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Fresh Off the Boat S06E10

Part 4 July 4, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

但大家都很喜欢
but people love it.
谢谢啊路易斯你毁了我的圣诞节
Thanks, Louis. You ruined my Christmas.
你真的应该喝一杯这蛋酒路易斯
Hey, you really should get onto to this nog, Lou.
这一杯只有两千卡路里呢
It's only 2,000 calories a glass.
你在对我的坐式吹风机干什么啊
Um... what are you doing to my sit-down hairdryer?
拿你喜欢的东西开玩笑啊就像你对我做的一样
Making a joke out of something you love, like you did to me.
杰西卡我还以为你会喜欢我做的姜饼屋呢
Jessica, I thought you'd be happy with my gingerbread house.
得了吧
Please.
你搭了一个棚子
You built a shack.
我知道它不是茉莉公主的阿♥拉♥伯城♥堡♥
Look, I know it's not Princess Jasmine's Arabian fortress,
但是所有人都喜欢它啊
but everyone loves it.
这不正是我们想要的吗
Isn't that all that matters?
圣诞节是我的节日
Christmas is my holiday.
它得完美
It has to be perfect.
不能很快草草了事，不能降低标准了要完美
Not quickly pushed through, not scaled back... perfect.
你知道对我来说什么才是一个完美的圣诞节吗
Well, you know what a perfect Christmas is to me?
就是跟你一起度过
Spending time with you.
那个椅子看起来很棒
The chair looks beautiful.
你到底怎么啦
What came over you, man?
我这辈子都没有偷过任何东西
I've never stolen anything in my life...
我偷过几个人的心没错，但是从来没有偷过别人的财产
I mean, a few hearts, sure, but never a piece of property.
声音小点
Shh! Lower your voice.
她在看虎胆龙威
She's watching "Die Hard."
只要布鲁斯·威利斯出现在屏幕上
If Bruce Willis is on TV,
她就不会关心别的东西了
the rest of the world fades away.
哦耶
Yippee-ki-ay!
我不知道那会儿发生了什么
I don't know what happened back there.
我看到了胡桃夹子，然后蜜儿出现了
I saw the nutcracker. Honey showed up.
埃默里正在哭
Emery was crying.
然后我就在商场外面了
Next thing you know, I'm outside the mall.
就好像我断片了一样
It's like I blacked out.
这真的很硬核啊
This is really hard-core.
现在我们拿着一个烫手的胡桃夹子
Now we're sitting on a hot nutcracker.
我得赶紧跑路了
I'm gonna have to go on the run.
重新开始全新的生活
Start a new life.
这都是我的错
This is all my fault.
就是因为我逼着你按我的方法行事
I was the one who pushed you to do things my way.
你从来没让我去偷窃埃迪
You never told me to steal, Eddie.
我们刚刚应该告诉蜜儿的就像你说的
We should have just told Honey, like you said.
现在晚了
Well, it's too late now.
我得戴着一个假胡子
I'll have to wear a fake mustache
直到我自己长出来胡子
until I can grow one on my own.
我们去
Let's just...
把胡桃夹子还回去然后对蜜儿坦白吧
return the nutcracker and come clean to Honey.
- 我们会陷入很大♥麻♥烦的 - 不要
- We're gonna be in so much trouble. - No.
我来承担一切责任
I'm taking all the blame.
那后果呢
What about the consequences?
你的圣诞代金券?
Your Christmas gift card?
是啊我明白
Yeah, I know.
我真希望圣诞老人能多给我加几分
I'm really hoping this scores me some points with Santa.
耶稣也行随便他们哪个在听我们说话
Or Jesus. Whoever's listening.
我们还是打电♥话♥给蜜儿吧
Now, come on. Let's go call Honey.
汉斯·格鲁博才是这个故事的主人公
Hans Gruber is actually the hero of this story.
金刚肯定跟我现在的感受一样
This must be what King Kong feels like.
你每天就做这事啊
You do this all day?
用便宜的化妆品化妆了之后捡垃圾
Put on cheap makeup and pick up trash?
我还曾经捡到过一个几乎还没吃的BLT三明治呢
Um, I did find an almost-untouched BLT once,
所以这工作也没那么糟糕啦
so it's not always terrible.
好吧
Oh.
看看那些一起过节的情侣们
Look at all those couples spending time together.
这不就是圣诞节的意义所在吗
I mean, that's what Christmas is all about.
