欢乐一家亲（1993）

Frasier S02E13

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

and I just want to make a note so I won't forget it.
老爸我们今晚来这儿看比赛
Dad, the whole idea of coming here tonight
就是不让你再想这案子
was to get your mind off the case.
听着我做了些功课超音速队要赢的关键就是
Listen，I've done some reading. It seems the key for the Sonics
阻止斯塔克斯从中穿过并轻松灌篮
is to stop Starks from penetrating and dumping the ball off for easy baskets.
"阻止斯塔克斯" 听起来好搞笑
"Stop Starks"? That sounds funny:
阻止屎达斯阻止屎达斯阻止屎达斯阻止屎达斯
stop Starts, stop Starts, stopstarts, stopstarts...
哦闭嘴吧你 Niles
Oh, shut up, Niles!
这没道理啊
It makes no sense!
老爸这不是我总结的
Well, Dad, it is not my theory,
我只不过引用了一段体育新闻写作
I'm just quoting some sports writing.
不我是说Helen 她很高的有五英尺七但
No, I mean Helen. She was tall. She was five feet seven, yet
子弹却是以向下的轨迹进入她身体的
the bullet entered on a downward trajectory.
老爸投入一点好嘛哦快看人浪开始了
Dad, please try to participate. Ooh, look, they're starting the wave!
哦哦过来了过来了
Ooh... oh, it's coming this way! It's coming this way!
真有趣对吧哦看那里有个卖♥♥花生的买♥♥花生
That was fun, wasn't it? Oh, look, there's a peanut guy. Peanut!
你怎么敢
How dare you?
Niles 不要
Niles... Stop it!
这个无赖竟然向我丢花生
That hooligan is pelting me with peanuts!
看那托盘的样子他是有备而来的
From the look of that tray, he's come prepared!
停止这是给我的
Stop it! That is for me!
我得去打个电♥话♥
I gotta go make a call.
老爸不是又关于那件案子的吧
Oh, Dad, this isn't about the case, is it?
是的 - 听着老爸你已经研究这案子20年了
Yeah. - Well, Dad, look, you've been working on it for twenty years.
怎么现在会那么痴迷
How come you're so obsessed now?
是这样 Helen被谋杀时我许诺过她母亲
Look, when Helen was murdered, I made a promise to her mother,
不论花费多长的时间我一定会找出那个凶手
I said that no matter how long it took, I'd find the killer.
上星期我接到她的电♥话♥
Well, I had a call from her last week,
她现在年事已高住在某个地方的一家养老院里
and she's an old lady now, living in a home somewhere and,
我也不确定只是她好像将要不久于人世
I don't know, she just doesn't seem to have a lot longer to go,
这让我加快破案的步伐
and it just kind of lit a fire under me to get this thing solved.
所以尽管我很感激
So, I appreciate your
你们带我来看球赛
bringing me here,
但我必须打这个电♥话♥ 我几分钟之后就回来
but I gotta make this call.I will be back in a couple of minutes.
好吧老爸我明白了
OK, Dad. I understand.
天啊今晚的交通简直是塞死人的节奏
Boy, the traffic tonight is murder.
嘿伙计得分是多少
Hey, pal, what's the score?
"西区故事"
"West Side Story".
你知道是什么一直烦着我吗这张犯罪现场的照片
You know what's always bugged me? This picture of the crime scene.
Helen写下"Help"的方式她为什么要那样写
The way Helen's written "Help". Why would she do that?
"Help"为"救命"
好吧我想"你好"这个词
Well, I suppose the word
在这种情况下会略显喜悦之情
"Howdy" would have been a bit too cheery under the circumstances.
但这没道理啊
But it makes no sense.
任何看到在泥土上"help"这个词的人
Anybody who could read "help" in the dirt
也一定能看见Helen躺在那里啊
could also see Helen lying there.
晚上好老爸
Evening, Dad.
嘿老爸 - 嘿听着
Hey, Dad. - Hey, listen.
再次感谢你们带我去看球赛棒极了
Thanks again for the ball game, it was great.
哦老天我们乐意之极老爸
Oh, God. It was a pleasure, Dad.
只是很遗憾你不能在之后和我们共进晚餐
I'm only sorry that you couldn't join us for dinner afterwards.
"黑猪"给我们备了一桌丰盛的晚餐
La Cochon Noir gave us a late seating for a fabulous dinner.
很是精致的一餐
It was an exquisite meal,
只是因为酒水单上连一款出色的干邑白兰地都没有
marred only by the lack of even one outstanding cognac
将这一餐毁了
on their carte des digestifs .
是啊但是这样想一下 Niles
Yes, but think of it this way, Niles:
有什么比精致的一餐更好的呢
What's the one thing better than an exquisite meal?
有着小疵瑕的
An exquisite meal
精致一餐让我们整晚挑刺儿
with one tiny flaw we can pick at all night.
啊十分正确敬不可达到的标准
Ah... quite right. To impossible standards!
老爸案子上有什么进展吗 - 没有我被它打败了
So, Dad, any progress on the case? - Nah, I'm beat.
有时最好就是上♥床♥好好睡上一觉
Sometimes it's better to just get a good night's sleep
明天又是一个新的开始
and start fresh in the morning.
晚安喽伙计们 - 晚安老爸
Good night, fellas. - Night, Dad.
不要忘记去刷牙还有祷告
Do not forget: brush your teeth and say your prayers.
你们小的时候我总是对你们这么说是吧
That's what I used to say to you guys when you were kids, didn't I?
