老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S02E16
Part 2
Oct. 30, 2020, 3:52 p.m.
Yeah, like we did with Marshall's pants.
是的 就像我们对待马修的裤子那样
Ah, the 2005 landmark case of Lily vs. The Joey Buttafuoco Pants.
哦 2005年度大戏 莉莉大战伞兵裤
Nice, right?
很不错 是吧
I'm gonna have to say no.
我会斩钉截铁的说不
I don't want some 16-year-old girl falling in love with you
我可不希望什么16岁小妞爱上你
and then shooting Lily in the face.
然后射烂莉莉的脸
Yes!
干得漂亮
I vote they can stay.
我投裤子可以留下
"Check out the jackass in
"看看我的伞兵裤里的小秘密"
the parachute pants" Is a good icebreaker.
这句话用来搭讪很有用的
Ted.
泰德呢
Ted? Ted?
泰德 帮帮我
Sorry, buddy, it's a "No" For me, too.
不好意思啊 兄弟 我也投不
Oh, and by the way, Bel Biv Devoe called.
对了 顺便说一下 贝尔比弗德福乐队也说了
Even they don't want those pants back.
就连他们也不想要回这条裤子
They were insanely comfortable!
它们超乎寻常的舒服
They were like pajamas you could wear outside.
它们就像可以穿得出去的睡裤一样
Marshall, it's over.
马修 这都过去了
We even gave you an appeal and
我们甚至还给过你上诉的机会
they didn't look any better with combat boots.
它搭配行军靴也没好看到哪儿去
All right, well, let's hear the arguments. Ted, you go first.
好了 我们听下双方的论据吧 泰德 你先说
Okay. The fact that I still
好 我一直留着前女友的
have things from ex-girlfriends is no big deal.
遗留物品这件事 其实没什么
I mean, when I see the phone booth on the piano,
我是说 当我看到钢琴上的电♥话♥亭的时候
I don't think of Jeannie Radford,
我想到的不是吉尼•雷德福德
I think of the good times I had backpacking through Europe.
我想到的是我在欧洲背包旅行的美好时光
And when I see the lamp, I don't think of Allison Moses.
而当我看到台灯的时候 我想到的不是艾莉森•莫西
I remember when I was broke, just out of college,
我想到的是我刚刚大学毕业 身无分文
and I really needed a lamp.
而且我真的很需要一盏台灯
And when I see that throw pillow, I don't think of Lauren Stein.
而当我看到那靠枕的时候 我想到的不是劳伦•斯黛因
I think of that weird orange-brown stain and how it got there.
我想到的是那滩奇怪的污渍 以及它是怎么沾上去的
Creamsicle and turkey gravy,
稀奶油加上火鸡汁
not at the same time.
还不是一起弄上去的
Well, that's adorable,
哦 你说的挺有意思
but from now on, when I walk into the apartment,
但从今往后 每当我走进那间公♥寓♥
here is what I will see.
我看到的景象会是这样
I'm Ted's college girlfriend. He made me 12 mix tapes.
我是泰德的大学女友 他给我做了12张混音磁带
How many has he made you?
他又给你做了多少呢
He calls you "Sweetie pie"?
他叫你"小甜派"吗
He called me "Sweetie pie."
他以前一直叫我"小甜派"呢
I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours.
我是很笨 但我的咪♥咪♥比你大多了
Really? You can't look at a pillow
真的假的 你不可能从靠枕就看到这么多吧
without seeing my ex-girlfriend--a pillow!
你连本人都没见过 就一个靠枕啊
Yes, Ted, the fact that you
是啊 泰德 你到现在还
still have that pillow is creepy and gross.
留着那靠枕真是变♥态♥又恶心
You're creepy and gross. Your mom's creepy and gross.
你才变♥态♥又恶心呢 你妈才变♥态♥又恶心
Order! Order!
肃静 肃静
I got to side with Robin.
我站在罗宾这边
She's your girlfriend, and if
她是你女朋友 如果
the stuff upsets her, you got to get rid of it.
那些东西让她不高兴了 你就得丢掉它们
I've got to side with Ted.
我站在泰德这边
Just 'cause you still have something an ex-girlfriend gave you
仅仅是你还留着前女友给的东西这一条理由
doesn't mean you're holding onto her.
不能证明你还对她有感觉
All right, Barney.
好了 巴尼
It all comes down to you.
决定性的一票在你手上
I side with Robin. What?
我站在罗宾这边 什么
Ted, your place is too cluttered.
泰德 你屋里太杂乱了
It's like you're living in a Bennigan's.
你就像是住在贝尼根餐厅一样
Or a Danby's.
或者 丹比人家
What, they don't have Danby's in the US?
