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Fresh Off the Boat S06E08

Part 1 July 4, 2022, 1:41 p.m.

我就是
I'm just...
超级兴奋有件事要跟大家说...
I'm so excited to tell you guys...
路易斯什么时候轮到你发言?
Louis, when's it your turn to speak?
我很忙没空浪费时间来
I'm on a tight schedule, and I can't waste time
听这些家委会成员为了社区精神说个不停
listening to these HOA ladies squawk about "Community spirit."
快了
Soon.
当我在托斯卡纳区避暑时
And while summering in Tuscany...
你只在那儿呆了四天而且是五月
You were there for four days. In May.
我注意到当地人
I noticed the locals
一整天都在广场里坐着
sitting in the piazza all day long,
所以我想到了我们新分隔带的主题
which inspired the theme for our new median.
向东景广场说早安
Say buon giorno... to Piazza del Eastview.
这不只是交通分流
And it's more than just a traffic diversion.
还是社区交流的分割区
It is neutral territory for community bonding.
社区啊
"Community."
我是说我们下周将会举办
I mean, we're gonna have a ribbon-cutting ceremony
- 剪彩仪式 - 好了我们懂了
- next week and... - Okay, we get it, lady.
往下进行吧
Let's move on.
议程的下一项是
Okay, next item on the agenda,
路易斯·黄要发言?
I believe we have a Louis Huang?
谢了儿子
Thanks, son.
大家好
Uh, hey everyone.
大部分人都知道我是牧场主餐厅
Many of you know me as the peppy owner
热情的老板
of, uh, Cattleman's Ranch,
我们餐厅牛排获过奖店就在I-4路
the award-winning steakhouse located right off I-4,
柯布牛排是我们的新品
uh, now offering a chopped Cobb.
但是今天我想重新介绍自己
Um, but today, I'd like to reintroduce myself
以路易斯·黄路为你铺咨♥询♥公♥司♥创始人
as Louis Huang, business consultant
及咨♥询♥顾问的身份
and founder of Lou For You Consulting.
名字还没定
Uh, still finding the name.
思索了几周后
Uh, after weeks of soul searching,
我终于找到了想做的事
I found my purpose...
帮助别人实现创业梦
Helping others realize their small-business dreams.
我需要引荐人比如你们
And I'm relying on referrals from people like you...
我们现在谈的事
Well, what kind of profit margins
有多少利润?
are we talking about here?
我才刚开始
Um, I'm just starting,
所以应该跟零利润差不多
so it must be somewhere around zero.
你都做了什么来促成你的事业?
What have you done to promote your business?
找你们做引荐
Uh, well, there's this.
还有个电子商务会议要参加
Uh, and an e-commerce conference coming up.
还有我妈举办的麻将锦标赛
Oh! My mother's Mahjong tournament.
不同的比赛房♥间但都在雷迪森酒店
Different ballrooms, same Radisson.
路易斯我为你的人生新篇章感到高兴
I am so excited for this new chapter of your life, Louis.
你第三季度的利润预测怎么样?
What are your Q3 profit projections?
你是固定资金还是流动资金?
You tied up in assets, or are you free to move?
你的客户投资组合有多稳健?
How robust is your client portfolio?
我我我还不清楚但是...
S... I-I-I-I don't know yet, but, um...
路易斯如果你没有客户
Well, if you don't have any clients,
这就不是正经在做生意
you're not a real business, Louis.
你还是走吧
Get out of here.
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蜜儿我知道带着两个小宝宝很难出门
Honey, I know it's hard to get out with two little ones,
所以我给你带了点吃的
so I brought you something to nibble on...
肋板和我们店最有名的柯布牛排
Slab of ribs and our famous chopped Cobb.
谢了路易斯
Thanks, Louis.
我很乐意提供帮助这是我的专长
I'm always happy to help. It's kinda my thing.
或者在黛德丽粉碎了我的梦想之前是
Or it was before Deidre crushed my dreams.
这是黛德丽的专长
Well, that's kinda Deidre's thing.
还有玛利亚级别的笑声
That and a Mariah-level cackle.
她大庭广众之下
Well, she very publicly noted
说我的新咨♥询♥公♥司♥既没客户也没钱
that my new consulting business has no clients and no money.
技术上来说自从印了这些名片
Technically, we're in the red
我们就一直处于亏损状态
since printing these business cards.
这是张名片
This a business card
还是某个怪异派对的邀请函?
or an invitation to a really weird party?
