笔写青春（2019）

I'm talking to Flymiami.
我要和Flymiami聊
Well, you're still chatting with him?
你还在跟他聊
I know it's crazy.
我知道很不可思议
Progress check in the morning. OK.
明早我要知道进展 好
OK. Be good over there, bye! Bye.
你安分点 拜 拜
I like nature, what about you?
我喜欢自然 你呢
I like nature too.
我也喜欢自然
Sand dunes.
沙丘
Ha. JK.
哈哈 逗你的
I shouldn't have said that.
我不该发这句的
We have a lot in common, dunes are hot.
我们有很多共同点 沙丘很热[性感]
That's like...
这就像
** I'm the one you need *
*你需要的是我
** I'm the one you need *
*你需要的是我
Flymiamibro?
Flymiamibro
'Sup?
好啊
Yo, girl, you got an email address?
你有电子邮箱吗
Yeah, I'll give it to you, hottie.
有 我给你 帅哥
That's hot. You're hot.
好性感 你好性感
You're so fricking hot. I've never felt this way before.
你性感死了 我从未有过这种感觉
Me neither. My heart's gonna burst. Bang!
我也是 我的心快跳出来了 砰
Am I dead? You could take it, bitch.
我死了吗 接着吧 贱♥人♥
Because I'm in heaven with you right now.
因为我现在和你在天堂
Bury me. When I think of other girls,
埋葬我 我想其他女生的时候
I wanna barf my guts out.
我会想吐
I wanna eat that barf and guts up like a big,
我想把你的呕吐物和内脏吃了
old bowl of lentil soup.
就像一大碗豌豆汤一样
Yum, yum, yum, yum...
好吃 好吃
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world
有时候世界上美丽的事物太多
I feel like I can't take it.
我感觉我承受不了
I love you more than I love my own dad.
我爱你胜过爱我爸
Maya-chan!
麻雅酱
Why are you still up?
你怎么还没睡
I just finished the research project.
我刚昨晚调查作业
Go to bed. OK.
去睡觉 好
I think I'm in love.
我觉得我恋爱了
Mai? Yeah.
麻衣 是的
That's a really big word. No, I know.
这词意义重大啊 我知道
And you just like, barely know him is the only thing.
你都不了解他
No, I know, but, like, sometimes you can just tell.
我知道 但有时你就是知道
You haven't met him yet? It's from the way we're talking.
你还没见他 可以从我们聊天的方式中感受到
Wassup, Maya?
好啊 麻雅
See. Even Evan's way less hot to me since I met Flymiamibro.
看吧 我认识Flymiamibro后埃文都没以前帅了
That's how you know. Oh, my God. Don't look.
就是这样知道的 我的天 别看
Hey, Anna. Hey, Maya.
安娜 麻雅
Hey, Brendan. Hey.
布兰登 嘿
I burned this for you.
我给你拷了这个
'Cause you said you love music.
因为你说你爱音乐
You don't have to listen to it.
你不用听
No, I do love music. Thank you.
我确实爱音乐 谢谢你
Bye. Bye.
拜 拜
Oh, my God, he's, like, in love with you.
天 他爱上你了
We talked for hours last night. Wait. Really?
我们昨晚聊了好几个小时 真的吗
It's all moving too fast.
进展太快了
No, I think it's moving exactly the right speed.
我觉得速度正好
I do.
真的
Seventh grade rules.
七年级最棒
I can't believe he made me a mix CD.
不敢相信他给我做了一张CD
The song sucks.
这歌♥好难听
Play the next one.
放下一首
Oh, my God, he wants to slow-dance with you...
天 他想和你漫舞
Maya, shut up!
麻雅 闭嘴
Anna, does your dad have a digital camera?
安娜 你♥爸♥是不是有个数码相机
You think we can take a picture of me and send it to Flymiamibro.
我们可以拍张我的照然后发给Flymiamibro
No. Why?
不行 为什么
I don't think that's a good idea. No. Yes, it is.
这不是个好主意 是的
It's just not something we should be doing.
我们不该这么做
It's just like a picture of me so he can know what I look like.
就是张我的照片 好让他知道我长什么样
No. We are not doing it. No... Anna, yes.
不 不行 安娜 给我拍
Maya, I'm putting my foot down.
麻雅 我立场坚定
Absolutely not.
绝对不行
That's hot.
好性感
And make sure you're getting the boob too.
确保拍到了胸部
Sure, do.
当然
OK, let me see it.
我看看
Let me see.
我看看
Oh, My God.
我的天
That looks bad. That's blurry.
好丑 太模糊了
You look beautiful. Oh, wait, I like that one.
你很美 等等 我喜欢那张
That's good.
不错
Showing a lot. Um...
露太多了
How about just this one?
这张怎么样
That's literally just my hand.
这就是我的手
I know but it's beautiful.
我知道 但是很美
Ok.
好吧
Oh, my God. Stop. I'm gonna send it.
天呐 我要发了
Oh, my God.
我的天
Stop it! Stop it! Anna, Anna, stop.
别闹 安娜 别闹
What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
万一他不觉得好看呢
I can't believe you just did that.
不敢相信你竟然发了
What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
万一他不觉得好看呢
Oh my God, he already responded.
天 他已经回复了
"So hot."
好性感
OK, I'm sorry, we have to meet.
不好意思 我们必须见面
What? Ssh!
什么 嘘
I have to meet you...
我必须得见你
Maya, don't send that. Stop.
麻雅 别发 住嘴
...in person. Maya, don't send that.
本人 麻雅 别发
No. Don't send that. I sent it.
不要 不要发 我发了
I sent it.
我发了
Maya! Stop.
麻雅 打住
Okay, if you insist. Tomorrow? 4pm? At Bendix?
好 如果你执意要见的话 明天下午4点奔德士
Oh, my God!
我的天
Are you like so nervous?
你紧张吗
I mean... A little. Yeah?
有点 是吗
Yeah.
嗯
It's like I know he's the one, you know.
我知道他就是那个他
Who are you guys talking about?
你们在说谁
None of your freaking business, Jafeer.
与你无关 贾飞尔
Yeah, it's none of your freaking business.
是啊 与你无关
If you really want to know...
如果你真想知道
I've met someone.
我认识了一个人
Or I'm about to meet him after school.
或者说我即将在放学后见到他
Wait, you haven't met him in person yet?
等等 你还没见过他本人
That's shady. Oh, no, we've talked on AIM like a lot.
真可疑 我们在AIM聊了很多
He's probably some wart-y old dude, who has a beer belly
他可能个浑身是疣的老头 有啤酒肚
or suit socks and lives with his mother.
或者穿着正装袜 和他妈生活在一起
Or he's a computer genius with a tight bod, Jafeer.
也可能是个电脑天才 身材紧致 贾飞尔
Like you wouldn't even Can we just change the conversation?
你根本不会 我们能换个话题吗
What? Start a new one.
什么 换个新话题
We weren't even talking to you.
我们根本没和你说话
It's just kinda lame.
挺逊的
OK, well... OK, well, stop... like, don't listen.
好吧 那就别听
Anyway, Mai? What?
话说 麻衣 怎么
I'm like, so excited for you, honestly.
老实说 我很为你激动
I really, really am. Yeah, yeah.
真的 嗯
I just wanna ask one quick question. OK, what?
我只想问你个简单问题 什么
Are you sure that you want to meet him,
你确定你想见他吗
because what if he's pissed that you're a kid.
因为万一他生气你是个小孩呢
I don't think that's a possibility, like, I don't.
我觉得不可能 不可能