笔写青春（2019）

You're hurting me.
你弄疼我了
Pu, let go. Let go, Pu.
蒲 放手 放手 蒲
Pu diddly Pu, Pu diddly Pu, let go, yeah?
蒲 快放手呀 好吗
Heath, are you OK?
海瑟 你还好吗
Yeah, I'm fine I just...
嗯 没事 我就是
lost something. My mom is going to kill me.
丢了样东西 我妈会杀了我的
Maybe one of us took it home accidentally.
或许我们中有人不小心带回家了
What is it? Um... it it's private, you guys.
是什么 涉及隐私
I can't really tell you, but it's--it's pink.
我不能告诉你们 但是是粉红色的
Ok.
好
Let's look for it. That's all we need to know.
我们开找 知道这个就行了
OK, that's a good start.
这是个好开始
Look, don't worry.
听着 别担心
Can I look in your bag? Yeah.
我能看看你的包吗 嗯
Pink?
粉红色
Anna, why aren't you looking? I am.
安娜 你怎么不找 我在找
Someone took it by accident, it's just really important.
有人不小心拿走了 很重要
Look in your bag.
看看你包里
I literally looked everywhere, you guys. I'm freaking out.
我找遍了所有地方 我要急死了
Oh, my God, I feel so bad for Heather.
天啊 我好心疼海瑟
I mean, like, we should definitely give it back.
我们该还回去
Like tonight or like...
今晚还是
Tomorrow, yeah. Tomorrow, yeah.
明天 好 明天 对
Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
明天 明天
Tomorrow Seriously, Anna...
明天 不是吧 安娜
give it to me between classes I'm gonna give it to her.
课间给我 我去还给她
Such a hypocrite!
真是个伪君子
Tomorrow.
明天
Tomorrow.
明天
Hi, Anna.
嗨 安娜
Tomorrow. What?
明天 什么
Twenty. 25, 30, I have thirty. Thirty, 35, 40, I have forty.
20 25 30 我有30个 30 35 40 我有40个
I have forty.
我有40个
My tallies are through the roof.
我的记录已经爆表
My gel pen is basically out of gel.
我的中性笔笔芯都用完了
So, listen to me. I'm listening.
听我说 我在听
OK, so we have the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
那东西在我们手上 嗯嗯嗯
We gotta give it back. We gotta give it back.
我们得还回去 我们得还回去
Tomorrow...
明天
So. To... After the...
所以 明 在...之后
After the show. ...the show.
演出结束后 演出
After the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the show.
演出结束后 好好 演出结束后
After the show. We are on the same page.
演出结束后 我们意见一致
We'll give it back after the show.
演出结束后还回去
OK, great. After the fashion show.
很好 时装秀结束后
Yeah. Who has show dips?
嗯 演出时谁穿
There, let's...
我们
It's only fair rock, paper, scissor. OK. I don't care.
石头剪刀布才公平 好 我无所谓
On 15, go.
15下 开始
Oh, my God.
我的天
OK, ladies, listen up.
姑娘们 听好了
We don't have much time before the show
离演出开始没多久了
but as you know something of Heather's was stolen.
但你们也知道海瑟有东西被偷了
A thong.
一条丁字裤
Please call it underwear, mom.
请称其为内♥裤♥ 妈
Shut up, sweetie.
闭嘴 亲爱的
Everybody, stand up and get in a circle please.
大家站起来围成一圈
And whoever took Heather's thong
谁拿了海瑟的丁字裤
is going to put it in the middle of the table
就把它放在桌子中间
and no one will know because we're going to just turn around,
没人会知道 因为我们会转过身去
close our eyes and hum on the count of three. OK?
闭上眼睛哼声 我数三声 好吗
One, two, three.
一二三
OK, open your eyes.
好了 睁开眼
Yeah, yeah, you guys. Really?
你们呀 不是吧
Gone. OK, I see.
不见了 这样
No one giving back. OK. OK.
没人交出来 好的 好的
Well, I don't have time for this shit.
我没空继续折腾下去
I have to take care of the elderly.
我还要去照顾老人
So, Heather, you're gonna just have to wear the panties you have on.
