笔写青春（2019）

That means food, right?
这是食物的意思 对吗
Yeah. That's crazy. How do you know that?
嗯 天呐 你怎么知道的
Spent a little time in Japan teaching English in my 20s...
我20多岁的时候在日本教过一段时间的英语
Right. Rebecca Roth? Here.
好 瑞贝卡·罗斯 到
Maya. What?
麻雅 什么
Um, is Alex looking at me?
艾利克斯在看我吗
Robert Terry? Here.
罗伯特·特里 到
Julie Burger? No.
朱莉·博格 没有
How about now? Hold on.
现在呢 等等
Present.
到
No.
没有
No, he's hitting Brandt in the balls.
他在打布兰特的下面
Hey. Don't. Get away from my balls.
别 不要碰我的蛋
Brian Carter? Here.
布莱恩·卡特 到
He'll probably look at me later. Yeah.
他可能过会儿会看我 嗯
OK. Listen up, everyone.
好了 大家听好
I have your locker assignments.
储物柜分配名单在我这里
So you can just... take it outside.
出去看吧
Oh, my God! What are these?
我的天 这些是什么
What are what?
什么是什么
There's, like, all these signs.
这些标语
"Brandt loves Maya."
布兰特爱麻雅
"Dustin loves Maya."
达斯汀爱麻雅
It says down there, too.
那下面也是
Oh, my God! They all say
天呐 全部写的都是
"Brandt loves Maya" And "Dustin loves Maya."
"布兰特爱麻雅"和"达斯汀爱麻雅"
Anna, what is happening?
安娜 什么情况
Oh, my God!
我的天
I mean, is that like me?
那是我吗
Yeah, it's you. Crazy. Wait. Wait. Wait.
是你 疯了 等等
They're literally the hottest guys in the school.
他们是学校里最帅的男生
Maya, it's happening.
麻雅 有人追你了
Hey, Maya, come over here.
麻雅 过来
Yeah. Come over here.
对 过来
Oh, my God!
我的天
Come with me. Come with me. I can't.
陪我过去 陪我过去 不行
No, no, no. Come with me. They didn't say me.
不不 陪我过去 她们没叫我
They only said you. OK, all right.
只叫了你 好吧
OK. You got it.
嗯 你可以的
What's up!
好啊
You look so different.
你样子变了好多
Thanks. Um...
谢谢
Yeah. I got a... I got a haircut last minute.
我临时剪了个头
Oh, where did you get it?
你在哪剪的
Where did I get it?
我在哪剪的
At the salon, that was, like, called... Superb.
在那个美容院 叫 极佳
Salon Superb.
极佳美容院
Hmm. Never heard of that one.
从没听过
Becca!
贝卡
But whatever you did, it worked.
但不管你做了什么 起效了
Because Brandt and Dustin
因为布兰特和达斯汀
obviously think you're, like, so fine this year.
显然都觉得你今年很性感
No, they don't. You guys--
才没有 你们
They're totally into you. Everyone's talking about it.
他们对你很有意思 大家都在谈
They were staring at you. Stop!
他们之前盯着你看 别说了
Yeah, Brandt's so fine, and they both like you.
布兰特帅死了 他们都喜欢你
Isn't that amazing? I know, like, what!
是不是很棒 是啊 难以置信
Crazy! It's crazy, you guys,
神奇 太神奇了
like, I'm losing my mind right now.
我要疯掉了
They think I'm fine, and Heather likes my haircut.
他们觉得我很性感 海瑟喜欢我的发型
Brandt loves you... Brandt loves Maya...
布兰特爱你 布兰特爱麻雅
Dustin loves Maya. Dustin loves you.
达斯汀爱麻雅 达斯汀爱你
Wait. Wait a second. Wait.
等等 等等
Is there another Maya?
还有别的麻雅吗
No. No.
没有 没有
No. I can't... I can't think of anyone.
没有 我想不出任何人
Yeah. So it's me. It's you.
嗯 所以就是我 是你
It's me. Oh, my God!
是我 我的天
Oh, my God!
我的天
Hey! You two!
你们两个
You think you can talk over me?
你们觉得你们可以盖过我的声音聊天吗
No.
不
Oh, thank you.
谢谢
I've got my eye on you two.
你们已经被我锁定了
Oh, my God!
我的天
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, but, like, here comes Brandt.
天 抱歉 但布兰特来了
God, no!
不要
OK, just throw it.
扔出去
Stop! Stop. Stop!
别 别
But then again, there's Dustin. He's fly.
但话说回来 达斯汀在那 他很酷
His earring is so hot.
他的耳钉好性感
Yeah, I know. He is so cute.
是啊 帅死了
And then there's... him.
然后还有个他
Earth to Blondie! Batter up!
地球呼叫金发女 该你上场了
Sorry. Anna, that's you. Oh, my God, go.
抱歉 安娜 叫你 去吧
Go, Na!
加油 娜
You got this.
你可以的
Kick it, Na!
踢吧 娜
Kick it. Kick it!
踢吧 踢吧
Man down. Everybody, sit down.
有人受伤 大家坐下
Hey, you! Take your victim to the nurse.
你 把你的受害人带去看护士
I'm really, really, really, really sorry.
我真的真的很抱歉
It's chill.
没事
Um, it's crazy, though,
说来神奇
because you don't even look bad with blood on your face.
你脸上沾上血却一点不难看
Um, do you know my friend Maya?
你认识我朋友麻雅吗
Nah.
不
Oh, my God, that... that's crazy.
天 真巧
That's her nickname for me.
这是她给我的绰号♥
Na.
娜
Um, she's my best friend. She's amazing,
她是我最好的朋友 她特棒
and actually two of your best friends are,
有两个你朋友
like, in love with her.
很喜欢她
So it's like, how do you pick, you know,
这要怎么选呢
'cause, like, I've only ever been in love with one person.
因为我只爱过一个人
Brandt's nice, but you know, Dustin has an earring.
布兰特不错 但达斯汀有耳钉
Dustin's a bitch.
达斯汀就是个贱♥人♥
Dustin is a bitch?
达斯汀是贱♥人♥
Dustin is a bitch.
达斯汀是贱♥人♥
A bitch?
贱♥人♥
That's what Alex said. Oh, my God.
艾利克斯这么说的 天啊
Yeah, so I really think that you should just go with Brandt.
所以我觉得你该选布兰特
I mean, obviously, whatever you wanna do.
当然 你想选谁就选谁
But do you really wanna do with the bitch
可你真想选那个不和
that doesn't hang out with Alex?
艾利克斯一起混的贱♥人♥吗
I don't know. Maybe being with a bitch is the best thing for me.
不知道 也许和贱♥人♥交往最适合我
Look, I like his earring. Shit.
我喜欢他的耳钉 靠
Can't believe they're not friends. They're not best friends?
他们竟然不是朋友 他们不是最好的朋友
Yeah, I mean, obviously, not anymore.
是啊 现在不是了
That is crazy.
不可思议
OK. Well, then I don't wanna be with him. I don't.
那我就不想和他交往 不想
I only wanna be with someone who's best friends with Alex,
我只想和艾利克斯的朋友交往
'cause I wanna be in the same room with you for our first fingers.
因为我想在我们第一次指交的时候和你在同一间屋子
Like, I'm not gonna do without you.
没有你我是不会做的
Seriously, like, I'm gonna go with Brandt.
真的 我会选择布兰特
Quiet, please. Settle down.
安静 别说话
Young sir in the Care Bear sweatshirt.
那个穿着爱心熊运动衫的男生
Huh?
什么
She's a girl.
她是女生
Yeah, I'm a girl.
对 我是女生