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Bob's Burgers S02E09

Part 4 March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

Well, I am doing great!
-儿子你怎么样啊 -当然很不错啦老爸
-How about you, son?- Great here, Dad.
-咋不来一个大大的拥抱呢 -正想呢
-Why don't you give me a big hug! -Love to.
那很好
That would be great.
胡扯
Oh, bullhonk!
Pam在她喝醉的时候警告过我
Pam warned me about this when she was binge-drinking.
他说过名誉会毁掉一个家庭
She said fame destroys families.
这个家庭还真的应验了
And this family's going right in the crapper.
这就是为啥
So that is why...
我认为你俩都得离开这个节目
I think you two should quit the show.
- 叫他滚 - 叫他滚
-Tell him to quit. -Tell him to quit.
-他 -他
-Him! -Him!
好吧我退出
Well, I quit!
肮脏恶作剧部宣布关门
The dirty tricks department is closed!
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
-没什么 -忘了它
Nothing. Forget it.
我们度过了愉快的时光不是吗
Hey, we had some good times, didn't we?
-你帮了他 - 你帮了他
Were you helping him? Were you helping him?
真巧是的我不干了
Jinx. Yeah, I'm out!
我厌倦了你们的腹黑扭曲的游戏
I'm sick of your dark, twisted games.
我要去冲凉
I'm going to go take a shower.
把脏东西都洗干净
Wash this filth off me.
脏东西脏东西
Filthy! Filthy!
瞧瞧要是你们自己不退出
Look, if you guys aren't gonna quit,
我就亲自告诉Chuck和Pam
then I'm gonna go talk to Chuck and Pam myself!
Pam和我是闺蜜她将结束这一切
Pam and I are tight! She'll put an end to this.
- 不行 - 神马
- No. - What?
但是你说的那些
But what about all that stuff you said
关于名誉毁了家庭关系的又是什么啊
about fame destroying relationships?
这只是名人名言而已
That's just something famous people say.
瞧瞧我们发现了宝藏如果我让熊妈妈
Look, we've struck gold here, and I will be damned
来毁了一切我可以屎了
if I'm gonna let some mama bear come in here and ruin it!
除了你为网络或者隶属部门
So unless you work for the network or the affiliate
或者美国联邦通讯委员会工作我能合法的假装你不存在
or the FCC, I can legally pretend that you don't exist.
好吧你不会那么轻易的
Well, you're not getting rid
甩掉熊妈妈的
of this mama bear so easy!
是的我会的保安
Yes, I am. Security.
Hey! Oh, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh!
你看到那里
Hey, you see those guys over there
穿着礼服衬衫的人了么我让他们尽情的吃的
with the untucked dress shirts? I'll go tuck 'em in.
不不他们不喜欢这个
No, no. They hate that.
这是节目的副总裁和副总裁助理
That's the VP and assistant VP of programming.
她们在讨论附属节目
They're talking about a spin-off.
-附属节目 -你们自己的节目伙计由我监制
A spin-off? Your own show, guys, with me producing.
这将会比Get On Up还要大
It could be bigger than Get On Up.
好吧是比Get On Down还大
Well, bigger than Get On Down,
那是Get On Up的午夜重播版
which is the midnight rebroadcast of Get On Up.
我们将会变得相当富有
We're gonna be moderately wealthy!
我可以和是我一半年龄的人约会了
I could date someone half my age...
五岁半的童星
five-and-a-half-year-old starlet.
是的如果你的娃
Yeah, so it would really seal the deal
点头了
if you guys would, you know,
互相多一些或者很多人身攻击
physically attack each other a little bit. Or a lot.
有趣哦
Interesting.
很有道理吧
Makes perfect sense, right?
这只是个烹饪节目
It's a cooking segment, so, yeah.
棒极了数到三人身攻击
Great! And physical violence on three.
-我不会干的 -1 2 3
I'm not doing it. One, two, three.
-人身攻击 -人身攻击
Physical violence! Physical violence!
你看到我妈妈了吗
Have you seen my mom anywhere?
是的我把她给撵出去了但这很滑稽
Yeah, I threw her out. But that's funny.
