级成绩现已正式公布
Qualifying times for the 400 meter hurdles are now officially posted.
女士我能帮你吗 -不必谢谢
Can I help you with something, ma'am? -No, I'm fine. Thank you.
这里禁止入内女士 -我和他一起的
This is a restricted area, ma'am. -I'm with him.
没事
It's okay.
奥♥运♥荣光啊
Olympic glory, huh?
只是卫星转播而已
It's just a satellite facility.
但是能为此出力很好
But it's good to be of service.
同时宣传你的公♥司♥
And promote your business in the process?
谢谢你过来
Thanks for stopping by.
你怎么上电视的
How did you get on television?
你认识电视台的人 -嗨爸爸你…
Do you know TV people? -Hey, Dad, did you--
嘿你不是…
Hey, aren't you--
不儿子你不认识她 -什…
No. Son, you don't know her. -Wha--
是妈妈的录像带对吗是她总是看
From Mom's tapes, right? Yeah, she watches them all the time.
至少以前是她生宝宝后就不许锻炼了
Or she did before. She's not allowed to exercise since the baby.
请转告她我新出的踏板健身很安全
Oh, well, tell her that my new Step workout is actually safe
女性自然分娩六周后
for women six-weeks postpartum for vaginal birth
或剖腹产后三个月后即可跟练
and three months after cesarean.
宝宝多大了
How old is the baby?
什么
What?
我不知道但教会里的女士们说
Well, I don't know about that. But the ladies at church, they said that,
她只是需要休息直到上帝能够将光亮重新投射到
she just needs to rest until God's able to shed the light back into the darkness
她自孩子诞生后所感受到的黑暗中
she's been feeling since the baby was brought into this world.
齐克你还是回去你朋友那边吧
Zeke, why don't you get back to the gang over there?
好拜拜 -我一会儿去找你
Okay. All right. Bye. -I'll meet you in a second.
她生产后遇到困难了
She's been having trouble since the baby?
我们的交易应该终结此事
Our transaction was supposed to put an end to this.
这是我们的协议
That was our agreement.
没成功
Well, it didn't work.
因为我不想再当那种人了
Because I don't wanna be that kind of person anymore.
不得不悄悄走后门
Who has to sneak through the back door.
我…
I…
我想像运动员一样赚钱
I wanna earn things like an athlete.
通过求我替你走关系
By asking me to pull strings for you?
如果你妻子有产后抑郁
You know, if your wife has baby blues,
锻炼也许正是她所需要的
exercise could be exactly what she needs.
你不必担心她的健康
You don't need to concern yourself with her well-being.
我担心自己因为这是我的使命
I concern myself because that's my calling.
不是我找上了锻炼是锻炼找上了我
I didn't find exercise, it found me.
它救了我教其他人锻炼是我存在的意义
It saved me. And teaching it, it's what I'm here for.
我只需要你的人脉剩下的我自己来
I just need your contact and I'll do the rest myself.
我认识一个KUAY电视台的人
There is someone I know at KUAY.
我什么都无法保证
I can't guarantee anything.
（KUAY17频道）
我知道我说这话不可思议
I know this sounds crazy coming from me,
但这些踏板全都是浪费钱
but these Steps are a waste of money, all of them.
我的凯莉基尔马丁的都是由人造塑料制♥作♥的
Mine, Kelly Kilmartin's, and they're all made from artificial plastic materials
最后会污染我们美丽的海洋
that end up littering our beautiful oceans.
事实上你不需要任何特别设备就可以进行优质锻炼
The truth is, you don't need any special devices to get in a good workout.
你只需要音乐能量和…这样吧
All you need is music, energy and-- You know what?
我不说了来给大家展示一下
Why don't I stop telling you and just show you what I mean.
来
Come on.
（早安圣迭戈）
四五六七八
Four, five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
抬膝…对动起来
Knee, knee, that's it. Let's move.
你们也来一起来
You too, guys. Get in here.
你们能行继续
You got this. Keep it going now.
你不需要踏板加速四五六七八
You don't need to Step, step it up. Four, five, six, seven, eight.
更上一层楼感觉很好吧
Take it to the next level. Doesn't that feel good?
五六七八
Five, six, seven, eight.
一下…两下…
Single, single, double, single, single, double.
四五六七八
Four, five, six, seven, eight.
手摆起来对一直摆到最高处
We're taking it up. That's it, all the way to the top.
（茜拉D鲁宾舞蹈教室）
（课程报名高级有氧舞蹈）
不敢相信你就那样走进去
I can't believe you just walked in there
上了电视
and got on television.
在电视台找到了工作 -我…
Got a job on television. -Well, I--
全国电视 -我不知道它是否每周都在全国播出
National television. -I don't know if it's national every week,
但是没错他们希望我回去
but, yes, they want me back.
每周一次属于我的时段
Once a week, my own segment.
这可是大事工资也丰厚
This is big, and so is the salary.
我们可以叫厄尼见鬼去了
We can tell Ernie to go fuck himself.
我爱我丈夫但边界清晰的婚姻才是好婚姻
I love my husband, but good boundaries make good marriages.
边界清晰 -边界清晰
Good boundaries. -Good boundaries.
我的天
Oh, my goodness.
好你做到了就像我叫你做的那样
Okay, you did it. Just like I told you to.
就等着他们发现你到底有多疯吧
Now, wait till they see just how fucking crazy you really are.