十字剑

Crossing Swords S02E03

Part 4 Jan. 5, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

It was supposed to reunite our kingdoms.
你的王国偷了我曾祖父的遗体
Your kingdom steals my great grandfather's remains,
玷污了他的棺材然后还想作为礼物
defaces his coffin, and then tries to give it back to us
还给我们
as a gift?!
好吧虽然它缺乏文化敏感性
Okay, culturally sensitive it is not,
但这里面一定更好
but I bet the inside's better!
不糟糕得多
Nope. Much worse.
你们已经犯下了终极的侮辱罪
You have committed the ultimate insult!
都应该被处决
You shall be executed!
等等
Wait!
这些美丽的符号♥还没被喷漆
These beautiful symbols haven't been spray‐painted over.
我们别忘了这句名言...
Let us never forget the famous words...
"眨眼夹在汉堡包里的狗
"Eyeballs winking, dog on a hamburger bun,
眨眼阴♥道♥的侧面..."
eyeballs winking, sideways vagina..."
不停下
No! Stop it!
我知道我的口音很糟糕
I know my accent is terrible.
"曲棍球棒黄油刀拿着扫帚的青蛙
"Hockey stick, butter knives, frog with a broom,
时髦的乌龟做跑步姿势的男人"
sassy turtle, and guy doing the Running Man."
梅里曼你的白♥痴♥侍卫把亡灵圣典读出来了
Merriman! Your idiot squire read the Sacred Text of the Undead!
我为什么就这么令人无法抗拒呢
Why must I be so irresistible?!
这婚礼真烂不过至少只有一个木乃伊
This wedding is a shit show. At least it's only one mummy.
我们可能得赶紧逃出去了
Well, we should probably get the fuck outta here.
把我放下你这个恋尸癖的春梦
Put me down, you necrophiliac's wet dream!
狗♥娘♥养♥的 -走吧
Hey, son of a bitch! ‐ Come on!
等下我总能全身而退
Wait! I always pull out!
你真有趣
You are a lot of fun.
拉米你为什么要这么做
Rami, why did you do all this?
为了抢走你的王国的财富你不配拥有
To get your kingdom's money! You don't deserve it.
你毁了放松协会
You ruined Chill Society,
你还是个差劲的国王假装做你朋友
and you're a terrible king! Pretending to be your friend
是我这辈子被迫做过最恶心的事
was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do!
想要我的钱是吗拉米
You want my money, Rami?
给你就是了
Well, here it is!
我被仆人困住了
Trapped by the help!
鲁本它想要那个金龟子
Ruben! It wants the scarab!
金龟子是什么
What's a scarab?
不要再争论一遍了把项链扔给我
We are not doing this again! Throw me the necklace!
快走去拯救你的爱人吧
Now, go! Save your love.
对不起霍顿只是你不是我的菜
I'm sorry, Holden. You're just not my type.
我喜欢年轻猛♥男♥ 就是小白脸和猛♥男♥的结合体
I like twunks. It's a cross between a twink and a hunk.
他们年轻又健美
They're young and fit!
我也年轻又健美啊
I am young and fit!
鲁本溜了
Ruben away!
小子休想活着从这里出去
You're not getting out of here alive, boy.
至少有人在这婚礼上拔得头筹
At least somebody's getting head at this wedding!
天啊我对暴♥力♥完全麻木了
Oh god, I am completely numb to violence.
帕特里克我还没看到鲁本
No sign of Ruben yet, Patrick.
备好骆驼
Get the camels ready!
不重要了快他妈逃跑吧
Never mind! Just fucking run!
我们终于抓到老千海盗女王卡洛尔了
Well, we finally caught Coral, the cheating Pirate Queen.
我一定会很享受把你另一只眼睛挖出来
I am really gonna enjoy carving your other eye out.
卡洛尔你觉得我们摆脱这个困境
Coral, what do you think is the most unlikely way
最不可能的方式是什么
we could get out of this predicament?
我还以为会是外星人
I would've guessed aliens.
赶紧起来布拉尼我们快走
Come on, Blarney, let's go!
梅里曼你会为此付出代价的
Merriman! You'll pay for this!
在你最猝不及防的时候我会毁了你
When you least expect it, I will destroy you!
你的王国将被我占领
And your kingdom will be mine!
这果然和大多数目的地婚礼一样
Well, that was about as much of a clusterfuck
都是一团乱麻
as most destination weddings turn out to be.
你看到他们的桌面摆饰了吗
Did you see those centerpieces?
太俗气了
Talk about tacky.
我们可能很快要被入侵了
I think we're gonna be invaded soon.
再见花花
Goodbye, Blossom.
我期待与你加深了解
I look forward to getting to know you better.
能回去找基弗你一定很激动吧
You must be excited to get back to Keefer.
花花 -回去找谁
Blossom? ‐ Back to who now?
两位拜托
Ah, come on, guys!
我们还要在这骆驼上一起坐18小时
We have 18 hours ahead of us on this camel!
都矜持一点行吗
Let's all try to be cool?
秀给他看
Let him watch.