Yeah.
好吧
I paid the majority of the down payment, but sure.
我付了大部分的首♥付♥ 不过没关系
"Your house."
"你的房♥子"
Have your little rules.
你有你的小家规
Pops was out of pocket.
老爹过分了
I had to give him a piece of my mind.
我必须得给他点颜色看看
Hey, it's me, Dre!
嘿 是我 Dre
Uh, I'm here,
我在门口
and I'm opening the door now!
我可要开门了
I'm coming in.
我进来了哦
Come on in.
进来就行了
I'm having a hell of a time keeping these orchids alive.
我正在费劲地养活这些兰花
All right, look, um...
好吧 听着 额
I'm gonna ask you something.
我要问你点事
What are your intentions with my mama?
你对我妈有什么企图
Wait. Um... intentions?
等等 啥 企图
Yes. Intentions.
对 你有什么企图
Are you trying to get her to change her will?
你是想让她改遗嘱吗
Live off her pension checks?
然后靠她的养老金生活
Of course not. I'm gonna take care of her.
当然不是 我是想照顾她
Oh, you think I'm joking.
噢 你认为我在开玩笑
Man, what are your intentions with my mother?
嘿 你跟我妈复合到底有什么目的
Are you roping her in like you always do?
你是不是像以前一样又套路她了
I will fight you.
我会揍你的
Boy, if you don't get them dish-pan hands out of my face...
小子 你要是再不把你傻乎乎的手从我面前放下
I didn't rope her. She roped me.
我没有套路她 是她来找的我
What?
啥
Your mother's the one
你妈妈才是那个
that wanted to get back together, son.
提出复合的人 儿子
Hey, it's the truth, son.
嘿 事实就是这样 儿子
Your mom wanted to give it another shot.
你妈妈想再试一次
Black Jesus blessed me.
黑耶稣保佑我
So, she started this? I know.
所以这是她提出的复合 我知道
It's a lot for you to take on,
你很难消化这件事
so I'm gonna give you a pass.
所以我放你一马
But if you try and fight me again...
但是如果你再试试揍我的话
...you gonna get to know these hands.
就得尝尝这拳头的厉害了
I don't understand.
我不明白
So, this was her idea?
所以这是她的主意
I was just as shocked as you are.
我跟你一样震惊
I never thought I'd get another chance with her,
我从没想过还能有机会跟她在一起
especially after everything that we've been through,
特别是在我们经历过那么多事后
so I didn't even try.
所以 我甚至没有尝试过复合
I don't know if you know this, but I wasn't great to her.
我不知道你清不清楚 我以前对她并不好
Exactly.
没错
Makes no sense. You don't deserve her.
完全没道理 你配不上她
Of course I don't deserve her.
当然 我一点也配不上她
I'm the luckiest man on the planet
她还愿意理我
that she'd even consider my ass.
我就觉得自己是最幸运的男人了
Why do you think I'm in here
不然你以为我为什么在这
buying flowers and ironing sheets
买♥♥花 熨床单
and folding up throws and crap?
收拾东西 扔垃圾
I'm doing everything I can to hold onto that woman.
我在尽我所能留住她
You ain't lying, are you? No, I am not.
你没有撒谎吧 我没有
And, son, while you're here...
儿子 既然你在这
do you know how to fold a fitted sheet?
你知道怎么叠床单吗
Yeah.
知道
Put your fingers in the corner.
用手捏住床单角
Once you get the corner...
捏住这个角以后
Hey, what you got there, Mama?
嘿 老妈 你都买♥♥了什么
Hey. Just a few shirts for your father.
嗨 就是给你♥爸♥买♥♥了一些衣服
You know I can't see a maroon velvet tank top
你知道 我一看到栗色天鹅绒背心
and not think of him.
就没法不想起他
Ha-ha!
哈哈
You know what? Uh...
你知道吗 额
Pops said it was your idea to get back together.
