This goes out to the person who stole my briefcase yesterday.
今天早上还把我♥干♥洗的衣服拿走了
And it turns out it also stole my dry cleaning this morning
用我放在包里的干洗小票
with the claim ticket that was inside it.
你需要帮助 我可以帮你
You need help,and I am here to provide it.
对了 那件双排扣海军蓝套装
Oh, also, the double-breasted navy blue suit
一定要搭配法式袖口和中跟雕花皮鞋
was meant to be worn with French cuffs and medium heel wing tips.
就算你有问题 一样可以有型有款嘛
You may be sick,but there's no reason why you should't be stylish.
明天见 我是Frasier Crane医生
Until tomorrow, this is Dr Frasier Crane.
节目太精彩了
Man, that was a great show!
简直棒极了 真是绝了 我都不记得你
It was better than great! It was brilliant! I cant remember when you...
你想干嘛
What do you want?
好吧
Okay.
记得吗 我说我我闺蜜要来我们这儿
Remember I told you my girlfriend was coming to town,
我周五要请假
I might need Friday off?
不
No.
是不记得 还是不行
No you don't remember or no I can't have Friday off?
都可以啊 看我大方吧
Take one of each. I'm feeling generous.
你好 - 请问是Crane医生么
Hello. - Hi, is this Dr Crane?
是我 - 天呐 好激动 我居然打通了
Yes, it is. - Oh, man! What a thrill, I can't believe I got through!
节目已经结束了 你明天再打吧
Well, my show is over, you have to call in again tomorrow.
不是 我好像找到了你的公文包
That's not why I'm calling, I think I found your briefcase.
真的吗 你确定
Oh, really? Are you sure?
相当确定 - 有办法能分辨清楚的
Pretty sure. - Well, That's way we can be positive
你把公文包翻过来 在包右手边的角落里
Simply turn over the briefcase and the upper right-hand corner,
应该能看到一个半月形的水渍
you should find a half-moon shaped water mark
是不小心放了香槟杯留下的痕迹
such would be left by the careless resting of a champagne flute.
这里面都是你的东西 Crane医生
It's full of your stuff, Dr Crane.
好吧 这也行得通
Oh, well, that works as well.
所有东西都在吗
Say, listen, is everything still there?
有一只漂亮的金笔 一套车钥匙 一本记事本
Well, there's a nice gold pen, a set of car keys, a date book...
我的钱包还在么 - 很遗憾不在了
Oh, what about my wallet? - Oh,Sorry.
我是要求太高了 那我怎么把包拿回来呢
Well, I suppose I was asking for too much. Well, How can I get it back?
我可以把它送来
I could drop it off.
不如我们在第三大道和Pike街上的
Oh, better yet. Why don't you meet me at
Nervosa咖啡店碰面
the Café Nervosa on Pike and Third,
我一定要犒赏你
I'd be glad to give you a reward.
能见到你已经是犒赏了 半小时后可以么
Hey, Meeting you is reward enough.Half an hour, ok?
太棒了 再见 - 再见
That's perfect! Bye. - Bye.
真是太好了 - 没错 但是在我意料之中
Well, that was pretty great. - Yes, but not surprising.
我早说过要学会信任他人
Haven't I always told you to have faith in people.
没错 你是对的 人性本善 - 没错
Yes, and you were right.People are basically good. - Yes.
通情达理 - 确实
And fair. - Indeed.
我们会对别人伸出援手
We do nice things for people on this world
还不是因为怕因果报应嘛
because there's a little thing called karma.
你礼拜五休想请假 - 为什么啊
There's no way you're getting Friday off. - Why?
请
Allow me.
这女人怎么这样
Can you believe that woman?
这个礼拜已经让我碰到两次了
That's the second time that's happen to me this week!
我真想说说她 - 那为什么不说呢
I have half a mind to say something. - Well, then why don't you?
你知道的啊 我每次和漂亮女人说话都不对劲儿
Oh, you know, something happens to me when I talk to a beautiful woman.
她们盯着我的时候 我的双腿就抖个不停
From the moment they begin staring into my eyes my knees turn to jelly.
Niles 我们都清楚
Well still, Niles, we both know
要让别人改掉坏习惯
the only way to break people off their bad habits
只能直面他们
is by confronting them.
没错 - 那么
That's true. - So?
下一个是谁 - 是我
Who's next here? - I am. I'll have a cafe...
不不不 你不是 我才是下一个
Oh oh oh no,you are not, You weren't next here. I am!
像你这种
Suppose people like you
锦衣玉食的自恋狂
who glide through life wrapped in a cosy cocoon of narcissism
根本不会注意这种事吧
never notice such things!
但是你今天得给我好好学着 妹子
But you do well learn this lesson, sister!
这个世界上还是有“礼貌”两个字的
There's still such a thing as good manners in this world.
所以我坚持要给你买♥♥一杯咖啡
And that's why I would like to insist that you let me buy you your coffee
同时强烈推荐你试试罂粟籽松饼
and also please try the poppy seed muffins.
谢谢 - 不客气
Thank you. - You're welcome.