海瑟 你只能穿你现在身上的内♥裤♥了
Guys, seriously, this isn't funny anymore.
各位 讲真 这一点不好玩
Like, if someone took Heather's thong, just say so.
要是有谁拿了海瑟的丁字裤 就承认吧
Yeah, you guys...
是啊 你们
It must have been Anna, Maya or Terra.
肯定是安娜 麻雅和泰拉其中一人拿的
What? What?
什么 什么
The Bible says no thongs.
《圣经》说了不能穿丁字裤
Anna and Maya, you guys were in the changing room
安娜和麻雅 周一我们所有人去看
when all of us went to see Grandma Mary's room on Monday.
玛丽外婆房♥间的时候 你们两个在更衣室里
That's probably when you stole it, just admit it.
你们多半就是那时偷的 承认吧
That's insane, you're literally crazy. What?
什么鬼 你真的疯了 什么
Show me your underwear.
给我看你们的内♥裤♥
OK, show you our underwear? Show me just the top.
给你看我们的内♥裤♥ 就最上面就行
Are you crazy?
你疯了吗
Oh, Maya, show her your underwear. OK, show your underwear.
麻雅 给她看你的内♥裤♥ 露出你的内♥裤♥
Show me your underwear.
给我看你的内♥裤♥
You guys, you guys, you guys, this is getting really out of hand.
各位 各位 情况已经失控
I agree and you're perverted.
我同意 你是变♥态♥
Can we just let it go, Becca?
算了吧 贝卡
Let's do the show, let's do the show,
我们去走秀吧 去走秀吧
I'm really... I'm really sorry.
我真的 真的很遗憾
I'm sorry you lost it.
很遗憾你弄丢了
Do you guys remember it's about the hats?
你们还记得帽子才是重点吗
Hello, welcome to the Hat Extravaganza.
大家好 欢迎来到华丽帽子秀
Thank you so much for coming.
谢谢你们到来
I realized a lot of you were
我知道你们很多人
already here so thank you for leaving your rooms.
本就在这 所以谢谢你们离开你们的房♥间
Also I'd like to thank my pals
我还想谢谢我
from my book club/wine club for being here.
来自书友俱乐部/红酒俱乐部的朋友
So, please just enjoy yourself.
请尽情欣赏
OK, here we go, let's get crazy.
开始了 我们出去吧
Liar!
骗子
She's gonna pull your pants down. Who?
她会脱你裤子 谁
Becca... Becca's gonna pull your pants down.
贝卡 贝卡会脱你裤子
Oh, no, no, no, stop it. What's wrong with you? Come with me.
不不不 住手 你有病吗 跟我来
Come with me.
跟我来
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we got away with it.
天啊 天啊 我们躲过一劫
Oh, my God.
我的天
Oh, my God. We got away with it, Anna.
我的天 我们躲过一劫 安娜
What are you talking about, we got away with it?
你说什么呢 躲过一劫
I was embarrassed in front of the entire retirement community.
我在一群退休人员面前丢脸
Oh, my God! Take off the thong. We don't need it.
我的天 脱掉丁字裤 我们不需要
No. "No"? I'm keeping it.
不 不 我要留着
Anna, stop it, stop it. Take it off, take it off.
安娜 住手 住手 脱掉 脱掉
Anna, stop it. You're gonna break it.
安娜 住手 你要扯坏的
We're not stealers. We're not stealers.
我们不是小偷 我们不是小偷
Stop!
住手
Stop!
住手
No!
不
Are you seriously serious?
你认真的吗
You, like, burned my asshole.
你让我屁♥眼♥灼烧
I'm freaking seriously dead serious
我非常认真
'cause that thing was ripping everybody apart.
因为那东西让大家分崩离析
You literally just, like, ruined my life!
你毁了我的生活
That thong ruined you.
那丁字裤毁了你
Damn it. And my vagina.
该死 还有我的阴♥道♥
I have to say sometimes things
我想说
just don't turn out like you planned them, right?
有时候事情并不会按计划发展
And I apologize for that.
我为此抱歉
You should be apologizing to me.
你该给我道歉
I literally can't talk to you right now
你现在这种态度
when you have an attitude like that.
我没法跟你沟通