世代（2021）

Generation S01E02

Part 5 March 15, 2021, 9:25 a.m.

Sana sana, colita de Rana,
如果你今天不好起来明天就会好
no sanas hoy, sanaras mañana.
好起来吧青蛙的尾巴
Sana sana, colita de Rana,
如果你今天不好起来明天就会好
si no sanas hoy, sanaras mañana. That's nice.
好起来吧青蛙的尾巴
Sana sana, colita de Rana,
如果你今天不好起来明天就会好
si no sanas hoy, sanaras mañana.
好起来吧
Sana sana...
我喜欢你的屌♥
Oh, 'ack, I 'uv 'ur 'ock!
好硬
It is so hard!
-什么 -我知道你多半会恨我
- What? - Hi, I know you're probably gonna hate me,
但有件事我得跟你说
but there's something I have to tell you,
我知道你会生气
and I know you're gonna be mad --
-我不方便说话我要啪啪了 -等等
- I can't talk. I'm getting some. - Wait!
-但至少我们有自己的枪 -操
- But at least we have our guns. - Fuck!
《第二修正案》
Second Amendment.
再说如果你仔细想想我们可能是
Plus, if you think about it, we're probably, like,
学校里第五被讨厌的社团
the fifth-most-hated club on campus.
任何枪手都会先去
I mean, any shooter is obviously going to
黑人学生会
the Black Student Union first.
在系统上和人与人之间
No other group in America has had more violence
美国没有别的团体
inflicted upon them
遭受过更多的暴♥力♥
both systematically and interpersonally.
除非是一个讨厌移♥民♥的川普支持者
Unless it's, like, some immigrant-hating MAGA guy,
那么他就会先去阿兹特兰奇卡诺学♥生♥运♥动♥社团
'cause then he's going to MEChA first.
尽管也可能去希勒尔社团[巴勒斯坦犹太人族长]
Although, it could be, like, Hillel,
如果他是个复古的反犹者
if he's, like, more of a retro Jew-hater.
另一方面
On the other hand...
人们讨厌女性
people do hate women.
真的讨厌
Like, really hate them,
所以女生联盟也是个选择
so, Girls' League is an option.
当然这个房♥间里我们应有尽有
'Course, this room, we got it all.
我们有黑人棕人同志女生
We got black, brown, gay, girls.
所以也许为了效率他们会来这儿
So, maybe for efficiency, they'll just come here.
-一石多鸟 -你能住嘴吗
- Multiple birds, one stone kinda type deal -- - Can you just stop?
这不好笑
It's not funny.
你说什么呢明明超好笑
What are you talking about? It's fucking hilarious.
还有生命的意义在于停止
Also, the meaning of life is that it stops.
行了行了
Okay. Okay.
或许是时候再放点音乐了
Um, maybe, uh, time for some more music.
我们要听什么
So, what are we listening to?
提醒下如果是肖恩·蒙德兹
Fair warning, if it's Shawn Mendes,
我就要乱枪扫射了
I'm going on a shooting rampage.
而且他发过一些涉及种族问题的推文
Plus, he had those racially insensitive tweets.
-而且他很烂 -好了好了
- Plus he sucks. - Okay, here, here, here.
我要连上声破天然后
I'm gonna connect and randomly play something
随机放点歌♥ 好吗好了
from Spotify, okay? There we go.
-你在干什么 -抱歉
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
我不想听烂俗的音乐
I don't want to listen to something basic.
我不想为什么要听
I don't. Like, why?
为什么生活总是
Like, why is life always a fucking
最小公分母妥协
lowest-common-denominator compromise?
切斯特
Chester.
我能跟你谈谈吗
Can I talk to you?
过来跟我谈谈
Come...talk...to me.
J 放点大家都喜欢的歌♥
J, put on something everyone likes.
坐下
Sit down a sec.
我知道这有多大压力
I know how stressful this is.
这并不压力大只是很蠢
It's not stressful. It's just dumb.
然后学校现在挨个打电♥话♥
And then it turns out the school now rotocalls,
所以我外婆发现
so my Nonna did find out
这次破封锁
about this stupid fucking lockdown
焦虑不安因为除了
and is now all stressed, 'cause besides
她那混♥蛋♥阴谋论弟弟我是她仅剩的亲人了
her douchey QAnon brother, like, I'm all she has.
他们不需要这么对她
Like, they did not need to do that to her.
-在布宜诺斯艾利斯一条贵宾犬掉下... -拜托
- So, a poodle in Buenos Aires fell -- - Oh, come on!
听我说听我说
Just listen. Just listen.
在布宜诺斯艾利斯一条贵宾犬掉下13楼
A poodle in Buenos Aires fell 13 floors,
砸中了一个女人两者都瞬间死亡
randomly hitting a woman, killing both instantly.
因为目击这起事故
While witnessing the incident,
另一个女人被公车撞到
another woman gets hit by a bus.
与此同时一个男人看到了第二个女子的死
Meanwhile, a man saw the second woman's death,
心脏病发作死在了去医院的路上
had a heart attack, and died on the way to the hospital.
芬兰的一个护柩者
A pallbearer in Finland
在抬棺材的时候被一颗石头绊倒而死
died tripping over a stone while carrying a coffin.
一个母亲死于癌症
A mother died of cancer.
我的天
Oh, my God.
不好恶心
Oh, no. That is so gross.
他们挤得好用力
Oh, they're pinching it so hard.
那是血吗我的天
Is that blood? Oh, my God.
为什么这么令人舒爽
Why is it so satisfying?
我想是因为出来的各种恶心东西
I think 'cause all the nasty shit comes out.
嗯就像是你可以控制的粉刺
Yeah, and it's, like, pimples you can control.
什么
What?
我的天
Oh, my God.
-不不不 -天呐
- Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, my God.
封锁结束
Lockdown has ended.
老师们学生们请注意
Teachers and students, may I have your attention?
-封锁已结束 -看着像是奶昔
- Lockdown has ended. - It literally looks like a milkshake.
流下来了流下来了
It's dripping! It's dripping!
-那是胎记吗 -是的
- Is that a birthmark? - Yeah.
我的个娘
Oh, my fucking God!