老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S02E13
Part 1
Oct. 30, 2020, 3:51 p.m.
Some kids dream of being astronauts.
有些孩子梦想当宇航员
Some kids dream of playing baseball.
有些孩子梦想打棒球
When I was a kid, I had only one dream.
而我小的时候 只有一个梦想
To build a skyscraper.
那就是建一幢摩天大楼
That's stupid.
蠢死了
There were some obstacles along the way.
这条路少不了艰难险阻
But eventually my dream came true.
但最终我的梦想还是实现了
I became an architect.
我成为了一名建筑师
Morning, everyone!
早上好 各位
So, I had an idea for the atrium.
现在 我对中庭有了新构想
Ready?
准备好了吗
Columns.
用圆柱
That's stupid.
蠢死了
I... I can't believe you knocked over my model.
你怎么能就这样打翻了我的模型
Well, it's just... it's not exactly new, is it--columns?
那又怎样 又不是什么新鲜玩意 是吧 柱子
I mean, what's your next groundbreaking idea--ceilings?
那你下一个惊世骇俗的创意又会是什么 天花板啊
Floors?
还是地板
Windows?
又或是 窗户吗
I know what you're thinking: Who's this jerk?
我知道你在想什么 这混♥蛋♥是谁啊
Well, this jerk was Hammond Druthers,
这混♥蛋♥名叫哈蒙•德莱泽
a legend in the architecture community.
建筑界的传奇人物
Very big in the '80s.
在八十年代尤为突出
He was also far and away the worst boss I ever had.
他也是我碰到过的最差劲的上司
Then I designed the Spokane National Bank Building.
直到我设计了斯波坎市国家银行大厦
And suddenly... I was his boss.
转眼间 我成了他的上司
And he didn't like it. Stairs?
这令他很不爽 对了 楼梯
And to be honest, I wasn't sure I liked it either.
老实讲 我也很不爽
See, before, when I was just another employee,
知道吗 以前 我只是普通员工的时候
I was happy, carefree.
我轻松愉快 无忧无虑
The guy who hung out in the break room making fun of the boss.
是个在休息室里和同事闲聊 开老板的玩笑的家伙
Did you see what he was wearing today?
你看见他今天穿了什么吗
It was like his pants were being held up by his nipples.
就好像他的裤子挂在了乳♥头♥上
Yeah, and that shirt with the flowers,
是啊 还有那件花衬衫
I get hay fever just looking at it.
光看着都能得花粉热
But suddenly I was a different guy.
但是一转眼 我变了角色
Hey, guys.
嘿 伙计们
What's so funny?
什么事这么好笑啊
Nothing.
没什么
Um... nice shirt.
呃 衬衫不错
Thanks.
谢谢
The hours were insane.
我的作息都乱了套
I was always working even when I wasn't at work.
即使下了班 我也在工作
Oh, Robin, I just had a great idea.
哇 罗宾 我刚想到个好点子
Oh, do whatever you want to me just don't wake me up.
哦 我现在任你摆布 就是不要弄醒我
Before, I used to be this guy.
以前 我是这种人
Dude, of course you should
哥们 你当然应该
take the day off for the Foo Fighters concert.
请个假去看喷火战机的演唱会
Just say you're sick.
就说你病了
But now...
但现在
I was this guy.
我变成了另一种人
Sick, huh?
病了是吧
Unbutton your shirt.
把衬衣解开
Hmm... "Foo Fighters."
哼嗯 喷火战机
Get back to work.
老老实实回去工作
But still, the worst part was Druthers.
但是 最难搞的还是德莱泽
Well, I was thinking... Ceilings? Oops.
我觉得 天花板吗 啊哦
Said that already. Then again,
这个说过了 那就再说一次
you seem to like rehashing old ideas.
你似乎特别喜欢老调重弹
I'm kidding, of course.
我开玩笑的啦 玩笑而已
Another hole in one, boss.
又被我戳中了哦 头儿
Oh, wow, he must be really good-looking.
哇哦 他一定特别特别帅
Why would you say that?
为什么这么说
Well, 'cause only good-looking
因为只有长得帅的人
people can get away with saying things like that.
