欲望都市（1998）

Sex and the City S02E16

Part 3 July 15, 2023, 1:14 p.m.

can we do it again?
我要一份蛋饼
I'm gonna have a Spanish omelet,
马铃薯煎饼再来一杯咖啡和柳橙汁
hash browns, some more coffee, and orange juice.
稍后再来一份布丁
Oh, and, um, can I have some rice pudding for later?
谢谢
Thanks.
你在准备冬眠吗？
Storing up for winter?
不我快饿死了
No, I'm starving.
我和派崔克忙了一夜把我饿坏了
Patrick and I... all last night and I'm just...
你尽管说
No, don't stop, it's okay.
我的表现差不表示你们都要和我一样
I mean, just because I'm bad in bed doesn't mean everybody has to be.
-你在床上的表现一点也不差 -是吗
-You are not bad in bed. -Oh, really?
有人在和你做♥爱♥的时候睡着吗？
Has a man ever fallen asleep making love to you?
没有但我有一次差点睡着
No, but I once fell asleep when a guy was doing me. It was the ludes.
无所谓
It's okay.
我是个成年女人我很清楚我擅长哪些事情
I'm mature enough to realize that while I may be good at some things,
比如服饰搭配... 但某些事却需要别人帮助...
like accessories... that I might need help in others like...
好比上♥床♥？
Fucking?
做♥爱♥
Making love.
所以我去报了一堂课
So... I'm taking a class.
学习床上技巧吗？
A fucking class?
不是性♥爱♥研讨会
No, a Tantric sex workshop.
你只要别喝什么诡异的饮料或穿新布鞋就行了
Well, just don't drink any suspicious Kool-Aid or put on new Nikes.
讲师是一位德高望重的心理学家
It's taught by this very well respected woman psychologist.
这堂课叫“如何取悦男人”
It's called, "How to Please a Man."
我知道如何取悦男人
I know how to please a man.
只要放弃你的权力就能取悦男人
You just give away most of your power.
我到健身房♥会找教练
Look, I have a trainer for the gym.
当然也可以找人…
I can have a trainer for...
教你做♥爱♥？
Fucking?
别再说这个字了
Please stop saying that.
你真的要去上课？
Are you... are you actually going to do this?
对
Yep.
人数还有限制我就帮你们报了名
And, uh, seating was limited, so I signed you guys up.
-拜托 -我不能一个人去
-Please, please? -I... I... I can't go alone.
布莱姆要是再在我身上睡着
And if Bram ever falls asleep on me again,
我一定会死
I will die.
拜托求求你们好姐妹
Please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on it?
我去
Christ, I'm in.
好吧其实去听听也无妨
What the hell, I don't exactly have them hanging from the rafters.
如何取悦男人？
"How to Please a Man."
我都可以开班授课了
I could teach the damn class.
好吧
All right.
当晚两个大卫先脱了衣服
That night, while David and David got undressed
在卧室里等她
and waited for her in the bedroom,
莎曼珊才开始犹豫
Samantha began to wonder
这次玩得会不会太过火了
if maybe she was about to go too far.
她能接受这种放荡的性♥爱♥吗？
Was she actually capable of being this sexually free?
还是她只是一时鬼迷心窍？
Or was she getting in over her head?
她认为在后悔之前
She decided, before there were any regrets,
他们应该再商量一次
they should all talk about it a little more.
大卫我想或许…
Listen, David and David, maybe...
你真的好美
You look amazing.
就像“红尘”里的珍哈露
Just like Jean Harlow in Red Dust.
莎曼珊立刻爱上了他们眼中的自己
Samantha loved the Samantha mirrored at her through the eyes of the David's.
试试又有何妨
What the hell?
真软
They're so soft.
没错
I know.
我做不下去
I can't do this.
我也是
Neither can I.
但是我…我们才刚开始
But I... We're just getting start...
不我做不下去抱歉
No. Can't. I'm sorry.
抱歉
Sorry.
你的确秀色可餐但我做不到
It's very pretty, but...no.
问题不在你是在我们
It's not you. It's us.
不如这样吧？
I have an idea.
我们穿上衣服去吃意大利果冻
Let's all put on our clothes and go out for gelati!
-或是起司蛋糕 -都好
-Cheesecake. -Whatever.
莎曼珊突然对自己丧失了信心
Suddenly, Samantha wasn't feeling so good about herself in bed.
我得走了不然会赶不上那个研习会
