佛罗里达男子（2023）

Florida Man S01E05

Part 5 April 14, 2023, 11:20 a.m.

and if we go to the hospital, we'll get deported.
讲慢一点,什麽人?
Slow down. What man?
一个溷蛋!
An asshole!
有股维克斯薄荷膏的味道
Smells like Vicks VapoRub.
♪ There is no light ♪
♪ There is no charm... ♪
你在开玩笑吧
You're kidding me.
你没有那样说 -我有,是真的
You did not say that. - I did. It's true.
全世界没有比费城更棒的运动城市
There's no greater sports town in the world than Philadelphia.
芝加哥! -它根本没得比
Chicago! - It's not even in the conversation.
好啊,在现存任何一个人的有生之年
Okay, how many titles of any kind
费城夺过几个运动冠军?
has Philly won in the lifetime of anyone living now?
讲一个就好
I mean, one.
你用老二就数得出来
You can count the total on your dick.
那要两个老二,谢谢妳喔
It would take two dicks, thank you very much.
但正因如此它才是伟大的运动城市啊我们不一定要赢
But that's what makes a great sports town. We don't have to win.
那是运气好
Wow, that's a lucky break.
我们不论输赢都支持我们的球队
We support our teams, live or die.
改天你应该去芝加哥就会知道你讲的是屁话
You should go to Chicago sometime and see what you're talking about.
我去过,所以我知道 -才怪,你根本不懂
I have. That's why I know. - No. You have no idea.
我在那裡待过一晚是上次《小熊队》赢得分区冠军
I was there one night. Last time the Cubs won the division,
是什麽时候?一年前
what was it? A year ago.
那晚我开车经过市区没有半辆火烧车
I drove through downtown that night, not a single car on fire.
连一辆警车都不敢烧的球迷
A fan base that can't manage to torch even one cop car
根本就没那麽爱球队
is not committed to the cause.
妳没事吧?
You okay?
没事
Yeah.
♪ Cause I gotta live with myself ♪
(安迪酒吧,南密西根大道12号♥ 2020年9月26日)
♪ Till I'm dust ♪
(《小熊队》2020年国联中区冠军 2020年9月26日)
♪ Just walk on by ♪
♪ If we pass on the street ♪
♪ Sometimes in battle ♪
♪ It's best to retreat ♪
♪ It's best to retreat ♪
♪ Searching for light ♪
(古典鸡尾酒,国产生啤)
♪ Gasping for air ♪
♪ Heartbroken, in disrepair... ♪
摩斯
M-O-S-S.
果然,真♥他♥妈♥的白♥痴♥
Of course, fucking idiot.
♪ Heartbroken, in disrepair... ♪
嗨,黛莉
Hi, Delly.