才能大放厥词而又不遭天谴
I have found that to be true.
我亲验过 这是真的
It's a blessing and a curse really.
这样既是福也是祸啊
Ted, you can't let him treat you like that.
泰德 你不能放任他这样对你
Yeah, you gotta ask yourself, who's the boss?
是啊 你得问问自己 谁才是老大
Tony. Angela. Mona.
托尼 安吉拉 莫娜
Mona?
怎么会是莫娜
Watch it more closely. Rock your world.
再看仔细点 会颠覆你的世界观哟
So, what are you gonna do?
那 你打算怎么办呢
Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss.
这种事 很别扭 毕竟他原来是我上司
So, I went to talk to the managing partner.
所以我去找任事股东谈了谈
Fire him.
炒掉他
Well, sir, I was thinking
其实 先生 我只是希望
he could just be put on a different project.
能把他调到其他项目去
Fire him!
炒掉他
He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass.
他就是个傲慢 过季的业界毒瘤
In fact, fire everyone on that project.
干脆 把那个项目下的人都炒了
Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.
德莱泽 莫斯比 他们整个团队
Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.
莫斯比吗 先生 我听说莫斯比做的很不错呢
Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice.
那好吧 莫斯比留下 但是警告一下现在他如履薄冰
Come here.
过来
I like you, Crosby.
我很喜欢你 克罗斯比
You mind if I charge my phone?
你介意我给手♥机♥充个电吗
Knock yourself out.
你随意
Well, Ted, if you do fire Druthers, the key is timing.
泰德 如果你真的想炒了德莱泽 把握好时机
Remember when I had to fire my makeup artist?
记得我炒我化妆师的那次吗
Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,
薇姬 呃 我很抱歉
but there's been some budget cuts and, um,
因为预算有所削减 呃 所以
we have to let you go.
我们不得不把你裁掉
I mean, after tonight.
我是说 过了今晚
I still need my makeup for the broadcast.
我上节目还是需要你来化妆的
So...
所以
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims.
愿我们的关心和祈福能传递给受害者家属
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
决定了 就这么办
I'm gonna fire Druthers tomorrow.
我明天就炒了德莱泽
Oh, my God! What?
我的天啊 怎么了
Do you know about this? No.
你见过这个吗 没有
What is that?
这是什么
Only the greatest thing ever.
迄今为止世上最伟大的东西
Wait, wait, wait--that's not enough buildup.
等一下 这样说还不够
If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,
就算明天发现了癌症的治愈方法
this would still be the greatest thing to happen all week.
这仍是整个礼拜最伟大的事件
Okay. Now you're ready for naked Marshall.
嗯 现在请准备好迎接 裸体马修
Oh, my God.
噢 天哪
This is awesome times awesome.
这真是霸气乘以霸气
It's awesome squared.
霸气的平方啊
I know, right? Behind the piano this whole time.
我懂的 它就一直放在钢琴后面
Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,
等等 如果马修千方百计的要把它藏起来
he clearly doesn't want us to find it.
他肯定不希望我们找到它
Oh, come on, Robin.
噢 你不是吧 罗宾
No, I'm saying that he must be really embarrassed by this.
不 我是说他肯定觉得这丢死人了
We are gonna have so much fun.
我们一定好好玩个痛快
I know! We're gonna have so much fun!
是啊 一定可以玩得超爽
Oh, sorry I'm late; lunch ran a little long.
哦 抱歉我迟到了 午餐吃得久了点
You wanted to see me, Mosby?
你找我啊 莫斯比
Uh, yeah, like four hours ago.
嗯 是啊 差不多四个小时以前
Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours
还真请你体谅一下 我花了足足四个小时
drawing designs for your building.
画你那幢破楼的设计图
This is a cocktail napkin.
这是张鸡尾酒会的餐巾纸
Covered in profanity.
上面还写满了脏话
Look, Hammond, um,
是这样的 哈蒙
there's no easy way to say this, so...
有些话很难说出口
why don't we just, um, step into your office.
不如我们去你办公室谈
Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
Oh, you had me. You so had me.
噢 被你骗了 真被你给骗了
Happy birthday, dear Hammond
生日快乐 亲爱的哈蒙
Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
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