世代（2021）

♪ And the bad things that may be ♪
♪我们聊聊♥性♥爱♪
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
♪我们聊聊♥性♥爱♪
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
♪我们聊聊♥性♥爱♪
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
♪我们聊聊♥性♥爱♪
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
这人怎么样
What about this guy?
他有18块腹肌 我来数数
He has an actual 18 pack. Let me count this.
-一 二 三 -不要
- One, two, three -- - No.
我不喜欢资料里写着"大屌♥"的人
I don't like when they write "Well hung."
-为什么 -因为都是假的
- How come? - 'Cause they never are.
还有 如果他们不笑 就说明了什么
Also, if they don't smile, it tells you something.
我可不是傻瓜 下一个
Mama didn't raise no fool. Next.
那你喜欢什么样的 壮的 娘的
So, what do you like then? Built? Fem?
瘦的 年纪大的
Skinny? Older?
如果觉得性感 那就性感
If it's hot, it's hot.
嗯
Yeah.
一个拳头加桃子的表情是什么意思
What does punching and then peach emoji mean?
喜欢拳♥交♥
Likes fisting.
呕
Ew.
-我想要看看你的样子 -你会喜欢的
- I want to see what you look like. - You're gonna love it.
26岁
26?
18是合法年龄 但是如果你这么写
18 is legal, but if you put that,
人人都会觉得你16岁
everyone thinks that you're 16.
我不需要做祸水男
I-I don't need to be jailbait.
我的腹肌不言自明
My abs speak for themselves.
真自信啊
I mean -- the confidence.
-辛苦赚来的 -是啊
- Earned. - Yeah.
给我展示点真实的东西
等等 你没露脸
Oh, wait, you don't show your face?
他们只需要看到这么多
This is all they need.
还有谁 还有谁 还有谁
Who else, who else, who else?
他看着像是《百万豪♥宅♥经纪人》里的人
Looks like he's on Million Dollar Listing.
下一个
Next.
跟一对双胞胎小孩拍照 不行
Posing with two twin babies. No.
我的天
Oh, my God!
我♥操♥
Holy fuck!
-我嘞个大操 -什么
- Fuck me twice! - What?
我不知道心理指导顾问
I didn't even know guidance counselors
可以上这软件
were allowed to be on this thing!
直接 活在当下
"Straightforward. Present.
可以玩 但不玩游戏
Down to play, but not down for the games."
而且他穿着这件T恤好可爱
Plus he's so cute and innocent in his little T-shirt.
格蕾塔喜欢了你的照片
是格蕾塔吗
Is that Greta?
问问她她在干什么
Ask her what she's doing right now.
你从哪搞来的这恶心的大♥麻♥的
Where did you get this repulsive herb?
我爸的抽屉里 就在
My father's sock drawer, right next to
《完美10分》杂♥志♥旁边 如果你仔细找的话
the Perfect 10 magazines, if you're looking.
那是什么
What's that?
你不知道《完美10分》
You don't know the Perfect 10?
就是展示天然大奶的顶级色情杂♥志♥
It's the premier porn magazine for all the big naturals.
有香槟酒杯
You've got champagne flutes,
派对帽 泪滴
you have party hats, you have tear drops.
所有上帝赐予我们的各种形状的奶♥子♥
All the boob shapes that God has ever graced us with.
天
God.
这个汉堡大♥麻♥组合让人反胃
This burger/weed combo is nauseating.
但世界已经在燃烧 快要灭亡了 所以
But I guess the world is on fire and ending, so...
嗯
Right.
所以 不留遗憾
So, no regrets.
就像格蕾塔
Like Greta.
干什么
What?
我不知道
I don't know.
我不知道
I don't know.
她真的...
She's really...
我不知道 她人很好
I don't know. She's really sweet.
她肯定会给你惊喜
I bet she's gonna surprise you.
或者还有露丝
Or there's Luz.
