老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S02E07
Part 3
Oct. 30, 2020, 3:50 p.m.
then maybe I wouldn't be so freaked out.
可能我就不用这么担心了
Uh, he didn't say, but you can find out.
他没说 不过你可以自己去看
I think her name is Chloe--she works at Cosa Coffee on 78th.
她好像叫克罗伊 在第78大街的可萨咖啡店工作
Phone call for Swarles Barkley?
斯华儿•巴克力的电♥话♥
Hey, Ted. No, he's not here.
嘿 泰德 他不在
Good one, though--remember that one.
这个不错 记住别忘了
Is, um, Chloe here?
克罗伊在吗
She just left. You can probably still catch her.
她刚走 你也许还能追上她
She's easy to spot--she's got a pink umbrella.
她打着粉红色的伞 很好认的
Oh, thanks, Brian.
谢谢你 布莱恩
My name is Scott.
我是斯科特
Your tag says Brian.
你的工号♥牌写的是布莱恩
I know. Funny story.
我知道 说来话长
So, I wake up this morning, and...
我早上醒来时
Yeah, see you later, Brian.
好 再见 布莱恩
There she is.
她在那儿
She doesn't look that great.
她看起来也不怎么样
She's not fat, but that doesn't mean anything.
虽然不胖 那也没什么
I know tons of skinny, ugly women.
我认识不少苗条的丑丫头
That's right, snotty girl in my yoga class,
没错 瑜珈班里的小贱♥人♥
I'm talking to you.
说的就是你
Come on, Chloe, turn around.
快点 克罗伊 转过身来
Here we go. Turn around, Chloe.
快转身 克罗伊
Come on, show me that hideous face.
快点儿 让我看看你那丑陋的脸
Damn it!
该死
Ooh, I know, I'll get ahead of her,
对了 我该超到她前面
then I'll cut back so I... Aah!
再返回来就能... 啊
Oh, my God, that hurts!
天呐 疼死我了
Turn around! Come on!
转身啊 拜托
Just turn around!
就转个身啊
Okay, this is ridiculous.
好吧 这也太疯狂了
Hey!
喂
Turn around! What's the matter with you?
转过身 你搞什么名堂
Hey, you!
前面那个
Turn around!
转过身来
Turn around, Chloe!
转身 克罗伊
She's hot? I'm so sorry.
她很漂亮吗 真遗憾
No, it's fine.
不 这样也好
I-It just makes things easier.
这样事情就简单多了
Now that I know she's a threat,
现在我知道她是个威胁
all I have to do is keep Marshall from ever seeing her again.
我要做的就是去阻止马修再见到她
Okay, I have two plans--you can help me choose.
我有两个计划 你帮我选一个
Plan A
A计划
remember that time Marshall and I had sex in the bathroom?
还记得那次我和马修在浴室亲热吗
Oops, I got knocked up.
噢 真是精疲力尽啊
Lily. Okay, plan B
莉莉 好吧 B计划
is called "Chloe's Accident."
叫做克罗伊事故
Just stop. What?
打住 怎么了
Lily, you can't do any of those things.
莉莉 这些事你都不能做
If you two are ever gonna get back together,
如果你们还想重归于好
you have to let him work out whatever this is.
你就得让他自己处理这些事
I know. You're right.
我知道 你说得对
Now, come on, Ted asked us to be upstairs at 6:00.
走吧 泰德让我们六点上楼
Some surprise for Barney.
给巴尼一些惊喜
Barney? Uh, Swarley.
巴尼 就是斯华力
Hey, guys. Hey.
你们好啊 嘿
Where's Marshall?
马修呢
Oh, he's getting a haircut.
他去理发了
Oh. For his date.
懂了 要约会啊
Good for him.
好样的
Hope he has a good time tonight.
祝他约会愉快
Relax, you've got nothing to worry about.
淡定 啥都不用担心
The girl's crazy.
那女人是疯子
Thanks!
谢谢
He'll just have wild monkey sex with her five times, max,
他最多和她像野猴子一样交♥配♥五次
and be done with her.
然后就玩完了
Thanks again.
