呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S03E12

Part 2 April 16, 2021, 8:34 p.m.

How about moan twice
如果你觉得行
if it's cool if I borrow it.
就呻♥吟♥两声
Yes! Okay, awesome.
好嘞! 简直棒
Thank you, Danny! You're the best.
太感谢了丹尼! 最爱你了
Hi there.
你好啊
Hello, young man. My God.
你好小伙子天啊
You're the Quaker Oats guy. What?
你是那个桂格燕麦上的人什么?
Man, I grew up an orphan,
兄弟我是个孤儿
so I'm very familiar with your work.
所以对你干了什么了如指掌
So, what is this, a maple and brown sugar kind of thing?
所以这是什么枫叶红糖之类的吗?
Or is it more like an Aunt Jemima rivalry or...?
或者是杰迈玛大神的较量...?
You know what? Doesn't matter.
你知道吗? 无所谓了
I'm Benjamin Franklin.
我是本杰明·富兰克林
You're the... what, the rice uncle?
你是...谁米大叔?
I thought he was black. No! I'm Benjamin Franklin.
我还以为他是黑人不! 我是本杰明·富兰克林
The guy on the hundred dollar bill.
印在百元大钞上那个人
Okay. Yeah.
对好吧
I don't... I don't see a lot of those.
我不... 我没那么有钱
Well, good sir, that is of no consequence.
好吧小伙子这不重要
You see, I require your help
你看我需要你的帮忙
in proving a very important scientific theory.
来证明一个非常重要的科学理论
I hypothesized that...
我猜测...
Beautiful.
真漂亮
This a kite?
这是风筝吗?
Thank you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
更谢谢你
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们
step right up.
请看这里
Watch as the Fantastic Jeff
这是奇妙的杰夫
amazes you with a never-before-seen illusion
为你创造最高水准的
of the highest caliber.
你从未见过的幻境
I... I'll just need a... a volunteer.
我... 我只是需要一个... 志愿者
Well, how about you?
好吧你来怎么样?
Who, me?
谁我吗?
You're the only one who seems to somehow be able to see me.
似乎你是这里唯一能看见我的人了
Do you like magic?
你喜欢魔术吗?
I do like magic. In fact, I have a trick right here
确实喜欢事实上我这也有些小把戏
I think you're gonna love.
感觉你会喜欢的
I... what?
我...什么?
Okay, yeah.
好吧好吧
Bravo, Fantastic Jeff.
真棒奇妙的杰夫
That's a super neat-o trick you got there,
你这个小把戏果然厉害的多
but I'm gonna need that device back, man.
不过我需要拿回我的东西兄弟
That's not even mine! Gladly.
那甚至不是我的! 乐意效劳
I just need some help with something first.
不过我需要先来点小帮助
It's some business
我有些事情
I left unfinished. Unfinished? Yeah.
还未完成还没完成? 好吧
Shocker. Okay, lay it on me.
更棒了好吧跟我说说吧
The year was 1989.
那是在1989年
I was at the top of my game.
我的全盛时期
The premier children's birthday party magician
整个韦斯切斯特西部内
in the entire west Westchester region.
孩子们生日趴体上的第一个魔术师
Good for you. Little boys wanted to be me
干得好男孩们都希望是我
and little girls wanted the Little Mermaid,
女孩们都希望是美人鱼
but the princesses booked up real fast,
不过公主们下手很快
so sometimes they got me instead,
所以有时候会由我替代
but they always wound up enjoying themselves.
但她们都会玩得很开心
The point is
关键是
I was the best.
我是最厉害的
And now for my final illusion.
现在是我最后的表演
I shall travel through space and time.
我将穿越时间与空间
But first, I need a little help from the birthday boy.
但首先我需要寿星帮个小忙
Where... where can I find...
在哪儿... 他在哪儿...
Master Gene.
吉恩大人
May I borrow your watch?
可以借你的手表一用吗?
The best part of this trick
这个魔术最棒的地方在于
was it wasn't just a hit with the kids.
不仅可以打动孩子们
It was also a hit with the single moms.
更可以打动那些单身母亲
You know what I mean.