I gotta go or I'm going to be late for the Tantric Workshop thing.
宝贝你根本不用听研习会
Oh, baby, you don't need a workshop.
你是高手
Mmm, you are amazing.
我们再来一次
Now, come on. Come on. One more time.
昨晚和今早做得还不够吗？
We did it last night and all this morning.
和你整天整夜做♥爱♥我也不会腻
I could have sex with you morning, noon, and night. Now, come on.
这时我了解到
That's when I realized it.
这个大男人根本不是和我做♥爱♥
Mr. Compulsive wasn't in bed with me...
他是在和一大袋的薯片挣扎
He was in bed with a big bag of Chips Ahoy.
“坦特罗”的意思就是
The intent of Tantric,
神圣的性♥爱♥
"Sacred sexuality,"
体验神人合一的感受
is to experience and merge with the divine.
我看派崔克已经迷上我了
I think Patrick's addicted to me.
他想用我来取代酗酒
It's like he's replaced drinking with me.
在戒酒的家伙都很难搞
Yeah, "Program guys" are tough.
我和一个暴食症患者交往过
I dated a guy who was in Overeaters Anonymous.
我们只要一吵架
And every time we had a fight,
他就会开始狂吃圣代
he'd binge eat hot fudge sundaes.
换句话说
In other words, ladies,
你能让你的另一半疯狂
to drive your man crazy.
他整天都想和我做♥爱♥
He wants to have sex all the time.
我都快控制不了了
It's getting a little out of hand.
至少他还想碰你
Well, at least he wants to fuck you.
他们是同性恋
They were gay.
那又怎样？
So?
前一秒还兴致高昂下一秒就没了兴致
One minute they were interested and then, suddenly they weren't.
我到底做错了什么？
What did I do to turn them off?
错就错在你没有老二
Not having a dick would be the thing that you did to turn them off.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 这太没礼貌了
You guys, I'm serious. This is rude.
你可以用爱让任何一个男人对你俯首称臣
And use it to bring any man to his knees with love, of course.
我昨晚需要她的时候这个女人在哪里？
Where was this bitch last night when I needed her?
安静听你们就会学到东西
Shh. Shh! Be quiet and you might learn something.
她是这方面的天才
This lady is supposed to be a genius.
她如果真的这么行
If she's so good,
干嘛在公♥寓♥里开这个研习会
why is she having this workshop in her apartment?
不要问我
I don't know.
“坦氏性♥爱♥”不重理论而重于行动
Tantric sex is not about talk, it's about action.
我们也要为大家示范
Delayed action.
现在就立刻开始
So...without further "delay,"
容我介绍我的先生
let me introduce my husband...
罗尼莎菲洛博士
Dr. Ronny Shapiro.
由我来示范…
I will demonstrate
最有效的生殖器按♥摩♥术
the very effective lingam massage.
我终于明白为什么在这开课了
I think I know why we're in an apartment.
接受按♥摩♥者必须赤♥裸♥的躺在按♥摩♥者前方
The receiver lies on his back before the giver, naked.
让生殖器完全曝露出来
Genitals clearly exposed for the massage.
你根本没在做笔记
You're not writing.
按♥摩♥需要耐心
Take your time doing this...
如果是车祸一个半小时后
An hour and a half later,
或许还看不到车祸的真♥相♥
crippled by our inability to look away from a car crash,
但这对夫妇却呈现了坦氏性♥爱♥的效果
we watched as the Dr. Shapiro illustrated Tantric sex.
把你的手当成果汁机一样按♥摩♥龟♥头♥部分
Massage the head of the lingam as if you are using an orange juicer.
我早上吃的东西快吐出来了
Well, there go my good feelings about breakfast.
别吵了别丢我的脸好吗？
Stop it! You're embarrassing me.
现在丢脸的是我们吗？
Oh, we're the embarrassing part?
接着抬起右手
Now, place your right hand
握住对方的命根子
on the receiver's root chakra.
命根子
Root!
它就位在肛♥门♥和外生殖器之间
The root chakra is located between the anus and the genitals.
看来这五十元美金很值得
Well, I think that I just got my 50 bucks worth, so...
轻轻的唤醒这个部分
Gently rock your hand to awaken this chakra.
这个部位在医学上叫做会阴
Clinically referred to as perineum.
在拉丁语的意思就是 “结婚一定要有婚戒”