笔写青春（2019）

Cool. Accept.
好 接受
Ok.
好的
'Sup, baby. How hot are you? Show me!
好啊 宝贝 你有多性感 给我看看
My God! Oh, my God!
我的天 天呐
Oh, my God, Maya. Oh, my God, 'Na, stop!
天啊 麻雅 天 娜 别闹
You're freaking me out. You're freaking me out.
你吓坏我了 你才吓坏我了
Stop!
停下
Hey, I need to use the phone right now...
我要用电♥话♥
...so IM time is over.
所以聊天时间结束
Got it.
明白
Like, now.
现在就要
Ok. Ok.
好 好
Look out.
小心
Good-bye.
再见
Listen, Sam, it was, like, so messed up.
听着 萨姆 特别混乱
It was crazy, crazy-crazy.
疯了 超级疯狂
Wait. You talked to some guy in town?
等等 你们和城里的一个男人聊天了
Well, he can't find you unless you've told him where you live.
除非你们告诉他你们住哪 不然他不可能找到你们
Are you say-- We were in a room
你是说 我们那个房♥间
for Franklin County for hot people,
就是弗兰克林郡的性感之人
like, that's what we were in.
这是我们的房♥间名
He doesn't know your name. Does he?
他不知道你们的名字 对吗
Sam, you're scaring us. Why?
萨姆 你吓到我们了 为什么
Sam, stop. No. He just knows our screen names, like...
萨姆 别说了 他只知道我们的昵称
You're fine, Diper911.
没事的 Diper911
It's just for guys who wanna hook up.
就是些想约炮的男人
All right. I'm gonna hang up now. Later, losers.
好了 我要挂了 再见 笨蛋们
Bye.
拜
Stop. It's my mom. It's my mom.
别慌 是我妈 是我妈
Jesus!
字幕
Love you. Love you, Anna.
爱你 爱你 安娜
Maya.
麻雅
No. Frickin' like, "Do your homework."
不 做你的家庭作业
Sponges and sea stars, like, it's not that hard.
海绵和海星 没那么难
Maya? Welcome!
麻雅 欢迎
Are you done with your homework?
你作业做完了吗
You've got mail. Yeah. I'm doing it.
你有新的邮件 正在做呢
Like, I need the computer
我需要用电脑
for a research project, so...
完成一个调查作业
Research project?
调查作业
Yeah. It's due tomorrow.
是的 明天就要交
Tomorrow? Well, then hurry up and finish it.
明天 那就赶快做完
Duh! It's literally what I'm doing,
我这不是在做吗
so can you leave me alone, please?
你能别来打扰我吗
Ok.
好
So... I heard something today
我今天开车
while I was, um, driving Anna and Maya home.
送安娜和麻雅回家的时候听到了点什么
They were whispering, but...
她们说悄悄话 但
What?
什么
You have a boyfriend.
你有男朋友了
What? Mom, what, you spying on us?
什么 妈 你监视我们吗
Who? Someone we know?
谁 我们认识的吗
Brandon.
布伦登
Mom, it's Brendan. It's not Brandon.
妈 是布兰登 不是布伦登
You're not even a good spy,
你做间谍都这么烂
and we're just taking it really, really slow.
我们节奏很慢
We just barely started going out.
才刚开始交往
Is he a catch?
他优秀吗
Because you are catch. Kinda major catch.
因为你很优秀 超级优秀
Curtis, is this from Wok N' Roll or Shanghai?
柯蒂斯 这是炒锅还是上海的
Because Wok N' Roll is the one that made me sick
因为你上次除痣后 吃炒锅
after your mole removal.
让我发吐
I thought that was Shanghai, so...
我以为那是上海
OK, so this is Wok N' Roll.
所以这是炒锅买♥♥的
Seriously I reminded you this morning before you left.
今早你出门前我专门提醒了你的
Now again you made me...
现在你又让我
It's Chinese food.
这是中餐
No, it's not Chinese food.