那女孩想要用她的牙齿给你解开裤子
That girl wants to unzip your pants with her teeth.
你有跟女生交往过吗
Have you ever dated any girls?
我从不交往
I don't date.
我只约炮
I hook up.
-一样 -嗯
- Hard same. - Yeah.
你有跟女的搞过吗
Have you ever even hooked up with a girl?
没有 但是
No. But...
你懂的 如果觉得性感 那就性感
you know, if it's hot, it's hot.
是的 如果觉得性感 那就性感
Yes! If it's hot, it's hot.
-嗨 -好啊
- Hi. - What's up?
你们真想来吗
Are you guys sure you want to come?
-嗯 -我们只想被指引
- Yeah. - We just want to be led.
就是一个我做志愿者的社区中心
It's just this community center where I volunteer.
-好的 -好
- Okay. - Alright.
倒车
Backing up.
倒车
Backing up.
倒车 倒车
Back-- Back-- Backing up.
你什么时候代表你们校队打比赛啊
When are you gonna go out for your school team, huh?
不知道 也许五年后 等你死了
I don't know. Maybe in, like, five years when you die.
你真毒
Oh, you're bad.
这该死的空气
This fucking air.
你能看到火吗
Can you see the fires?
不能 只有烟
No. Just the smoke.
G 不敢相信他们让你上来
G, I can't believe they let you the fuck up here.
我11岁起就开始做志愿者了
I've been volunteering since I was 11.
过来
Come here.
萨姆
距离15英里
听说你不喜欢游戏
取决于是什么游戏
真心话大冒险 老游戏了 但招人喜欢
真心话
最好吃的薯条
当然是麦当劳
只要你不说温迪 我们就没事
除非蘸了冰激凌霜
问点真实的东西吧
你有一见钟情过吗
你有一见钟情过吗
切斯特
Chester!
干什么
What?!
你想去格蕾塔家吃东西吗
Do you want to go to Greta's house for food?!
好
Okay!
我叫你切细点
I said to chop them finely.
不然你以为我在干什么
What do you think I'm doing here, woman?
我眼里唯一的尤物就是你
The only fine thing I see is you.
你作弊
You just cheated!
我怎么做的
Tell me how.
你觉得我聪明到能欺骗电脑吗
Y-You think I'm smart enough to cheat a computer?
莱丽 我喜欢你的Instagram
Riley, I'm loving your Instagram.
你真好
Aw, so sweet.
你给她看了
You showed her?
你是个艺术家
I mean, you are an artist, lady.
干嘛设置成私秘账号♥
Why are you on private?
你可以大火的 拿到广♥告♥费
You could blow the fuck up, get that sponsorship money.
我也不知道 家长对孩子发裸照会大惊小怪
I don't know. Parents are pretty weird about kids posting nudes.
安娜不在网上发裸照 短♥信♥里也不发
Well, Ana won't post nudes, she won't send nudes.
她觉得政♥府♥在监视她的短♥信♥
She thinks the government's reading her texts.
你不觉得他们现在就在看吗
You don't think they're watching right now?
你又忘了自己移♥民♥的身份了 亲爱的
You're not in your immigrant mind-set. Amor.
你几年级
What grade are you in?
四年级 但今天不用上课
I'm in fourth grade, but today we didn't have any school
因为到处都在燃烧
because everything's on fire.
一样
Yeah, same.
很多次 因此还被取消
你们在做什么
What are you guys making?
我本来要做特里帕斯的[墨西哥菜 动物内脏]
Well, I was gonna make tripas,
但我想我们会做法吉塔和炸辣椒
but I think we're just gonna have fajitas and chile relleno.
所以当你一见钟情的时候
怎么做
Mm. How do you make that?
你得把奶酪放进去
Um, well, you have to put, like, cheese inside --
所以当你一见钟情的时候 你第一眼看到的是什么
把辣椒切开 把种子挖掉