开心汉堡店

Bob's Burgers S02E02

Part 2 March 11, 2020, 8:57 a.m.

What about Hot Pockets?
汉堡随叫随到
Burgers are right here.
或者是冰爽的脱脂酸奶
Or nonfat frozen yogurt.
我这是汉堡店卖♥♥汉堡的店
We're in a restaurant. It's my restaurant.
-要不来点马来西亚菜吧 -点汉堡
- Ooh! How about some sort of a Malaysian cuisine? - Burgers.
不如来些... 汉堡吧
How about, uh... burgers?
-好的汉堡马上就来 -谢谢惠顾
- Okay, burgers it is. - Thank you.
薯条问问他们要薯条不
Uh, fries, do they want fries?
好了米基听着
All right, Mickey, listen up.
来点薯条吗
You want fries?
-他要薯条还要什么 -还要什么
- Yeah, he wants fries-- and a what? - And a what?
-拿着你来下单 -好的
- Here, you take the order! - Oh, okay.
-你好 -你好
- Uh, Hi. - Hi.
汉堡里放奶酪吗
So, uh... b-burgers. How about cheese?
有多少人要放奶酪
How many we doing with cheese?
谁要放奶酪
All right, who wants cheese?
所有人
Huh, everyone.
我来点什么好呢
God, what do I want?
来点什么好呢推荐推荐呗
What does Mickey want? Wh-What's your favorite?
今日的特别推荐是
Well, the burger of the day is, the, uh,
劲脆鲜蔬堡
"chard to a crisp" burger.
那是什么破玩意儿
What the hell is that?
就是... 加了甜菜的汉堡
Oh, it's, uh... burger with Swiss chard on it.
我只是想起个好听点的菜名
I was just having fun with it.
不错嘛创意先生
Look at you, Mr. Creative.
哪里哪里马马虎虎吧
No... A little bit.
-你叫什么来着 -鲍勃
- What was your name again? - Uh, Bob.
鲍勃你亲自把汉堡送过来怎么样
Bob! What if you brought the burgers over yourself?
快答应快答应鲍勃
Say yes, say yes, Bob.
-我做不到 -快答应他
- Please, I can't do that. - Say it.
-那好吧 -成鲍勃来送餐
- Okay. - Okay, Bob's in.
谁要那些操蛋的条子送啊
Who needs these scumbag cops, right?
-对不 -操蛋的... 没错
- Right? - Scumb... Yeah.
-这帮警♥察♥就是一窝操蛋 -操蛋
-The cops are really... scumbags. - Scumbags!
-没错不对 -说出来啊
- Yeah. Well, no. - You can say it.
成天横眉怒目的别着把破枪来回逛悠
Scrunched up faces and their stupid arms...
我去准备准备汉堡好吗
I'm gonna start on those burgers, okay?
我♥干♥嘛非得穿这个
Why do I need to wear this?
因为你很可能会中枪
Cause you might get popped.
我已经做好成为一家之主的准备了
I'm ready to be the man of this family.
我已经做好管你叫老爸的准备了吉恩
I'm ready to call you dad, Gene.
谁也不许管吉恩叫老爸
No one's calling Gene dad.
-吉恩老爸 -时间到了咱走吧
- Gene Dad! - Time to go. Let's move.
听好鲍勃他越是激动你越要沉着
Remember, Bob, he's hot, you stay cool.
激动沉着你怎么着来着
Hot. Cool. What are you?!
我是送汉堡的
Um, th-the guy with the hamburgers.
不不不你得怎么着激动还是沉着
No, no, no. What are you, hot or cool?
-沉着 -很好
- Cool... oh, cool. - You're ready.
好了过来过来过来
Okay. Come here, come here, come here.
-平安回来鲍鲍好吗 -我们走鲍勃
- Come back safe, Bobby. All right? - Let's go, Bob.
-我爱你老爹 -我知道
- I love you, Father! - I know.
-鲍勃咱走吧 -再等一下
- Bob, let's go. - All right, hold on one second...
-鲍勃 -老爸如果你死了
- Bob. - Dad, if you die,
我的作文就写吉恩老爸
I'll have to write my report on Gene Dad.
时间很紧鲍勃快走吧
Timing is everything here, Bob. Let's go.
不如果你死了我的作文就写你
No, if you die, I'll write my report on you.
-够了吧鲍勃 -这就走
- Okay, enough, Bob. - I'm coming.
告完别就走
I just gotta finish up here.
-立刻行动 -我的家人正在跟我告别
- Let's go now! - Well, my family's saying goodbye.
这是一次精密策划的行动
This is a precision operation.
爸爸不要走不要走
Dad, don't go! Don't go!
我改变主意了不要走我爱你