是我还没想好公♥司♥名称
Yeah, I haven't landed on a company name.
按黛德丽的说法我甚至连个公♥司♥都没有
According to Deidre, I haven't even landed on a company.
别理她
Tune her out.
她不过是个金发骨质疏松的花瓶
She is just a bottle blonde with low bone density.
- 说着容易 - 并不是
- That's easier said than done. - Not really.
我也对女儿们用这招
I use the same technique for my girls.
当我想休息而她们不肯睡的时候
When I need a break and they refuse to nap,
我就把宝宝监听器关个几分钟
I just shut off the baby monitor for a few minutes.
抱歉
Oh, God. Sorry.
信息量太大
TMI.
不会杰西卡和我以前也是这么对儿子们的
No, Jessica and I did the same thing with the boys.
唯一差别就是我们没有宝宝监听器
Only we didn't have a baby monitor.
我们就是这样迷上了默克与明蒂
That's how we got hooked on "Mork & Mindy."
要我说的话更像是明蒂与默克
More like "Mindy & Mork," If you ask me.
很高兴知道
Oh, it is so good to hear
不是只有我受煎熬
I'm not the only parent who struggles.
我发誓宝宝要么是天使
I swear, when it's not magical,
要么就是个醒着的噩梦
it's a waking nightmare.
确实没有其它选项
Oh, there's no middle ground.
要么是天堂要么是疼痛一击
It's either nirvana or a sledgehammer to the crotch.
没错
Yes.
我希望有更多的父母能分享这方面的事
I wish more parents would share this kind of thing.
嘿你应该在生活日记网上写网络日志
Hey, you should start a web log on Live Diary.
我一个字没听懂
I don't understand any of those words.
它是个网络平台是我在会议上听到的
It's a new Internet platform I heard about at that conference.
人们匿名发帖分享想法
People write posts to share their thoughts anonymously.
在我听来我可以
Hmm. What I'm hearing is
边发帖边穿着睡衣?
I can do it while wearing pajamas?
听起来不错
That sounds great.
噢我可以叫它TIM
Ooh, I could call it "TMI:
妈咪的真实想法
True Mommy Insights."
完美我可以帮你
That's perfect. I can help.
既然我们现在在起名字
And now that we're throwing around names,
你觉得一年一路咨♥询♥怎么样?
what do you think about Louniversal Consulting?
我还是留给路来想吧
I'll leave that to Lou.
我没懂你意思
I don't get it.
我喜欢硬玉米饼
I like hard tacos,
但是软玉米饼在包里能装的更多
but I can fit more soft tacos in my purse.
你们在笑什么?
What are you guys laughing at?
是不是马文又在处理那个流浪猫?
Is Marvin at it with that stray cat again?
如果你不想招来猫咪就不要种浆果
Don't plant berries if you don't want mischievous kitties.
今天是杂货店的感恩节火鸡
It's opening day for Thanksgiving Turkeys
开放日
at the grocery store.
这么快就到火鸡探戈时间了?
It's already Turkey Tango Time?
当大家聚在一起为了肥鸡争得你死我活的时候
The holiday season begins when folks come together
假日就开始了
and fight to the death over big, frozen birds.
今年是最棒的年之一
It was one of the best years yet.
扎染店的蒂姆买♥♥了一个套索
Tie-Dye Tim brought a lasso.
套索啊
A lasso!
- 难以置信 - 我也是
- I can't believe this. - Me, neither.
扎染店的蒂姆告诉我他没有恋绳癖
Tie-Dye Tim told me he wasn't into rope stuff.
我和孩子们从来没错过火鸡探戈时间
The boys and I have never missed a Turkey Tango.
30个人 15只鸡
30 people, 15 turkeys.
得有人不得不妥协了
Something's gotta give.
哦卡萝尔乔和黛德丽
Ohh, Carol-Joan and Deidre
抢到了同一只20磅的火鸡
both have their claws in a 20-pounder.
卡乔用另一只手扇她
C-J, use the other hand to slap.
这是我最喜欢的购物狂殴之一
It is one of my favorite shopping fights of the year.
就像是没有穹顶的竞技场
It's like Thunderdome without the dome.
但是有走廊
And with an aisle.
竞技廊
Thunderaisle.
他们为什么不叫我?
Why wouldn't they invite me?
他们这个年纪
They are at that age
已经不需要你了
where you are not interesting to them anymore.