开心汉堡店
Bob's Burgers S02E05
Part 3
March 11, 2020, 8:58 a.m.
- Drive! - Yes! Go, go, go.
你往哪开呀 我的脚
Where you going? Hey, my foot!
我说过很好玩的
I told you this would be fun.
好了 都下车 睡觉去
All right. Everybody out. Bedtime.
-在房♥里睡吗 -我讨厌那座房♥子
- In the house? - I hate the house.
反正餐馆也不开了
Now that we're not doing the restaurant,
这房♥子也没啥意义了
the house feels kind of pointless.
那你们想怎样 睡在车里吗
What do you want to do, sleep in the truck?
-我去拿睡袋 -好
- I'll go get the sleeping bags. - Yeah!
还有我的保湿手套
And my moisturizing gloves!
-还有蒂娜的长抱枕 -人家有名字的
- And Tina's body pillow! - He has a name!
抱歉 杰弗里
Sorry, Jeffrey.
新名字需要新形象
A new name calls for a new look.
还有新嗓音
And a new voice.
蒂娜的声音是这样的
Tina talks like this.
狄娜的声音是这样的
Dina talks like this.
队伍很壮观嘛 鲍勃
Nice-sized line, Bob.
你马上就要掌握诀窍了
You're almost getting the hang of this.
是啊 挺有趣的
Yeah, you know, it's fun.
可惜没挣着什么钱
Too bad we're not making any profit.
-又是修理费 汽油钱 -老爸
- Between the repairs, the gas... - Hey, dad...
又是这些突发状况 我们还是赤字状态
And that, we are still in the red.
如果你真想靠餐车赚钱
Oh, well, if you want to actually make money on this,
就得去参加美食环游会
you've got to get on the festival circuit.
本食季首次活动就在这周末哦
First one of the season is this weekend.
洛拉葩富扎美食节
Lolla-pa-foods-a?
恶搞Lolla-pa-loo-za 洛拉葩鲁扎音乐节
美国著名的夏日巡回音乐节
我知道的竟然比你多 不觉得好笑吗
Isn't it funny how much more I know than you?
-不觉得 -我觉得好尴尬哦
- No. - I think it's embarrassing.
每个人都喝得不省人事 挥霍无度
Anyway, everyone gets drunk and spends lots of money.
今年的表演嘉宾请的是塔比瑟·约翰逊
And this year Tabitha Johansson is headlining the concert.
-塔比瑟啥玩意 -那个性感钢琴家啊
- Tabitha who? - The sexy pianist.
那首有关石油泄漏的歌♥就是她唱的
She sings that song about oil spills,
不过大家都明白她唱的是自己的阴♥道♥
but you know she's talking about her vagina.
吉恩 这你是怎么知道的
Gene. How do you know that?
-歌♥词又不难懂 -确实很浅显
- It's not subtle. - It really isn't.
还有 最受欢迎的快餐车还会获得现金奖励
Plus, the most popular truck gets a cash prize:
一千美元
a thousand bucks.
听起来不错嘛
Wow, that sounds great.
正合我意
We could really use a thousand bucks.
参加美食环游会
The festival circuit.
没准以后就不用回家了
Maybe we'll never come home!
干嘛回家啊
Why would you?
对呀 我们可以上餐车学校
Yeah. We can get truck-schooled!
开餐车舞会
And have truck prom.
这样学校里的每个人都是你的朋友了
Hey, you'd be friends with everyone in school!
-没错 -你说得对
- You would. - Oh, yeah.
好了 安全带都系好了
All right. Everyone's got their seat belt on.
这家伙真大 还挺吓人的
Ooh! This thing is big and intimidating.
你说我能开么...
I don't know if I should drive it...
搞什么 詹尼弗·洛瘸子
Hey, Jennifer Slow-pez!
恶搞詹妮弗·洛佩兹 西裔美国艺人
给老娘把路让出来
Get the hell out of the road!
-天啊 琳 -怎么了嘛
- My God, Lin. - What?
-你中什么邪了 -我不知道
- What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
这辆车让我觉得自己变得好强大
This truck just makes me feel so powerful.
现在应该好了
I think I'm okay now.
前面那位疯兮兮小姐 滚到旁边去
Hey, Driving Miss Crazy, pick a lane!
恶搞Driving Miss Daisy 电影《为戴茜小姐开车》
大胸警♥察♥
开车的不是我们父母
救命
本日休息
赶紧的 赶紧的
Hurry up! Hurry up!
琳 你还好吧
Lin, are you okay?
感觉你兴奋异常
You seem a little on edge.