什么 你们美国没有丹比人家吗
Really?
真的假的
Well, then were do you get Grizzly Paw ice cream sandwiches?
那 你们上哪儿才买♥♥的到熊掌冰淇淋三明治呢
Just stop, sweetie.
别再说了 亲爱的
So I had no choice.
于是我别无选择
I packed up everything I had gotten from ex-girlfriends.
我只能将前女友们留下的东西悉数打包
It was painful,
那很痛苦
but not as painful as what I had to endure later that night.
但这些 远不及我晚些时候将承受的那般痛苦
New York is famous for its theater,
纽约城因其剧院闻名遐迩
but there's many different levels.
但那也分不同级别
There's Broadway,
这里有百老汇
off-Broadway,
外百老汇
off-off-Broadway,
离百老汇差得远的
homeless people screaming in the park,
流浪汉在公园里放声嚎叫
and then below that, the play Aunt Lily was in.
比那个还差的 才是莉莉演出的那里
Eight flights of stairs.
要爬八层楼梯
Who puts a theater up eight flights of stairs?
哪个没良心的把剧院放在没电梯的九楼啊
What kind of building is this?
这到底是什么楼啊
From the smell of it, I'm guessing a urine factory.
从它所散发的气味判断 我觉得这是家小便工厂
Where do you guys want to sit?
你们想坐在哪里
I know where I don't want to sit.
我知道我不想坐在哪里
Guys, four together!
同志们 四个连排空位呢
I brought a bag in case anyone needs to puke.
我特地准备了呕吐袋 以备不时之需
Come on. It's not gonna be that bad.
得了吧 也不可能那么糟吧
No? Okay.
不可能吗 走着瞧吧
I... am... Rage!
我是 愤怒
I... am Greed.
我是 贪婪
I am Rage... Envy!
我是 愤 嫉妒
I am outta here.
我是 待不下去了
No, you're not. You have to stay.
不行 你不许走 你得留下来
This is the face of Consumerism!
这是消费主义的丑恶嘴脸
Oh, my God. Ted's part of the play.
天哪 泰德也参与到戏中了
Hello, Greed, Rage...
你们好 贪婪 愤怒
Envy...
嫉妒
and Consumerism.
还有 消费主义
I... am your father...
我 是你们的爹
America!
美♥利♥坚♥
Oh, baby, that was wonderful!
噢 宝贝 表演棒极啦
Totally, I had no idea Greed was the killer.
真心的 我完全没有想到贪婪是杀手
And when it became a play within a play,
当它变成一个剧中剧的时候
I was, like, "Now we are really cookin'!"
我就感觉 好戏才刚开始呢
Wow, Lily, that sucked!
噢 莉莉 真是烂透了
Barney!
巴尼
What? It was terrible.
怎么了 这个表演很糟糕啊
I mean, come on. You guys agree, right?
我的意思是 拜托 大伙都同意我说的 是吧
Hey, sorry, I'm just being honest 'cause,
嘿 对不起 我只是想坦诚一些 因为
you know, we're friends.
你知道的 我们是朋友
No, friends make each other feel good.
不 朋友应该让对方感觉良好
They build each other up and support them.
朋友会互相鼓励和支持
That's what being a good friend is about.
那才是好朋友该做的
Yeah, if you're a Smurf.
是啊 如果你是蓝精灵的话
You know if you did a play, I would sit through the whole thing
如果你表演的话 我将会坐着看完全部表演
and I would compliment you on it afterwards.
然后我还会在演出结束后称赞你
Oh, really? You would?
噢 真的吗 你会这么做吗
Yes.
当然了
Bad move, Aldrin, bad move.
败招啊 艾尔德林 败招啊
We'll be starting our Q&A with the director--
一会儿开始我们的导演问答会
yours truly--
你们真诚的导演 我本人
in five minutes right here.
五分钟后在这里举♥行♥
Can you believe Barney said that about Lily's play?
你敢相信巴尼竟然这么评价莉莉的表演吗
I know. He can be really insensitive.
我知道 他的感觉也太迟钝了吧
It was pretty bad, though.
虽然演出是很差劲
Oh, my God, it was so bad.
哦 天啊 太差劲了
Oh, my God, you've been robbed!
我的天啊 你被打劫了
Nope.
没有
All that stuff was from old girlfriends?
那些东西全都是你前女友们送的吗
Don't you buy anything for yourself?
你难道不自己买♥♥东西吗
What can I say?
我该怎么说呢
Papa gets swag.
哥有两下子的
And that should've been the end of it. But the next day...
然后那本来应该是结局了 但是第二天
You know, at first I was
你知道的 刚开始
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