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The Big Bang Theory S01E13

Part 2 Sept. 11, 2019, 7:12 a.m.

那我们应该叫孟加拉虎队
Then we could be the bengal tigers.
太垃圾了
Poor choice.
从合力来说
Gram for gram,
没有动物可以强过
No animal exceeds the relative fighting strength
热带行军蚁群
Of the army ant.
也许是吧
Maybe so,
但是你用放大镜
But you can't incinerate a bengal tiger
没法把孟加拉虎点着
With a magnifying glass.
我们还是投票吧
Let's put it to a vote.
-喜欢... -你先等等
All those in favor... point of order.
我觉得团队的名字
I move that any vote on team names
需要意见完全统一
Must be unanimous.
你们不能在按常理
No man should be forced to emblazon his chest
都会选择热带行军蚁群的情况下
With a bengal tiger when common sense dictates
强制别人在胸口印一只孟加拉虎
It should be an army ant.
这位从不接受别人意见的绅士
Will the gentleman from the great state of denial
愿意屈服一次吗
Yield for a question?
我会屈服
I will yield.
当我们经过这
After we go through the exercise
无聊烦人的投票之后
Of an annoying series of votes,
这位绅士肯定会输
All of which the gentleman will lose,
然后当不能按照他的方式来
Does he then intend to threaten to quit
-他是否就要用退出来威胁大家? -他会的
If he does not get his way? he does.
我同意热带行军蚁群你们呢?
I move we are the army ants. all those in favor?
下午好欢迎你们
Good afternoon, and welcome
来到今天的物理碗大赛练习赛
To today's physics bowl practice round.
我叫潘妮将担任主持人
I'm penny, and I'll be your host
因为很明显我周六下午
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do
也没什么其它的事儿干
On a saturday afternoon,
这是不是有点悲哀?
And isn't that just a little sad?
先生们准备好了吗
Gentlemen, are you ready?
-当然 -快开始吧
Yes. of course. fire away.
这可能不关我的事
You know, it's none of my business,
但有个男人在女人面前都不说话
But isn't a guy who can't speak
会不会让你们感觉有些自信心不足?
In front of women going to hold you back a little?
只要女人待在人群里
Oh, he'll be okay
他就应该没事儿
Once the women are mixed into the crowd.
只有当跟女人一对一并且那人闻起来很香时
He only has a problem when they're one-on-one
他才会出问题
And smell nice.
谢了拉杰是香草味的油
Ah, thanks, raj. it's vanilla oil.
其实我才是那个注意到的人
I was actually the one who noticed.
好的开始吧
Okay, let's just start.
好第一题
Okay, the first question
是关于光学的问题
Is on the topic of optics.
有史以来最短的光脉冲是多少?
"what is the shortest light pulse ever produced?"
库珀博士
Dr. cooper.
毫无疑问答案是130百亿亿分之一秒
And of course the answer is 130 attoseconds.
-回答正确 -我也知道的
That is correct. I knew that, too.
你真棒亲爱的
Good for you, sweetie.
好了下个问题
Ok, next question.
何种量子力学效应
"what is the quantum mechanical effect
被应用在硬盘存储加密上?
"used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"
霍华德
Howard?
毫无疑问答案是
And of course the answer is
-巨磁阻 -正确
Giant magnetoresistance. right.
我先抢到的
Hey, I buzzed in.
然后我回答了这叫团队合作
And I answered. it's called teamwork.
你难道不觉得应该
Don't you think I should answer
由我来回答工程问题吗我是个工程师
The engineering questions? I am an engineer.
照这个逻辑那我应该回答
By that logic I should answer
所有人类学的问题因为我是哺乳动物
All the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.
问下一题吧
Just ask another one.
好的
Okay.
哪颗人造卫星记录下了
"what artificial satellite has seen glimpses
爱因斯坦预言的时空结构拖曳现象?
Of einstein's predicted frame dragging?"
答案是引力探测器B卫星
And of course, it's gravity probe b.
谢尔顿
Sheldon,
你得让其他人也参与答题
You have to let somebody else answer.
为什么
Why?
因为这是礼貌
Because it's polite.
这跟礼貌有什么关系
What do manners have to do with it?
这是战争
This is war.
当罗马人在迦太基(北非一古城)地上撒盐
Were the romans polite when they salted the ground
确保以后寸草不生的时候他们讲礼貌了吗
Of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?
里奥纳德你说过我只负责提问的
Leonard, you said I only had to ask questions.
竞赛的目的就是为了给出正确答案
The objective of the competition is to give correct answers.
如果我知道我为什么不说出来
If I know them, why shouldn't I give them?
因为也许我们也知道正确答案
Some of us might have the correct answers, too.
别逗了你连博士学位都没有
Oh, please. you don't even have a phd.
好吧够了!
All right, that's it!
-霍华德坐下 -好吧
Howard, sit down. okay.
也许我们需要稍微休息一下
Maybe we should take a little break.
好主意我得活动下腕关节
Good idea. I need my wrist brace.
按这些键弄得我以前
All this button-pushing
玩任天堂留下的老伤更严重了
Is aggravating my old nintendo injury.
我同意
I agree.
他说什么
What did he say?
他把谢尔顿比喻成
He compared sheldon
某种可能会在夏夜用到的
To a disposable feminine cleansing product
"夏依"女性清洁用品
One might use on a summer's eve.
没错还有那进来的套套
Yeah, and the bag it came in.
里奥纳德太好了
Leonard, excellent.
我想给你看样东西
I want to show you something.
等等行吗我想跟你谈谈
Can it wait? I need to talk to you.
快看
Just look.
我刚为我们队设计了一款完美的队服
I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team.
颜色是基于"星际旅行"原始系列
The colors are based on star trek the original series.
你们三个穿上陪衬的红色
The three of you will wear support red,
我穿象征命令的金色
And I will wear command gold.
"AA"是什么意思?
Why do they say "aa"?
行军蚁
Army ants.
会不会容易产生歧义?
Isn't that confusing?
AA对某些人
"aa" might mean
可能表示其它的什么意思
Something else to certain people.
为什么一支物理碗比赛队
Why would a physics bowl team
会起名为阳极氧化铝呢
Be called anodized aluminum?
不我是指...
No, I meant...
算了
Never mind.
来看看这个
Hey, check it out,
我给你买了个蝙蝠侠饼干罐
I got you a batman cookie jar.
太屌♥了
Oh, neat!
什么节日啊
What's the occasion?
朋友嘛你又喜欢蝙蝠侠
Well, you're a friend, and you like batman
还有饼干你被剔除出队了
And cookies, and you're off the team.
什么?
What?
霍华德拉杰和我刚开了个团队会议
Howard, raj and I just had a team meeting.
-不你们没开 -是我们确实开了我刚从那回来
No, you didn't. yes, we did. I just came from there.
好吧不管你从哪里回来
Okay, I don't know where you just came from,
但是你们不可能开团队会议的
But it could not have have been a team meeting
因为我也是队员并且我不在场
Because I'm on the team and I wasn't there.
因此这个队并没有会
Ergo, the team did not meet.
好吧我这么说吧
OK. let me try it this way.
我跟几个朋友一起喝了杯咖啡聊了聊
I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends,
然后由一件事谈到了另一件
And one thing led to another,
最后你就被剔除出队了
And it turns out you're off the team.
为什么啊?
Why?
因为你弄得大家都没有兴致了
Because you're taking all the fun out of it.
抱歉
I'm sorry,
难道物理碗的获胜者
Is the winner of the physics bowl