我吃了几片兴♥奋♥剂♥ 鲍勃
I'm hopped up on bennies, Bob.
别告诉孩子们
Don't tell the kids.
什么 你从哪儿弄来的
What? Where'd you get those?
在路边餐馆吃饭时有人塞给我的
They hooked me up at the truck stop.
-你看 -这是抗疲劳抗组胺药
- See? - These are non-drowsy antihistamines.
不管是啥 总之这是它们的功劳
Well, whatever they are, they're doing the trick.
这得等到猴年马月啊
It's gonna take forever to get inside.
不 你错了 右边的车道没人用呢
No, it won't. No one's using this right-hand lane,
看我的
I'll tell you that.
琳 这是人行道吧
Uh, Lin, I think this is the sidewalk.
走人行横道 你个傻♥逼♥
Use the crosswalk, you maniac!
还想不想活了
You're gonna get yourself killed!
我宣布 宣传小分队成立
Okay, you guys are my street team.
我们的目标是赚钱
We need to make some money,
要是能赢得"最受欢迎快餐车"就更好了
and it wouldn't hurt to win "Most Popular Truck".
吉恩 露易丝 你俩负责派发试吃品
Gene, Louise, you're gonna pass out samples.
让我去发试吃品吧
I wouldn't mind passing out samples.
狄娜已经准备登场了
Dina's ready to mingle.
我没意见 让新朋友好好显露一下身手吧
Fine by me! Let the new girl do it.
好吧 有点闯劲哦
Fine, just be aggressive.
狄娜强硬着呢
Dina only plays offense.
吉恩 露易丝 你们去更新超思特
Gene, Louise, you write our Chowster updates.
把我们写得牛逼一点
Make us sound cool.
那我可以写点别家快餐车的坏话吗
Okay. Should I just write negative stuff
这样大家就都会来我们这儿了吧
about the other trucks so that people will come to ours?
不 你不能这样做
No, You should not do that.
好的 女儿一定谨记在心
Okay, I definitely won't.
免费试吃品 开心汉堡店
Free samples. Bob's Burgers.
眼镜不错嘛
Hey, cool glasses.
谢谢 没它我什么也看不见
Thanks. I need them to see.
-这是有机汉堡吗 -当然
- Ha! Is this organic? - Sure.
-这牛是吃草长大的吗 -是的
- Is it grass-fed? - Yes.
你们没有虐待这些动物吧
Cruelty-free?
-是野牛肉吗 -你手里那个是
- Is it bison? - That one is.
它们能用国际音标读出来吗
Do these pair well with an IPA?
全都能读出来
It goes well with all letters.
国际音标 犯罪现场调查 家庭教师协会
IPA, CSI, PTA,
美国国税局 卫生维护组织 我的天啊
IRS, HMO, OMG.
这玩意在哪卖♥♥
Where are you selling these?
就在那边
Uh, right over there.
这就是狄娜的高明手段
And that's how Dina plays the game.
我们先去饺子铺吧
Let's start with the dumpling stand.
味道怎么样
Okay, how was it?
当饼干吃还是不错的
Mm, I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.
这饺子好像是用垃圾包出来的
It tastes like they actually went to the dump to get this dumpling.
dumpling中含有dump 意为"垃圾场"
我可没这么说
That's not what I said.
乳蛋饼法庭
这家的乳蛋饼里是不是参皮带了啊
Woof! Someone put a leash on this quiche!
日全食蛋挞
可别让它毁了我们的派对
Let's not get this party "tarted"!
老好吃了牌可丽饼
吃完这些可丽饼我浑身痉挛
These crepes gave me cramps!
你们都在干嘛呢
Hey, guys, what have you been doing?
在超思特上骗人呢 你呢
Lying on Chowster. You?
骗那些猎奇的笨蛋呢
Lying to hipsters.
我在骗自己 我穿短裤一点都不好看
I'm lying to myself. I do not look good in shorts.
啤酒园
还不错嘛 琳
Wow, this is going great, huh, Lin?
醉鬼都爱吃汉堡
Drunk people like hamburgers.
不过没什么科学依据啦
It's not science.
温温的 湿湿的 滑滑的*
*Oh, it's hot and wet and slick
它让每个人感到头晕目眩*
*And it's making everybody sick
石油泄漏 石油泄漏 石油泄漏*
*Oil spill. Oil spill. Oil spill...
你说得没错
Ugh, you were right.
歌♥词很浅显
It's not subtle.
知道了吧
See?
多谢 各位
Ooh, thank you, everyone.
有请本次美食节会长
And now, i'd like to welcome festival chairman,
保罗·布林克曼
Paul Blinkman,
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