科曼先生（2021）

嗨
Hi.
给你
There you go.
请签个字
If you don't mind.
-谢谢 -别客气
-Thanks. -Sure.
我就说：“好吧 嗨 你好 你绝不能这样对待我”
So I was like, "Okay. Hi. Hello. You literally can't treat me this way."
对…不 对极了 我说：“我们都是成年人了
Yeah. Yeah, no. Exactly. I'm like, "We're both grown-ass adults,
可是我们两人中间有一个 表现得完全像个孩子”
but one of us is acting like a complete child."
她痛恨自己的生活 那不是我的错
It's not my fault she fucking hates her own life.
她必须自己承担后果 而不是拿我撒气 对
She needs to own her own shit and not take it out on me. Yeah.
我点了不加洋葱的沙拉 就应该没有洋葱
I ordered the salad without onions. It should come without onions.
这件事必须马上解决
That is something that needs to be happening right now.
-我知道 -给你
-I know. -Here you go.
尤其是今天 我最不想有这种对话 知道吗
And I really didn't need this interaction today of all days, you know?
祝你…
You have a--
该死
Motherfucker.
-天啊 维克多 -哎呀
-Oh, my God, Victor. -Oh.
对不起 我没想吓到你
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
我的两手都占着呢 你把它放下吧
I have my hands full. You can set it down.
好 去吧 我给你放好 没事
Oh, yeah. Go ahead. I'll take care of it. No worries.
这个周末去看道奇队比赛吗
Going to the Dodgers game this weekend?
其实 我本来有票
You know, I had tickets,
-不过我送人了 -什么 真的
-but I gave 'em away. -What? You did?
是 上次我们去看的时候 我女儿不是特别感兴趣
Yeah. My daughter wasn't that into it last time we went.
她以前一直很喜欢 现在好像不了 所以…我们做点别的
She always used to be, but not anymore, I guess, so... We'll do something else.
-没关系的 对 -你女儿多大
-It's totally fine. Yeah. -How old's your daughter?
-13岁 -青春期的孩子不好管
-Thirteen. -Teenage years are hard.
-会好起来吗 -我怎么会知道
-Does it get better? -I wouldn't know.
我女儿跟她爸爸住 她弟弟跟我住
My daughter lives with her father, her brother lives with me,
他才是我最讨厌的
and he's the one I really hate.
-好吧 -我正…
-Okay. -I was--
-再见 回头见 -好的
-Bye. I'll see you later. -Yeah. Okay.
周末愉快 好吗
Have a good weekend, okay?
嘿 维克多 是不是太真实了
Hey, Victor, was that too real?
你很好 不 真实度刚刚好
Oh, you were good. No. Just the right amount of real.
-好吧 再见 -再见
-Yeah. Bye. -Bye.
（阿图罗卡斯特罗主演）
（洛杉矶）
如果你想跟我去兜风
If you wanna go And take a ride with me
我们开着雪佛兰羚羊车 用三个金边车轮行驶
We three-wheeling in the fo' With the gold D's
我为什么这样生活 嘿 一定是钱的缘故
Oh, why do I live... Hey, must be the money!
如果你想跟我去过瘾 在奔驰车后座上吸一支大♥麻♥烟
If you want to go and get high with me Smoke an L in the back of the Benz E
《莫拉莱斯先生》
我为什么一定是这感觉 嘿 一定是钱的缘故
Oh, why must I feel... Hey, must be the money!
-哥们 -喂
-Dude. -Yo.
-你在干嘛 是番茄肉酱吗 -不是 先生
-What is going on? Is that Bolognese? -No, sir.
-这是我的特制千层面酱 -耶稣呀 真的
-This is my special lasagna sauce. -Jesus. Really?
-你能不能别说他的名字 拜托 -抱歉…
-Can you not say his name, please? -Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-佳比明天过来 -她现在还没来 对吗
-Gabi's coming tomorrow. -She's not here, right?
对 可你会在她面前不小心说出来
No, but it might slip in front of her.
-好吧 可是等等 这是给佳比做的 -是
-Okay, but wait. That's for Gabi? -Yes.
可是她明天才来
But she's not coming till tomorrow.
对 不过她不再喜欢跟我一起做饭了
She's not. But she doesn't like to cook with me anymore,
做饭就浪费了跟她相处的时间
so I just lose that time with her.
-所以我想提前一天做好 -对 可你打算怎么办
-So I figured I'd do it the day before. -Right, but what are you gonna do?
把这些都做好 然后放进冰箱
Just cook all this then put it in the fridge?
什么
What?
等明天她吃过了 你也可以吃一点
You can have some when she's done tomorrow.
我只是说如果我现在把我那一份分出来…
But I'm just saying if I allocate my portion--
你这是在谈判吗
What is this thing with this negotiation?
-你怎么回事 -趁新鲜…
-What's wrong with you? -So it's fresh--
-请你滚出我的厨房♥ -好吧
-Get the fuck out of my kitchen, please. -Okay.
糟了
Oh, shit.
