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Bob's Burgers S02E07
Part 5
March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.
现在还私拆他人邮件
Oh, and now opening other people's mail!
我本来不想这么做
It's not what I envisioned.
这是啥
What the hell is this?
你买♥♥了"锡杯"的碟?
You bought Tin Cup?
这电影很难看
That's a terrible movie.
你刚刚是说"经典"吧
You mean "Classic"?
我喜欢看"锡杯"
I like Tin Cup.
但这电影很烂吧
But it's a bad movie, right?
你看过吗
You ever see it?
我没看过
No, I didn't see it.
那你怎么知道不好看的
Then how do you know it's bad?
我不知道 反正不好看就是了
I don't know. It's just bad, right?
人们都觉得它不好看啊
People think it's bad.
我应该是看了它的影评之类的
I think I read a review of it or something.
是吧 你没看"锡杯"
See? You didn't bother to see the Tin Cups
就是因为有评论家武断地给了差评
because some critic gave it a bad review!
虚伪
Hypocrite!
谁知道呢 说不定你看了就喜欢上了
Who knows? Maybe you would have loved Tin Cups.
- "锡杯" - "锡杯"
- Tin Cup. - Tin Cup.
- "锡杯子" - 不 是"锡杯"
- Tin Cups. - No, it's Tin Cup.
- "锡杯" - "锡杯"
- Tin Cup. - Tin Cup.
- 对 "锡杯" - "锡杯"
- Yes. Tin Cup. - Tin Cup.
烦死了
This is killing me!
很好 你活该
Good, 'cause it's all your fault!
你说得对
You're right. You know,
你们虽然绑住了我的手
you may have taped down my arms,
但却为我拨开了眼前迷雾
but you have opened my eyes!
我再也不写差评了
I'll never give a bad review again!
耶
Yay!
事实上 我要把所有差评
In fact, I'm gonna go back and change
都改成好评 并加以润饰
all my bad reviews to glowing ones...
欢笑洒满人间
and add smiley faces.
我猜他是在开玩笑
I think he might be joking!
Reggie 本来就是
Reggie, he is.
别说了 行动吧 整整他们
Enough talk! Do what you're gonna do to these guys!
啥也别做
Nobody's doing anything.
他只是尽他的本分罢了 而且
He did his job. And you know what?
我也得尽我的本分 走吧
I'm gonna go do mine. Come on.
回餐馆做汉堡
Let's go back to our restaurants and cook.
拥有餐馆的人确实得这样
Those of you that still have restaurants.
他死定了 说的是我呢
Oh, that's messed up. He's talking about me!
Bob说得没错
Bob's got a point.
我们在这干嘛呢
What are we even doing here?
我要回自己的餐馆
I should be back at my restaurant
用鼻子闻闻肉新不新鲜
smell-checking the meats.
现在开始 我只往他家扔垃圾
From now on, I will only dumpsack him
经过一次扔一次
when I'm in the neighborhood.
但你的说辞让人提不起劲去扔
But you took the fun out of it.
对不起 把你也搅合进来了
Sorry you got mixed up in this.
要你封口的条件是什么
So, uh, what's it gonna take for you to forget about today?
350美元
$350.
- 350 - 是的
- $350?! - Yeah.
好吧 朋友们 我们一起来凑吧
Um, all right, fellas, cough it up.
- 我一张都没... - 我忘了
- I don't have a... - I forgot, um...
- 你们玩真的么 - 你不是说的我
- Seriously? - You're not talking about me.
我有...
I, uh, have, um...
48美元
$48 here.
把碟给我
Give me the DVD.
你想看"锡杯"?
You want Tin Cup?
它的特别收录是什么
Does it have any special features?
嗯 有幕后花絮
Yeah, It's got outtakes.
但是取名叫"炖肉"
But they call them "Mulligans."
噢 不是吧
Oh, come on!
给这家伙松绑前 让我扇他一掌
Before we cut this guy loose, I just want one slap, okay?
在后脑勺来那么一下
In the back of the head.
你应该用 "拧乳"酷刑
You should give him a purple nurple.
不 用"湿指捅"
No, wet willy!
"湿指捅"是啥
What is a wet willy?
舔湿指头捅耳朵
A Guillermo mojado.
啊 你来吧 我没有口水
Ah. You do it. I have no spit.
捅啊 捅啊 捅啊 捅啊
Willy! Willy! Willy! Willy!
捅啊 捅啊 捅啊
Willy! Willy! Willy!
捅耳朵 捅耳朵
Guillermo. Guillermo.
好的 就捅一次哈
Okay, one wet willy.
这就是小鸟球的打法
That's how you make a birdie!
McAvoy 你虽然初出茅庐
You're in the rough, McAvoy.
但大有潜力 大 我喜欢
That's okay. I like it rough.
她说的还是高尔夫么
Is she still talking about golf?
Don Johnson五部得意大作之一 "锡杯"
One of the top five Don Johnson movies, Tin Cup.
你们还搞活动吗
Are you still doing the half-off-your-meal...
凭差评报纸还能享半价优♥惠♥不?
meal-when-you-bring-in- a-bad-review promotion?
是的 这个活动由公♥关♥巨头Cooper...
Yes, the promotion brought to you by PR giant, Cooper...
很好
Great.
很好 生意回正轨了
Nice to have business back on track.
是啊 亲亲Bob 可我还是好怕
Yeah, but Bobby, I'm still so nervous
怕警♥察♥会来
the cops are gonna show up.
是啊 我也想知道他报没报♥警♥
Yeah. I wonder if he called the cops.
911专线 请问您有什么紧急事件
911. What's your emergency?
911专线 请问您有什么紧急事件
911. What's your emergency.
先生
Sir?
喂
Hello?
先生
Sir?
好吧 又是这种电♥话♥
Great. Another one of these calls.
找个女朋友吧
Get a girlfriend!
如果警♥察♥要来 我们得合计合计
Well, if the cops come, we need a plan.
可以给老爸穿上裙子 说他是我们的阿姨
We can put Dad in a dress and tell them he's our aunt.
对 就叫"粗使唤阿姨"
Yeah, we'll call him "Aunty Man Hands."
阿姨是来参加老爸葬礼的
She came into town for Dad's funeral.
不错 还有情节了
Oh, plot twist.
我才不♥穿♥裙子
I'm not gonna wear a dress.
- 连身裤呢 - 行 好吧
- Pantsuit? - Okay, fine.
那我去弄些连身裤来
I'll go get some pantsuits!
时装秀!
Fashion show!
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