老爹说是你提出复合的
Yeah.
对啊
I don't get it, Mama.
我不懂 妈妈
Have you forgot your history?
你忘了过去的事儿了吗
All the fighting,
所有的那些争吵
which led to the late-night crying,
那些让你在深夜里大哭
which led to me taking care of you, feeding you,
让我去照顾你 做饭给你
hiding your guns.
把你的枪藏起来的那些争吵
A kid should never have to hide that many guns.
一个小孩本不应该藏那么多枪
Hey, wait a minute, now. I... I know my history.
嘿 等会儿 我记得那些事
Then why are you repeating it, Mama?
那你为什么还要重蹈覆辙呢 妈妈
We're not.
我们没有重蹈覆辙
Now, you listen to me.
你听着
The things we used to fight about
我们过去争吵的那些事
don't matter no more.
不会再困扰我们了
We don't argue about money.
我们不会再为了钱而吵架
I got money.
因为我有钱了
We don't argue about raising kids.
我们不会再为了养孩子而吵架
Y'all grown.
因为你们都长大了
So, now, we can just enjoy each other.
所以 我们现在可以享受二人世界了
Things are great.
一切都很完美
Mama, things were great when I was a kid,
妈妈 我的小时候一切都还很完美
and then you blew up his boat.
后来你就炸了他的船
I have moved on,
我已经看开了
and so should you.
你也该放下那些事了
Now I got to get this... this tank top on your daddy.
现在我要把这背心给你♥爸♥爸穿上
'Cause the sooner I get it on him,
因为我越早给他穿上
the sooner I get it off.
我就能越早给他脱下来
Earl! Where you at?!
Earl 你在哪
Well, look at this.
哇哦 看看这个哥们儿
Coming in early to do your first fake casting call.
为了参加第一次模拟试镜 来这么早
Outstanding.
厉害了
No?
不是啊
I just needed some room to spread out.
我只是找个能伸展开的宽敞地方
It's come to my attention
我突然感觉
that I need to find the love of my life
我该在下一段恋爱中
in the next couple, I don't know,
找找我的"真命天女"了 我不知道
years. Well, the choice is obvious.
很多年 答案很明显
Choose her.
选她
Why is that obvious?
为什么很明显
Well, she seems bright,
额 她看起来很开朗
like she comes from a good family, and, uh...
她的家庭应该也不错 然后
Well, I can't really put my finger on it.
好吧 我也说不准
I mean, it's, uh...
我觉得 额
Wow. Now I see it.
哇哦 我又看了一遍
I think I... may have a problem.
我觉得 我这人可能有点问题
What's going on here?
你们在这干啥呢
Uh, Junior here is looking for love of his life.
额 Junior在寻找他的"真命天女"
Oh. She's cute. Pick her.
噢 她很可爱 选她
That's Niecy. She hates me.
那是Niecy 她讨厌我
But based off my grandparents' love,
但是根据我爷爷奶奶的感情经历
that would be the right move.
她最适合我
Looks like someone's realizing
看来有人意识到
that they're running out of time to find true love, hmm?
能找到真爱的时间不多了 是不是
Who's this caramel queen?
这位焦糖皮肤的皇后是谁
That's Sky.
她叫Sky
We kind of have a "Will they, won't they" sort of thing.
我们之间是那种"会不会在一起"之类的感觉
People find it delightful.
大家都觉得很有爱
Still, it can be any one of them.
不过 我的真爱可能是她们中的任何一个
Man, why is this so hard?
老天 为什么这事这么难
You're too in your head.
你过于沉浸在自己的世界里
It's a game of fate.
这是个命运的游戏
And there's only one way to play a game of fate.
玩这个命运游戏只有一种办法
My... mother... said she... would... beat... my... ass
我 妈 说 她 会 打 我 屁♥股♥
if... I... wasn't... home... by... 6:30.
如果 我 六点半 没 到 家
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