一秒钟前我让你到后台去的
I just let you go backstage a second ago.
不知道我要去哪里
Huh. I wonder where I was going?
让我尝一下
Just let me taste it!
离我远点
Get off of me!
Tina 检查一下这个Tina
Hey, Tina, check out Tina.
Nathan 不
Nathan! No!
不不不
No, no, no.
发生了什么
What is going on?!
让我走
Let me go!
我可不这么想
I don't think that...
我们还能做朋友
we can stay friends.
保安
Security!
嘿妈妈
Hey, Mom.
这
What the...?
不好意思这是我的前男友 Nathan
Oh, sorry. This is my ex-boyfriend, Nathan.
你俩掰了
Aw, you two couldn't make it work?
-不我们掰了 -没有
No, we couldn't make it work. No.
8 9 10
And eight, and nine, and ten...
Oh, wow!
看清楚这个动作 Rabbi练习
Looking mazel-tough, Exercise Rabbi.
快叫消防队我的屁屁在燃烧了
Call the fire department 'cause my buns are burning!
说到面包我想我闻到了什么
Speaking of buns, I think I can smell some.
那一定是到了"你好美味烹调"的时间
And it must be time for... "Hey, Good Cookin'"!
-那么今天带来点什么啊 Bob -好的 Chuck
So, what's cookin', Bob? Well, Chuck,
极度诱惑咖喱鸡块汉堡
it's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger.
让我们先来点椰奶
We start with a little coconut milk.
- 嗯哼 - 是的就在这里
Mm-hmm. Right? There it is.
这是椰奶大家都不在乎
There's the coconut milk. No one cares.
然后一点咖喱酱
And then, some curry paste...
你想让我提醒你
You want me to even pick it up
因为根本就没人听
'cause no one's listening?
无所谓无所谓我们继续
Whatever, whatever. Just move it along.
是的咖喱酱
So, yeah, that's curry paste.
我们觉得好无聊
I'm bored up here!
是的我应该继续下一个环节还是
Yeah, should I go to the next ingredient or just...?
牛肉熊牛肉熊
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
牛肉熊
Beefsquatch!
牛肉熊
Beefsquatch!
加点苏格兰威士忌
More scotch.
牛肉熊
Beefsquatch!
震耳欲聋啊
My ears are burning!
牛肉熊要推倒你来吧
Beefsquatch took you down! That's it!
打起来打起来打起来
Beef fight! Beef fight! Beef fight!
来吧牛排小鬼
Come here, beef boy!
无论咋样不要停止录制
No matter what, don't stop rolling.
我的天哪
Oh, my God!
他们这是要杀了对方啊还在电视上
They're gonna kill each other! On TV!
你们不高兴吗
Are you not entertained?!
-不有点 -不是你
No... A little. Not you!
住手住手
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
Louise Tina 男Tina
Oh, Louise, Tina, Boy-Tina,
我们要进去
we gotta get in there!
谁能帮我把这个扔向窗户嘛
Anyone want to help me throw this through the window?
你是个坏坏男孩
You're a bad, bad boy!
这里真臭
It stinks in here!
Bob Gene 看看你们自己
Bob, Gene, look at yourselves!
你们是父子啊
You're father and son!
你们应该爱护对方不是伤害对方
You're supposed to love each other, not kill each other.
这个节目不是圣经啊
This isn't the Bible!
这个节目分♥裂♥我的家庭时间够长了是时候该结束了
This show has torn my mily apart long enough! It ends now!
孩子们捂住你们的耳朵美国联邦通讯委员会 Linda来了
Kids, cover your ears. FCC, here comes Linda!
阿瓦达索命魂魄出窍钻心剜骨黑魔标记
Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,
尸骨再现塔朗泰拉舞
momma kaga, poopa daddy!
这是神马
What was that?
我在诅咒这个电视台
I'm cursing on live TV!
-这不是咒语 -一点都不是
Uh, those aren't curse words. Not even close.
好吧那试试这个
Okay. Well, how 'bout this?
不不别脱别脱
No, no! No nudity! No nudity!
疯了
Aw, sick!
这是来拯救我的家庭
This is to save my family!
咚次哒次咚次哒次