可恶
Fuck.
-你好 -嘿
-Hola. -Hey.
佳比 爸爸来了
Gabi, Dad's here!
哇 这很有雨林的感觉
Wow, that's real jungle-y, sorta.
根本没有
It's not jungle-y.
不…你看上去很漂亮 我想说的是这个意思
No, no, you look good is what I was trying to--
佳比宝宝 你怎么样
Gaba Gaba, what's up?
你不跟我击掌吗 喂
You gonna leave me hanging? Hello?
怎么了
What's that about?
一群女孩昨晚到阿德里亚娜家过夜了
A group of girls slept over at Adriana's last night.
没邀请她
And she wasn't invited.
-为什么没有 -我不知道
-Why not? -I don't know.
她今天一整天都这样
That's what it's been like the whole day.
不行…你得换身衣服
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You need to change into something else.
-为什么 -佳比 听妈妈的话
-Why? -Gabi, just listen to your mom.
-我不用换 -好吧
-I'm good. -Oy.
-祝你好运 -好吧
-Good luck. -Yeah.
（杰克餐厅）
你想吃什么
So, what do you want?
我说了我不饿
I said I wasn't hungry.
我知道 可是到午饭时间了 你总得吃点东西 对吗
I know, but it's lunchtime. You need to eat something, right?
可是就因为到午饭时间了 并不意味着我一定饿了
Yeah, but just because it's lunchtime doesn't mean I have to be hungry.
我在努力聆听我身体的信♥号♥♥
I'm trying to listen to my body.
好吧 你的身…好吧
Okay. Your bod-- Okay.
那我现在给你买♥♥点东西
How about I get you something now
然后等你饿了的时候再吃怎么样
and then you just eat it later when you do get hungry?
-你想吃辣鸡堡吗 -他们有没有素食
-Do you want a spicy chicken? -Do they have anything vegan?
什么 你现在是素食主义者了
What, are you vegan now?
我不是素食主义者 我只是在吃素
It's not that I'm vegan, I'm just eating vegan.
可你不是素食主义者 上次我们见面的时候你吃了道奇热狗
But you're not vegan. You had a Dodger Dog the last time I saw you.
对 恶心极了 我胃疼了三天
Yeah, and it was disgusting. My stomach hurt for three days.
对 你胃疼是因为你不按时吃饭
Yeah, your stomach hurt 'cause you're not regular.
-别说了 -你一直都三餐不定时
-Stop. -You've never been regular.
别说了 我不饿
Stop talking. I'm not hungry.
-我们能不能离开 -我们在免下车窗口
-Can we just leave? -We're at a drive-through.
知道吗 前面一辆车 后面一辆车 那边是路缘
Okay? There's a car in front of me, one behind me, the curb right there
还有超大的菜单牌子
and a big-ass menu.
-你想让我走哪边 -那我们就只能坐在这里了
-Where do you want me to go? -So we just have to sit here?
我要给自己买♥♥一个辣鸡堡
I'm gonna get myself a spicy chicken sandwich,
你想做什么都行
and then you can do whatever you want.
怎么样 听上去不错吧
How's that? That sound good?
酷吗 酷
Cool? Cool.
至少我大便没问题
At least I can poop okay.
嗨
Hey.
嗨
Hey.
-你没事吧 -没事
-You all right? -Yeah.
你在干嘛
What are you doing?
看看窗外
Just looking out the window.
-嘿 佳比来了 -好吧
-Hey, Gabi's here. -Okay.
-你需要我…好吧 -不用 嗨 佳比
-Do you need me to do-- Okay. -I'm good. Hey, Gabi.
嗨
Hey.
好 去把东西放下 我带你去远足
Okay. Go put your stuff down. I'm taking you on a hike.
我去不了 我的作业太多了
I can't. I have too much homework.
你总是这么说 然后你只是跟朋友打电♥话♥
You always say the same thing, then you're on the phone with friends.
打电♥话♥做作业
Doing homework.
你需要透透气 好吗 人类需要空气
You need air, okay? Humans need air.
这就是空气 我有空气
This is air. I have air.
-很漂亮对不对 -也许吧
-Isn't this pretty? -I guess.
-一会儿更漂亮呢 -什么时候
-Well, it gets even prettier. -When?
快了
Soon.
我们为什么没去看道奇队比赛
Why didn't we go to the Dodger game?
你开什么玩笑
Are you serious?
-两星期前你说那不好看 -我没说
-Two weeks ago you said it was terrible. -I didn't say that.
你的原话是：“我永远不想再来了”
You literally said, "I never wanna come here again."
随便你 你什么时候想回头 我都可以
Whatever. I'm ready to turn around whenever you are.
行了 你不是素食主义者吗
Come on. Aren't you vegan?
你应该对运动之类的很有兴趣
You should be into all this exercise stuff.
-不是吗 -那是刻板印象
-No? -That's a stereotype.
没事吧
Everything cool?
嘿 你能不能晚些时候再看手♥机♥ 拜托
Hey, can you do that later, please?