不 这不是中餐
That one place makes me sick, and the other place doesn't.
那家店会让我吐 其他的不会
I'm calling Anna for homework help.
我要打给安娜求助家庭作业
Ok.
好
Hello? Oh, my God, 'Na!
喂 天啊 娜
I'm back in "Hot people of Franklin County."
我回到了"弗兰克林郡性感之人"
Oh, my God, you're back in?
天 你又进去了吗
There's like 19 people in here.
有19个人
What are they saying?
他们在说什么
They're saying so many things, like, "Discrete?"
说很多东西 什么"低调"
"Purple pussy cat."
"紫色小猫[逼]"
"Looking to play." You love playing.
"想玩[性相关]" 你喜欢玩啊
Oh, my God, some random guy just IM'd me again.
我的天 有个人又给我发了消息
'Na... Oh, my God, Maya, be careful. Remember last time.
娜 天 麻雅 小心 记得上次吗
Flymiamibro22.
Flymiamibro22
That's a hot screen name. Yeah.
这昵称很性感啊 是的
OK, I'm clicking on it.
我要点了
He says, "Hey, hottie. Zup. What you look like?"
他说 美女好啊 你长什么样
Oh, my God, 'Na, he thinks I'm hot, and he's saying hi. Help me.
天 娜 他觉得我性感 给我打招呼 帮我
What do I say back? Well, he can't find our age.
我该回什么 他无法得知我们的年龄
Yeah, obviously.
当然
OK, let's just say we're like...
就说我们
Well, um...
我想想
We are both 13, so, like, 13 plus 13, that's like 26.
我们都13岁 13加13就是26
I'm just gonna say we're 26.
我说我26岁
Say we have blonde hair and brown eyes,
说我们有金发和棕色眼睛
like, if we were one person. OK. I love that.
把我们当成一个人 好 我喜欢
Blonde hair. Brown eyes.
金发 棕色眼睛
Oh, my God, he thinks we're hot.
我的天 他觉得我们很性感
OK, wait.
等等
He's 30. He's a computer programmer and a total gym rat.
他30岁 电脑程序员 健身房♥老鼠[热爱健身]
Oh, my God, he's a freaking gym rat. That's like...
天 他是健身房♥老鼠 这
what is that?
这是什么
OK. Are you hot?
你性感吗
Um, it's a chatroom for hot people. Remember?
这房♥间就是性感之人的 记得吗
Oh, my God, he says,
我的天 他说
"People tell me I'm hot but I am humble.
人们说我很性感 但我很谦虚
It's not for me to say."
这轮不到我来说
That means he's hot.
意思就是他很性感
Wait, that's what people say that are hot.
性感的人都这么说
I know.
我知道
I'm, like, into this guy.
我好喜欢这人
Oh, Maya, can you hold on? I just have call waiting.
麻雅 你能等一等吗 有人来电
Ok.
好
Hello?
喂
Hi. Can I please speak to Anna please?
你好 我能和安娜说话吗
This is Brendan Tooler speaking.
我是布兰登·图勒
Hi. It's Anna.
嗨 我是安娜
Uh, hi.
嗨
What's up? You called...
什么事 你打电♥话♥来
Yeah, is that cool?
可以吗
Yeah, I just... I'm talking to Maya on the other line
当然 我在另一条线上和麻雅通话
so I'm just gonna have to...
所以我得
um, tell her that I'll call her back, I guess.
告诉她我有空再回她吧
Oh. OK, sure.
好的
OK, hold on.
好 等下
Maya? What?
麻雅 什么
Oh, my God, Brendan just called me.
我的天 布兰登刚打给我了
Wait. Really? Like...
真的吗 这
Oh, my God. ...are you kidding?
我的天 你逗我吗
Anna, this is like real...
安娜 这真的
Um, can I call you back and just talk to him for a minute, like--
我能待会儿再打给你吗 我要和他聊聊
No. Go, go, go.
去吧 去吧