重造历史（2017）

I am gonna give a speech that will rally a revolt.
我是这里的常客
I've been here a lot,
我感觉这些人不会把你当回事
I'm not sure these people are gonna listen to you.
你就瞧好吧
I think I got it.
打扰一下 各位
Pardon me, gentlemen.
奴隶 奴隶
Slave! Slave!
谁把奴隶领进来了
Who brought a slave in here?!
波士顿还是老样子啊
Wow, good to see Boston hasn't changed.
波士顿存在严重的种族歧视
伊齐基尔 我不是教育过你了吗
Ezekiel, we've talked about this.
抱歉
Sorry.
「无代表权不纳税」
Taxation without representation!
1763年到1776年间的一句口号♥
指英属殖民地居民在英国的议会中 无直接代表权
等于剥夺了他们作为英国公民的权利
所以针对殖民地人♥民♥要求征税等法律 全都违背宪法
没劲
Boring!
我们还要在
Well, how long must we live
乔治国王的统治下 苟延残喘多久呢
with King George's boot upon our necks?
你说的可是我们的国王
That's our king you're talking about.
想想电影里的词儿
Try something from a movie.
今天周五
It's Friday.
台词源于黑人电影《星期五》 讲述两主角躲避恶霸的故事
你没工作
You ain't got no job,
无所事事
And you ain't got nothin' to do.
说部白人电影
A white movie.
让我... 让我赚大钱
Show-show me the money.
台词源于励志电影《甜心先生》 汤姆·克鲁斯主演
让我赚大钱
Show me the money.
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让大家赚大钱
Show somebody the money!
钱啊
Money.
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
伊齐基尔 让我赚大钱
Ezekiel, show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money!
让我赚大钱
Show me the money.
丹 这是什么套路啊
Dan, what the hell was that?
1775年的套路呗
That's 1775.
我在想
Hey, I was thinking,
我们去跟我朋友约翰和萨姆聊聊吧
Maybe we just go talk to my friends, John and Sam.
他们好像是这里的大人物
They seem like pretty big players around here.
你是说约翰·汉考克和萨姆·亚当斯吗
Are you talking about John Hancock and Sam Adams?
约翰·汉考克 富商出身 是独♥立♥宣言的第一个签署人
萨姆·亚当斯 美国国父之一 策动波士顿倾茶事件 震惊全美
是啊
Oh, yeah.
让我赚大钱
Show me the money.
不知道咋会这么对我胃口
I don't know why I like that, but I do.
你们俩听过对抗英国人的事吗
So have you two heard anything about fighting the British?
一个月前 大家都在说这个事
A month ago, it was all anyone could talk about,
但保罗·列维尔没有影了
but then Paul Revere sort of fell off the map.
我有几周没见过他了
I haven't seen him in a few weeks.
他可能死了
So he's probably dead.
死了
Dead?
死了也好
Which might be a boon.
我们开会时
At our meetings,
他会滔滔不绝讲出一大套理论
he would just keep talking and talking and talking
直到大家都同意他的做法为止
until everyone agreed to do whatever he said.
话说 你想尝尝萨姆新酿的啤酒吗
Anyway, would you like to try Sam's new beer?
当然了 谢谢
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you.
喜欢吗
You like it?
味道...
That is...
味道真好啊
That is really good.
-是吗 -嗯
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
-你觉得不错吗 -是啊
- You think it's good? - Yeah.
因为你刚喝了尿壶的尿啊
Because you just drank from the chamber pot!
苍天啊
Oh, my God!
没事啦 我们都上过当
Don't worry, we've all fallen for it.
这些家伙都是人才吧
These guys are the best.
丹尼尔 说说吧
Daniel, tell me.
你是不是真的...
Is it true that you've been...
跟黛博拉·列维尔有一腿啊 你个混小子
courting Deborah Revere, you sly cad?
你女朋友是保罗·列维尔的女儿吗
Your girlfriend is Paul Revere's daughter?
不是 不是
No. No.
你们今晚还有什么消遣啊
What else are you guys doing tonight?
一些教士
Some of the churchmen,
准备在林子里聚众淫乱
get together for a wild satanic orgy in the woods
而明早我们谁也不会承认
that we all deny in the morning.
我要沿着小溪散个步
Well, I'm gonna amble down to the creek,
尝一下清凉的溪水
take a sip of the cool water,
染上痢疾
contract a parasite,
拉肚子拉死自己
and diarrhea my brains out.
既然你想当个缺心眼的货
Since you want to be such a puffy-faced idiot
跟保罗·列维尔的女儿交往
and date Paul Revere's daughter,
那就得由我们将一切重回正轨
now it's up to us to get him back on track, all right?
我给你科普一下他的背景知识
Here's a little bit of backstory on him.
他父亲是法国胡格诺派教♥徒♥ 名叫...
His father was a French Huguenot named...
-知道了 -该死
- Got it. - God!
那可是保罗·列维尔啊
That is Paul Revere.
我知道啊 来张自♥拍♥
I know. Take a selfie with him.
有事吗
Yes?
他... 有事跟你说 跟他说吧
He... He had something he wanted to tell... Tell him.
我们是善良平凡的普通百姓
We-we are, good, ordinary, common folk
我们在想应该跟英国人开战
who are thinking about waging war against the British,
-我们觉得你... -英国人
- and we thought that you... - The British?
英国人
The British?
你知道我最近遇到了什么事吗
Have you any idea what's going on in my life right now?
不知道
No.
那是白镴制品吗
Is that-- is that pewter?
我为了一大笔彩礼钱
I arranged for my daughter Deborah
将女儿黛博拉许配给了一个铁匠
to marry a Blacksmith for quite a dowry.
结果发现她背着我跟一个混♥蛋♥...
Then I find out she's sneaking around with some...
偷♥情♥
blaggard.
你女儿可能...
Your daughter is probably a...
你对我女儿有什么了解啊
What do you know about my daughter?
要火腿不
Ham?
英国人的事可以等
The British can wait
让我先宰了这个追黛博拉的人
until I find and kill Deborah's suitor
我锻造了这个武器来弄死他
with this weapon I've been forging.
不错哦
Cool.
真酷 这真...
That's cool, that's a-- that's a--
你该... 拿去申请个专利
You should get-- you have a patent on that?
但如果你改变主意了
But if you do change your mind,
我是汤姆·克鲁斯
I'm Tom Cruise.
这是魔术·强森「篮球巨星」This is Magic Johnson.
我门是「布鲁斯兄弟」We're the blues brothers,
出自电影《福禄双霸天》
我们保持联♥系♥
and let's keep a line of communication open
以防有事发生... 再见
just in case anything, like-- good-bye!
他们可不是兄弟
They're not brothers.
你得跟她分手
You have got to break up with her.
别说疯话了
What are you, out of your mind?
保罗·列维尔想杀了你
Paul Revere wants to kill you.
你把这事当儿戏吗
Is this all a big joke to you?
随便打乱世界历史
Toying around with the history of the world
就为了找个女朋友
so you can have a girlfriend.
她不只是个女朋友
She's not just a girlfriend.
我爱上她了
I am in love with her.
黛博拉是一个冰雪聪明 聪慧过人的女子
Deborah is a brilliant and intelligent woman
身处在不被世人所认可的1775年
who is treated like garbage in 1775.
你用《泰坦尼克号♥》主题曲就把她骗得团团转
You're tricking her with the Titanic soundtrack.
我是利用那些歌♥词
I am using those things to...
来告诉她有多与众不同
help me tell her how special she is
毕竟我总是词穷