不你没有 - 哦
No, you didn't. - Oh.
我想说的 - 我们知道
I meant to. - We knew that.
你们好 - 你好啊 Daphne
Hello. - Hello, Daphne!
哦 Daphne
Oh, Daphne!
晚餐怎么样 - 很好除了一点儿小瑕疵
How was your dinner? - It was fine, except for one small flaw.
哦你不就喜欢这样嘛
Oh, just the way you like it.
我看你对这些有点儿好奇啊
I see you're a bit intrigued by that yourself.
是啊自从我看过之后一直琢磨
Yes, well it's been a while since I've gone over it.
这些人是谁
Who are these guys?
哦在我们的小故事里的几个重要角色
Oh, just some of the principal players in our little drama.
那是Shelby侦探发现尸体的副警官
That's Detective Shelby, the vice cop who found the body.
这个看起来很吓人的一字眉是谁
Who is this menacing little monobrow?
哦那是Robitaille 伐木工 Helen的前男友
Oh, that's Robitaille, a logger, an ex-boyfriend of Helen's.
每隔几个月
He used to come down from the mountains
他就会下山和Helen销声匿迹
every couple of months and disappear with her.
要我说他就是那个凶手
If you ask me, he's the murderer.
不可能他有无懈可击的不在场证明 - 是什么
Impossible, he's got an airtight alibi. - What is it?
当时他正在杀另外一个人
He was killing somebody else at the time.
但你必须得承认这件案子样样都具备了
But you have to admit, this case has it all:
性♥爱♥ 贪婪妒忌复仇猴子仇恨欺骗
sex, greed, jealousy, revenge, a monkey, hatred, deception...
等等等一下 - 怎么了
Wait, wait, wait! - What?
猴子 - 对啊
A monkey? - Wha... yeah.
这是受害人
This is a snapshot of the
和她的宠物猴子Koko的合照
murder victim with her pet monkey, Koko.
是她另外一个男朋友Clive Brisbane送给她的
He was given to her by another boyfriend, Clive Brisbane.
那为什么Clive Brisbane不是嫌疑犯 - 他本来是
Well, why wasn't Brisbane a suspect? - Well, he was.
但有几位目击者在案发时间看到他在赛马场
But several witnesses saw him at the racetrack at the time of the murder.
等一下他就是那位驯兽师Clive Brisbane吗
Excuse me, is that Clive Brisbane the animal trainer?
对的 "Brisbane的神奇猿"
That's right. "Brisbane's Amazing Apes".
它们为了英格伯特·汉普丁克在拉斯维加斯演出
They opened in Las Vegas for Engelbert Humperdinck.
英格伯特·汉普丁克是德国后浪漫主义作曲家
是啊很容易忘记曾经的拉斯维加斯
Yes, it's easy to forget there was a time
也不是像现在这么俗气的地方
when Las Vegas wasn't the tacky place it is now.
要知道我曾在大学时去往拉斯维加斯的旅行
You know, I actually caught Brisbane's act on a trip
当中看到过Brisbane的表演
to Las Vegas during college.
那些猿猴们实在太惊人了
Those apes were amazing!
这一分钟他们还在表演乔治·华盛顿
One minute. They'd be staging a living tableau
横穿特拉华州的情景
of George Washington crossing the Delaware
下一秒他们却开始
the next they'd be shotting suction-cup
向Brisbane助手美丽的屁♥股♥上射吸盘箭了
arrows at Brisbane's lovely assistant's derrire.
你知道
You know...
Brisbane即使有赛马场的不在场证明支持着
there is a way that Brisbane could be the killer
他也有可能是凶手
and still have his horse track alibi hold up.
Daphne Niles
Daphne, Niles...
让我呈现给你们凶手
I present you with... the killer!
猴子是开枪的人 - 跟着我的思路想一下
A monkey was the trigger man? - Just play along with me here.
它们可以射箭为什么不能开枪
They are capable of shooting arrows. Why not a gun?
但为什么Brisbane要杀了她 -因为因为
But why would Brisbane have her killed? - Because, because...
她为了另一个人抛弃了他 - Robitaille 伐木工
She jilted him for someone else! - Robitaille, the logger!
没错老天爷我们做到了
Exactly! My God! We've done it!
不是你做到了 Crane医生
No, you've done it, Dr.Crane!
是啊不过反正你站得也很近
Well yes, but you were standing very close by.
等一下我们这里说的是
Wait a minute. Are we saying here
一场由猴子犯的凶杀案
that a murder was committed by a monkey?
也不是非常牵强附会
It's not so very farfetched!
这可能是Brisbane对埃德加·爱伦·坡的故事
It could be Brisbane's diabolical homage to the Edgar Allan Poe
埃德加·爱伦·坡: 十九世纪美国诗人、小说家和文学评论家
"莫尔格街谋杀案"的残酷致敬
story "Murders in the Rue Morgue".
莫尔格街谋杀案中凶手有奇怪的口音、怪异的毛发、巨大的掌印
讲的就是一个大猩猩
It's all about an orangutan
跑到巴黎屋顶上到处杀人
who goes about the rooftops of Paris murdering people.
等我告诉老爸他的案子终于被解决了老爸老爸
Wait till we tell Dad his case has finally been solved. Dad! Dad!
别 Niles Niles 等等这还只是个理论
No, Niles, Niles, wait, wait! It's still just a theory.
就算我们是对的想一下老爸会有何感受
Even if we are right, just think how Dad would feel,
我们破解了他20年都解决不了的案子
knowing we've cracked a case he couldn't solve in 20 years?
天啊你是对的
Oh, dear. You're right.
等一下我是无意当中