你明白我什么意思的
Young Gene never got to see the end of that trick.
小吉恩从没有看到魔术的结尾
Sounds like we gotta track down this Gene guy, right,
听着似乎我们耍了这个叫吉恩的家伙一把对吧
perform the magic trick, and we're done.
披着魔术外衣的哄骗这就是结尾
It's that easy. Yes.
就这么简单是的
But first, we must find...
但是首先我们要找到...
the box.
一个箱子
Look at that fucking craftsmanship, will you?
看见那见鬼的工艺品了吗?
It's fucking cardboard.
硬纸板做的箱子
Excuse me? Hi.
打扰一下? 嗨
How much to rent out your box for the night?
这个箱子租一晚上多少钱?
Oh, I'm sorry. It's already reserved.
噢抱歉已经被预定了
Okay, well, do you perhaps have something similar
好吧额那有类似的
in a different color, maybe, or a different material?
其他颜色的或者其他材料的吗?
No. Levitating Luigi.
没有漂浮者路易吉
Tell her you're him.
假装你是他
Where is my mind today?
瞧我这记性?
Uh, I'm such a dope.
额我真是个笨蛋
I do believe that box is actually on hold for me.
我当然相信这个箱子是留给我的
You see, I am the great Levitating Luigi.
你看我就是伟大的漂浮者路易吉
You're Levitating Luigi,
你是路易吉
the floating king of New York?
纽约的漂浮之王?
Yes, that is me.
是的是我
Sometimes I can't even control it.
有时候我控制不住
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some identification.
好的我需要看看身份证明
Yeah, that's reasonable.
行这很合理
Um, unfortunately,
额不巧
my wallet seems to have disappeared.
我的钱包好像消失了
A little magician's humor, if you will.
一个魔术师的小玩笑你相信我
And I think you will. I won't.
我知道你会相信我的不会
If you're actually Levitating Luigi...
如果你真的是漂浮者路易吉...
I am. Then prove it.
我是那你证明
Okay.
行
That's impressive.
很厉害
I believe you.
我相信你
Oh, this is great. Hey, how are you?
喔太好了嘿你怎么样?
Uh, I am making a very special meal tonight
呃我今晚要做点特别的
and I would like to go with your finest rib eye, please.
请给我你这最好的牛里脊肉
本地♥产♥
有机
Although, you know what, hang on.
虽然你知道的等等
I'm basically, like... I want...
我主要有额...我想...
I want it to look like I put a lot of effort into this meal,
我想让这一顿饭看起来像是花了我很多心思的
like, almost too much effort.
就像花了太多心思了
So perhaps the filet would be a better choice.
所以也许菲力牛排更好
Is that too romantic?
会不会太浪漫了?
This is not like a romantic type of engagement.
这不是一次浪漫的约会
Uh, perhaps the lamb would be a better choice.
呃也许羊肉更好
The lamb. Although,
羊肉虽然
does that have, like, unintended biblical references at all?
是不是有点儿无意中引用了圣经的故事了?
That's not what I'm going for and I don't want him to read too much into it.
那不是我要的我不想让他看出太多东西
Basically, I'm just looking for a meal that I can throw in his face.
基本上我只是需要一顿可以摔他脸上的
Not literally. I obviously would like
不是字面上的意思显然我想
to enjoy the meal together at a certain point,
在一个特定的时间跟他一起享受这顿饭
but I kind of want his reaction just to be like,
但是我想有点想让他做出类似于
"Oh, shit! I can't believe
"喔该死的! 我无法相信
that I didn't follow through with the thing that I, Pac,
我没有完成我帕克
so cockily promised that I would."
那么高调地承诺要做到的"
And, oh, my God, Clyde, you made this amazing meal.
还有喔天克莱德你这餐做得太好了
It looks so amazing and delicious and I'm so sorry.
看起来好吃到爆我很抱歉
And I don't even like Danny Poker.
我还没有喜欢上扑克王♥丹♥尼
I just wanna fucking forget that this thing ever happened.
我只是想忘记这件事曾发生过
Can we please just fucking forget
我们能忘掉那该死的