再次多谢
What are you doing?
你在干嘛
I just wanted to listen to a little music, that's all.
就是想听点音乐 仅此而已
And this next one's going out to Swarley.
下一首歌♥送给斯华力
All your friends know you miss Barney,
你的朋友们都深知你怀念巴尼
but he's gone, and you got to accept that, baby.
但逝者长已矣 面对现实吧
And, Swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it.
斯华力 你会成为一个更好的女人
Here's "I Am Woman" By Helen Reddy.
一首海伦•雷迪的《我是女人》
Ha-ha! Now I'm a woman. I love it!
呵呵 现在我是女人了 这个我喜欢
You know, I was thinking
我昨晚一直想
about this whole new name thing last night,
关于这个新名字的事
and you know what I realized? I like it.
知道我发现了什么 我喜欢这个名字
You like being called Swarley?
你喜欢被叫成斯华力
Are you kidding? I want you to call me that.
开玩笑吧 我当然想让你们这么叫
Do you really think this is gonna work?
你觉得这么做有用吗
Do I think what's gonna work?
你说什么有用
I'm just saying, I love my new name,
我只是说 我喜欢这个新名字
so please only call me that from now on.
所以从现在起 请只用这个名字叫我
Call you what?
叫你什么
You know, that-that-that new name that you've been calling me.
你懂的 就是那个你们给我的新名字
Say it.
说呀
Why? You guys know what it is.
干嘛 你们都知道的
Say the name.
说出那个名字
No, I don't want to! I hate it!
不 我不要 我恨它
I hate it! It's not funny!
恨死它了 一点都不好笑
It's never been funny! I've never done any...
根本一点都不好笑 我才没干什么
No!
没有
Man, he is really gonna lose it
这只能算是暴雨前夕
when all the magazine subscriptions start coming in.
等所有期刊杂♥志♥寄来了才是疾风骤雨呢
I signed him up for People in Espanol,
我给他定了西班牙语版人♥民♥月刊
but I addressed it to Swarlos.
不过用了斯华罗的名字
Hey, where's the picture of Marshall and me at the pier?
你们看到马修和我在码头的那张照片没
Didn't it used to be by that window?
之前不是放在窗边的吗
Oh, yeah, he, uh, he sort of took it down when you left.
那个啊 他好像在你走后就拿走了
Put it behind some books, I think.
在书后面吧 我觉得
Oh, well-well, maybe I should put it back up.
哦 也许我应该把它放回来
Why, so Chloe'll see it and get scared off?
干嘛 让克罗伊看到后知难而退吗
No.
才不是
So Marshall'll see it and feel guilty.
让马修看到后有内疚感
Yeah, okay.
好吧 算了
But she wasn't okay.
但她没有真的算了
Later that night, while Marshall was on his date,
当天晚上 马修还在约会的时候
Lily came back.
莉莉回来了
...anymore.
...承受更多
Pretty impressive, huh?
很感人 不是吗
Wow, you really did memorize
你居然背出了
all the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
《不是我们放的火》的全部歌♥词
Can I, uh, can I get you a drink?
你要不要来杯喝的
I'd love a beer.
我想要杯啤酒
You got it.
没问题
Lily did what any sensible woman would do.
像所有明智的女人一样
She hid under the desk.
莉莉躲到了桌子下面
And she stayed there, listening to her ex-fiance
待在那里听她的前未婚夫
on a date with another woman.
和另一个女人的约会
I had a really nice time tonight.
今天晚上我过得很开心
Yeah, me, too. Stop blinking.
我也是 别眨眼
I like your eyes a lot, too.
我也很喜欢你的眼睛
Finally, much like Billy Joel,
最后 就像比利•乔尔一样
she couldn't take it anymore.
她已无法承受更多
Stop!
停
Hi. I'm Lily.
嗨 我是莉莉
Lily... Lily, what the hell are you doing?
莉莉 你到底在干嘛
I don't know. I... I don't know... what I'm doing.
我不知道 我不知道我在干嘛
Oh, pumpkin beer--that was a good one.
南瓜啤酒 这个真的不错
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