皆大欢喜（2021）

Everyone Is Doing Great S01E01

Part 6 Jan. 15, 2021, 1:03 p.m.

很好玩玩得很开心
A lot of fun. It's been a really good time.
你明白吗你懂的
You know? You know.
操
Fuck.
-好吧 -抱歉
- Okay. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
-不我... -结了婚的人是我
- No, I... - I'm the one that's married.
嗯
Okay.
抱歉这都怪我
I'm sorry, this is- - this is on me.
-我是误会了什么吗 -没有
- Did I misread something? - No.
没有我给你发了各种暗示
No, I sent you... all the...
我只是
I just...
抱歉都怪我我不该...
I mean, I'm sorry. That was my fault. I shouldn't have...
-这不是你的错 -做这种事
- It's not your fault. - Done this...
听着你知道我这个人的
Listen, you know I'm me.
让你陷入难堪的境地
put you in such a weird position.
我去叫辆车
I am gonna get an Uber.
然后离开
And get myself out of this situation.
我可以给你叫辆车
Okay, I can get you an Uber.
-我可以轻易给你叫辆车 -别了
- I can easily get you an Uber. - Please.
你今晚已经做得够多了
You've done so much... tonight.
操
Oh, fuck.
我感谢你做的一切
I appreciate all of this.
但是我就不打扰你了
Um, but, I will get out of your hair.
-确定吗你不会有事吧 -我会
- You su- - You're good? - And I will find...
离开这里就这样
my way... outta here. Yeah.
性羞辱
道德模糊
早上好
Good morning.
我们有一些止痛药
We got some Advil.
要吃点吗
Want some?
不了谢谢
I'm okay, thank you.
-抱歉 -好吧
- Sorry. - Yeah.
你是南加州大学的
You're in 'SC?
是啊南加州大学法学院
Yeah. USC Law School.
你还记得真好
You remembered. Nice.
真厉害法学院
That's impressive, though. Law school.
-超级忙但你懂的 -是啊
- Super busy, but, you know. - Yeah.
我在想这里很乱但我可以收拾干净
I was thinking, um, this is a mess, but I can clean this up
然后我们可以做点早餐
and we can cook some breakfast.
不用了谢谢
No, I'm- - I'm good. Thank you.
好吧
Okay.
那我给你煮点咖啡
I- - How about I make you some coffee?
不用了谢谢不用
I'm fine. Thank you, but I'm good.
好吧
Oh, okay. Um...
我不和演员交往
I don't- - I don't date actors.
这是我的准则
It's a thing I have.
所以...
So...
我叫的车来了
Ah, my Uber is here.
我拿上我的东西就...
So I'm just gonna grab my stuff and...
你得在这边
Oh, you gotta-- Um, it's that way.
没错
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
来拥抱下
Well, here- -
抱歉我真无礼
Sorry, so rude.
-好了 -昨晚很好玩很高兴...
- Okay - It was fun, it was good to, uh- -
嗯很好
Yeah. Great.
再见
Bye.
等等稍等我刚刚
Hey, uh, wait up! One sec. I was just, uh,
我刚在想你说的话
I was thinking about w- what you said in there
说你不跟演员交往我尊重你但是
about not dating actors and I respect that but, uh,
严格来说我现在无业所以
technically I'm unemployed right now, so...
我不算是演员
Not an actor.
诚实我喜欢
Honesty. I like it.
不好意思你是杰瑞米吗
Hey, excuse me. Are you Jeremy?
不是但他住在这儿
Uh, no, but he- - he lives here.
好的我是害虫防治中心的
Oh, okay. Pest Control.
我有预约我能跟他谈谈吗
I have an appointment. Can I speak to him?
好稍等我去叫他
Yeah, one second. I'll get him.
杰瑞米
Jeremy!
害虫防治中心的人来了
Uh, pest control guy is here.
他要见你
He needs to see you.
操安德莉亚呢
Fuck. Where's Andrea?
我不知道她不在卧室里
Uh, I don't know. She's not in the bedroom.
什么
What?
这就对了醒来面对新的一天
There he is. Up and at 'em.
真棒他在外面
That a guy. He's outside.
你打炮了是吗你的精力真充沛
You got laid, huh? You're way too fucking chipper.
你好
Hey, man,
抱歉可能是我老婆约的
sorry, my wife, she probably scheduled this.
把我们的地址搞混了
Got our wires crossed.
我的天
Oh, my God.
你是杰瑞米·戴维斯吗
Are you Jeremy Davis?
我妹妹超喜欢你
Dude, my little sister loves you.
我也喜欢真的
Now I do, too. I'm telling you.
真好
Oh, that's awesome, man.
-你得替我跟你妹妹说谢谢 -会的
- You gotta say thanks to your sister for me. - I absolutely will.
我个人认为第四季最好看
And 4th season, to me, is the best.
以及你被传唤了
And you've been served.
祝你今天愉快
Have a nice day.
什么鬼
What the fuck, man?
话说你有想过去上课吗
Hey, have you ever thought about taking any classes?
作为提升拓展
Like, an extension?
怎么了
What?
她要跟我离婚
She's divorcing me.
操
Oh, fuck.
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