I've changed my mind! Don't go, I love you!
吉恩放开我的胳膊
Gene, you gotta let go of my arm.
爸爸我爱你不要走不要走
Dad, I love you. Please don't go! Please don't go!
-老天 -快下去 -我好爱好爱你
- Oh, my God! - Get off. - I love you so much.
我送个汉堡就回来我得完成这项任务
I'll be right there, I've just got to wrap this up.
甩掉他们鲍勃快点行动
Shake 'em loose, Bob! Let's go!
我正在努力他们不让我走
I'm trying! They're not letting me go!
很多问题你还没回答我呢
I have too many unanswered questions!
什么是性
What is sex?!
-吉恩放开我 -快告诉我什么是性
- Gene, just let go! - I don't know what sex is!
-我说过我会回来的 -鲍勃
- I just said, I'm coming! - Bob!
平安回来鲍鲍
Come back safe, Bobby.
别把这些死小孩丢给我一人养活
Don't leave me with these frigging kids.
好我走了
Okay, I'm going.
糟糕包装袋上没有商标
Oh, crap. We don't have the logos on our bags.
没商标怎么上镜头啊
That's what's gonna be on camera.
我来搞定
I'm on it.
-你干嘛画火箭 -这不是火箭是鱼
- Why'd you draw a rocket? - It's not a rocket. It's a fish.
好吧那你干嘛画鱼
Okay. Why would you draw a fish?
因为鱼好画
It's easy to draw.
汉堡也好画我的名字也不难啊
So is a hamburger, or my name.
看起来像耶稣鱼唠叨个没完
Looks like a Jesus fish. Preachy.
我们走快点走马上走
Let's go. Now. Move it.
它看起来好像一根畸形的大鸡鸡
It looks like a huge, misshapen penis.
这是"开心汉堡店"的商标
It's Bob's Burgers.
这上画的是条鱼不是火箭也不是鸡鸡
It's supposed to be a fish, not a rocket, or a penis.
就是鸡鸡
It's a penis.
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苍天啊
Oh, boy.
大地啊
Oh... God.
不要啊
Oh... no.
苍天啊
Oh... boy.
大地啊
Oh... my God.
-鲍勃 -是我
- Bob? - Yeah.
你当然是鲍勃
Hey, you are Bob.
绝对不是警♥察♥
You are definitely not a cop.
好吧谢谢你的信任
Okay? Uh... thanks?
这是你要的汉堡
Here are your burgers.
那帮警♥察♥是怎么谈论我的
Hey, wh-what are they saying about me out there?
他们说你会激动
Uh, that you'd be, um, hot.
性感像范·迪塞尔那样性感吗
Hot? Like Vin Diesel hot?
hot有"激动"和"性感"两个意思
不是极度暴躁的那种激动
N-No, like hot-tempered.
-脾气暴躁的性感猛♥男♥吗 -汉堡给你
- Like a hot guy with a bad temper? - So, here's the burgers.
-鲍鲍 -怎么失手了
- Bobby! - How did you miss that?!
胖墩挡住了
Fatty got in the way.
这是我们派给鲍勃的代号♥
Uh, it's a code name we gave to Bob.
你们胆敢向我开枪没有商量余地了
You screwed up big time shooting at me!
信不信我撕票
Maybe I'll shoot a hostage!
开枪吧动手啊有种你就撕
Go ahead! Do it, big man! Shoot a hostage!
有种你向人♥质♥开枪啊
You shoot a hostage.
你以为我不敢是吧
Maybe I will!
到底怎么回事
What is going on here?!
-你们条子就是以开枪为乐 -才不是呢
- You guys are trigger happy. - No, we're not!
你们就是
Are, too!
你们发什么神经快住手
What is wrong with you people? Stop this!
-你是谁 -鲍勃
- Who is this? - It's Bob.
是胖墩听着鲍勃
It's fatty. Look, Bob,
我们会让大家都安全离开那里的
we're gonna get everyone out of there safely, okay?
鬼话连篇
I don't believe you!
刚才不是我下的命令
That was not on my orders.
是手下人有些激动了
Someone just got a little hot.
该激动的是米基我们要沉着记得吗
He's hot. We're cool. Remember?
我们沉着着呢只是偶尔开枪
We're cool. We just shoot sometimes.
扯淡开什么玩笑
Okay, this is ridiculous.
我现在准备出去
I'm coming outside now.
不要朝我开枪
Do not shoot me!
如果我放你走这些人♥质♥肯定也想走
If I let you go now, then everyone will want to leave.
多米诺效应嘛
And it's a big domino effect thing.
-鲍勃现在是人♥质♥了 -不要等等等等
- Bob's a hostage now. - No. Wait, wait, wait, no.
老兄我们这儿氛围很好哦