太可惜了我们不能跟他们一样
Shame we can't join them.
我们不停地忙着工作呢
We're too busy working around the clock,
捡了垃圾小镇才会看起来很完美
picking up trash so the town looks perfect.
归还偷来的胡桃夹子行动进行的怎么样了
How'd it go with Operation Stolen Nutcracker Return?
很成功我告诉老板说我在圣诞老人的工厂里把它清干净了
Success. I told the vendor I was cleaning it in Santa's workshop.
所有人都会信任一个带铃铛的孩子
Everyone trusts a kid wearing bells.
哈
Ha!
这个包装纸是不是很完美
Isn't this wrapping paper perfect?
海军蓝
Navy blue?
因为这个胡桃夹子很显然是个海军军官
Because the nutcracker's clearly a naval officer.
马尔文肯定会很喜欢的
Eh, you know what? Marvin will appreciate it.
关于那个礼物
Yeah. About that gift...
- 我们 - 这个的下巴很好看啊
- We... - Goodlooking jaws on this one.
珍惜他吧
Cherish him.
谢谢你们帮我保管他
Thank you for keeping it safe, guys.
我不知道你们是怎么忍♥住没有玩这个玩具的
I don't know how you resisted the urge to play with this guy.
你们比我有意志力
You have more willpower than me.
哇哦奶奶
Whoa, G-ma.
你为什么要帮我们啊
Why'd you bail us out?
我偷听到你们遇到麻烦了为了家人我就帮你们了
I overheard you were in trouble, so I did it for the family.
为了家人
For the family.
你们会欠我一辈子的
漂亮的烟囱薄荷棒做的吗?
Nice chimney. Peppermint bark?
那是从棚子里找到的牛奶板条箱
It was a milk crate from the shed.
我不是有意这么吐槽你的姜饼屋的
I didn't mean to crap so hard on your gingerbread house.
我就是很担心如果我没有做到很完美
I was just worried that Christmas would be ruined
圣诞节会被毁掉
if I didn't make it perfect.
我对计划圣诞节很在行的
It's what I'm known for.
圣诞节不仅仅是要完美
Christmas isn't about being perfect.
而是要我们在一起度过
It's about being together.
我们就是想跟你一起度过圣诞节
We just want to spend it with you,
不论
no matter how...
它看起来有多糟糕
crappy it looks.
所以你也意识到了它看起来很难看？
So, you see it, too?
我知道你写那些卡片就是为了帮我
I know you were just trying to help when you wrote those cards.
你想跟那些少年一起溜冰吗?
Want to skate circles around some teenagers?
去打扰他们亲热
Disrupt their make-outs?
怎么我还以为你会担心受伤呢
Really? I thought you were worried about getting hurt.
有趣的事实是我在我做的每一件事上都很擅长
Fun fact... I'm good at everything I do.
还有也没有其他什么可以做的了
Besides, what is there left to do?
你已经建了姜饼屋了
You built the gingerbread house,
而且我也明白为什么所有人都喜欢它了
and I see why everybody loves it.
不要看得太仔细
Well, don't look too close.
我在搭建的时候省了很多步骤
I cut a few corners during construction.
有个大老鼠
There's a rat in here!
老板那有个大老鼠
Boss, there's a rat in here!
五十个软墨西哥煎玉米卷我来啦!
Yeah, 50 soft tacos, here I come!
求你了奶奶
Come on, Grandma.
我们是一家人
We're family.
家人也是需要还债的
埃默里至少你还有一张
Well, Emery, at least you have one.
但是如果我们把它分成3份的话
Although, if we split it three ways...
我要把我的用在水疗馆
I'm spending mine at the spa.
你看着就像一个拐棍糖
Oh, you look just like a candy cane.
你感觉怎么样
How you feeling?
你在冰场上摔那一跤可真可怕
That was a pretty gruesome fall you took on the ice.
至少重建了我对奥兰多的
Hey, at least it restored my faith
医疗应急的信心
in Orlando's medical response team.
救护车来的挺快的
That ambulance came fast.
路易斯
Oh, Louis.
你知道明天这个就会打对折了
You know these would have been 50% off tomorrow.
-杰西卡 - 他们很完美
- Jessica. - They're perfect.
抓着我的手我不想摔倒
Hold my hand. I don't want to fall.
来啊就是这样向两边推和走
Come on. You just push off to the sides, and go... like this!
我的胳膊啊
My arms!