这顿训话够狠的啊
Kind of brutal, weren't you?
我只记得我说"我才是下一个"
All I remember was "l was next"
然后就被热血冲昏了头
and the sound of blood thundering through my ears.
没关系 Niles 你马上就会回家 见到Maris
There, there, Niles. Soon you'll be home with Maris
然后就能彻底忘了自己今天竟然见过漂亮妹子
and you'll forget you were anywhere near a beautiful woman today.
坐在窗边
Please, why dont we sit here by the window
等他来的时候容易看到
so we can see him when he come.
你那位好心人
Oh, your good Samaritan?
没错 老实说这件事情
Yes. You know I have to tell you
还是让我挺开心的
that I'm feeling rather good about this whole thing.
我确实丢了我的钱包 还有我最喜欢的外套
Well, granted, I did lose my wallet and my favorite suit.
但是大部分东西都还在
But still, you know, mostly everything else was intact.
我的记事本 我的备份车钥匙 我的钢笔
my date book, my spare of car keys,my fountain pen.
但是最重要的是
But best of all, what has remained intact
人与人之间的信任没有丢失
is my sense that people are basically trustworthy.
Frasier 他有你车钥匙
Frasier, the person who has your car keys
然后又叫你开车到这来见他
ask you to meet here knowing you'd bring your car?
不 Niles 在你被害妄想症犯之前
No no Niles, before you launch into one of your paranoid riffs,
我的车
my car happens to be...
被开走了
moving down the street!
拦住他 拦住这个西装革履的男人
Stop! Stop that well-dressed man!
没错 Charlie 是我儿子Frasier 的车
Yeah, Charlie, it's my son Frasier's car.
所以如果你能多派点人手我会感激不尽的
So if you could put a little extra manpower on this I'd appreciated.
没错 就是被这种老把戏给骗了
Yeah. I know, I know. Fell for that old scam.
我告诉过他要提高警惕的 但你也知道他的
I told him you gotta keep your guard up, you know Frasier,
自以为了解别人
he always knows better.
"以人为本"先生
Mr Up-With-People.
还记得我做警♥察♥的时候
Yeah. Remember what we used to call guys like him
我们怎么叫这种人吗
when I was on the force?
喂 我们说的这个人是我儿子 Charlie
Hey, we're still talking about my son here! Charlie.
再见
Yeah. I'll talk to you.
Frasier 还好吗 - 糟糕透了 你猜怎么着
Hi, Frasier. How's it going? - Terribly! Guess what happened today.
什么 - 我的车被偷了
What? - My car was stolen!
真的假的
You're kidding.
没错 我又一次成了犯罪大♥师♥的受害者
Yes, once again I fell victim to a master criminal.
怎么弄的 电线短路发动吗
How they do it? Hot-wire it?
这些人的手艺就像钢琴家一样高超
Boy, you know those guys got fingers like concert pianists.
不 他用的钥匙
No. He had the key.
那可真是高手 他用蜡模复♥制♥了个钥匙么
A real pro. He made a wax impression and then had a duplicate key made?
不是
No.
还是那个偷了我公文包的混♥蛋♥
It was the same miscreant that stole my briefcase.
他用的是包里的备用钥匙
He used the spare set that was inside.
什么 他尾♥行♥了你几个月 熟悉你的生活规律
What, He tailed you for few days, learned your routine,
然后找到了你的车吗
so he'd know where to find the car?
也不是
Not exactly.
他打电♥话♥到电台来 我们约好见面
He called the station and we agreed to meet.
为什么 - 为了低脂拿铁和小饼干
What for? - Low-fat lattes and biscotti.
你这算什么 播报员啊
Oh, what are you, the town crier?
你们就尽情嘲笑我吧
Oh, go ahead and laugh,
但我还是会坚持相信人性本善
You know, it still doesn't shake my belief in the basic goodness of people.
当然咯
Sure.
他说不定是开着你的车给足不出户的人送饭呢
He's probably using your car to deliver hot meals to shut-ins.
我真高兴我的不幸给你们带来了这么多欢乐
Yes well, I'm glad that my misfortune's given you two so much glee.
爸 我有两个请求
But Dad, I have two requests.
首先 收起你那"不听老人言"的窃笑 我不是孩子了
First, wipe that "father knows best"smirk off your face.I'm not a child.
第二个呢
And what's the second request?
我能借你的车吗 我想去看个电影
Can I borrow your car? I want to go to the movies.
爱的公文包
最后一站 我的直播间 奇妙魔法发生的地方
And last stop on our tour, my booth, where all the magic happens.
嘿 Dapnhe 你怎么来了
Hey, Dapnhe what are you doing here?
Crane医生找人送他过来
Oh, Dr. Crane needed a lift in,
所以我就想顺道来参观一下
so I decided to come up for a little tour.
别管我 你去忙你的吧
Oh, don't mind me, just go on about your business.
我又不是 "你请讲"
It's not like "I'm listening".
怎么每个人来这里都爱来这么一下
Have we had one visitor yet who didn't feel the need to do that?
谢谢你送我过来 Daphne
Thank you for the ride down, Daphne,
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