麻烦满屋（2016）

Crowded S01E12

Part 3 June 4, 2021, 9:19 a.m.

我要喝一杯
I'll drink one of 'em.
麦克这样对我的追求者们不公平啊
Uh, Mike, it wouldn't be fair to my suitors,
复数的哦
plural.
嗨你好
Hi there.
噢谢谢你的酒
Oh, thanks for the drink, uh,
但我只是在这里看我儿子跳舞
but I'm just here to watch my boy dance.
噢我们都在这儿看我们的儿子跳舞
Oh, we're all here to watch our boys dance.
你没明白我已婚
You don't understand. I'm married.
- 我也是啊 - 娶了个老婆
- Me too. - To a woman.
我也是啊
Me too.
看起来我们有很多共同点啊
Sounds like we have a lot in common.
天啊伊森穿上衣服没人想看这个
Jeez, Ethan. Put a shirt on. Nobody needs to see that.
他不是你老板伊森
He's not the boss of you, Ethan.
嗨麦克你在这儿干嘛
Hi, Mike. What are you doing here?
跟老爸一起来的他想跟你聊聊
Came here with Dad. He wants to talk to you.
我呃我不知道他怎么还不过来
I, uh, don't know what's taking him so long, though.
我说基于主场优势
I mean, basing home-field advantage
谁在职棒世界系列赛里赢了全明星赛
in the World Series on who wins the All-Star Game?
我是说这只是个展览
I mean, it's just an exhibition!
应该是常规赛记录
It should be the regular season record.
是啊你懂我
Yeah! You, sir, get me.
这太古怪了我得走了
This is weird. I got to go.
谢谢你留在这儿麦克
Thanks for staying, Mike.
你知道跟老爸交流有多难
You know how hard it is to talk to Dad.
我竭尽我的所能
I could use all the support I can get.
我跟你个建议吧
Let me give you some advice.
只要不断地对自己说
Just keep telling yourself,
他不是个年轻小子了别揍他
"He's not a young man; don't punch him."
因为
Because...
你会想去那么做的
you're gonna want to.
噢你在这儿
Oh, there you are.
- 嗨老爸 - 噢看看
- Hi, Dad. - Oh, look.
我来这儿跟你交流和倾听
I'm here to talk and to listen.
而且我希望你知道不论你说什么
And I want you to know, no matter what you say,
我都永远不会接受的
I will never accept this.
你有什么毛病
What is wrong with you?
你有什么毛病啊
What is wrong with you?
首先我无法相信
First of all, I can't
你居然可以接受你的儿子跳脱衣舞
believe you're okay with your son stripping.
在任何时候只要我做出一些不讲究的事你就会问
Whenever I do anything sketchy, you ask,
耶稣会怎么看
"What would Jesus say about that?"
那你说耶稣会怎么看这事儿
Well, what would Jesus say about this?
我确信耶稣会被伊森所感动
I'm sure Jesus would be very impressed with Ethan's moves.
如果耶稣复活了你真的认为
If Jesus came back, do you
世界上还有同志脱衣舞俱乐部吗［部分教义反同］
really think it would be to a gay strip club?
我要怎么告诉别人我的儿子跳脱衣舞
How am I gonna tell people that my son is a stripper?
我是舞者
I'm a dancer.
这是一个在我得到更好的演出机会前的
And this is a way to practice
练习渠道而且还有报酬
and pay the bills until I get a better gig.
我去试过镜
I've been auditioning.
我有个经纪人我寄出去过一些我拍的影碟
I've got an agent. I've sent out tapes.
但你怎么能放弃成为高尔夫选手呢这可是我们的梦想
But how can you give up our dream of you being a golfer?
我不是放弃它
I'm not giving it up.
我只是再也做不到了我努力过
I can't do it anymore. I tried.
- 你还不够努力 - 嘿给伊森一个机会吧
- You didn't try hard enough. - Hey, give Ethan a chance.
麦克我在和我儿子谈话
Mike, I'm talking to my son.
你也在和我弟弟谈话
You're also talking to my brother.
你看你是那个一直说着
Look, you're the one who
成功才能教你如果承受失败的人
always said success is how you handle failure.
他失败了他正在承受他要向前看了
He had a failure. He's handling it. He's moving on.
你该为他自豪
You should be proud of him.
谢谢你麦克
Thank you, Mike.
爸
Dad,
在你走进我的生命前舞蹈就是我的梦想
before you came into my life, dancing was my dream.
但之后你给我带来了高尔夫我刚好做的不错
But then you took me golfing, and I was good at it.
- 你打的超棒 - 也很爱它
- You were great at it. - And I loved it.
但现在已经没有了
But that's gone now.
跳舞不是高尔夫
Dancing isn't golfing.
但这是一个合法的事业一个光荣的梦想
But it's a legitimate career and an honorable dream.
哟马尔科姆小性感到你了
Yo, Malcolm Sexx, you're on.
小心点杆子很滑
And be careful out there. The pole's pretty lube-y.
我要走了
I'm leaving.
呃别走看我跳舞吧
Uh, don't go. Just watch me dance,
然后你就会知道我跳的真的很好
and you'll see. I'm really good.
我不需要看伊森
I don't need to see that, Ethan.
我以为我们追求的是一样的但我错了
I thought we wanted the same thing. But I guess I was wrong.
老兄永远别爱上个跳脱衣舞的
Dude, never fall in love with a stripper.
好吧好吧接下来再一次
All right, all right, all right. Coming up next, once again,
马尔科姆小性感
Malcolm Sexx!
顺便说一下俱乐部老板想提醒各位
And side note, the club owners would like me to remind everyone
这个外号♥不是
that that nickname is not meant in any way
贬低民权运动的英雄［指马尔科姆 X］
to trivialize the heroes of the civil rights movement.
现在拿出你们的钞票吧［一般会在舞男的内♥裤♥里塞现金］
Now get those dollars out!
如果你欲♥火♥焚身
♪ If you're horny ♪
那就来吧
♪ Let's do it ♪
骑上来小马
♪ Ride it, my pony ♪
我的鞍热火难耐
♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
哇想不到啊
Wow, I had no idea.
他好棒
He's amazing.
如果你欲♥火♥焚身那就来吧
♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪
骑上来小马
♪ Ride it, my pony ♪
不变♥态♥ 对吧
Still not creepy, right?
他只是在跳舞谢伊
He's just dancing, Shea.
但是我很喜欢这个这会不会有点变♥态♥
But is it creepy I like it so much?
当我对他有一些肮脏想法的时候
It's creepy that you're talking to me
你跟我说话真的很变♥态♥
while I'm having dirty thoughts about him.
窥窥你的挚爱
♪ Peepin' your steelo ♪
嗯嗯嗯
Mm, mm, mmm.
嗯
Mm.
嘿你有什么问题站起来鼓掌啊那可是我儿子
Hey, what's your problem? Get up and clap! That's my son!
- 亲爱的你真的好棒 - 谢谢你妈
- Oh! Baby, you were so good! - Mmm. Aw, thank you, Mom.
爸
Dad.
你留下了
You stayed?
没错
I did.
我很高兴我决定留下
And I'm glad I did.
你真的很棒
You are really good.
如果跳舞能够让你快乐
And if dancing is what makes you happy,
那么你应该继续下去
then that's what you should do.
你是一名舞者舞者就该舞蹈
You're a dancer, and a dancer dances.
有人在那里唱歌♥ 让我头昏脑胀
Some guy was singing that in the john, and it stuck in my head.
- 我再去叫一轮酒 - 呃
- That calls for a round of drinks. - Uh,
别管我的麦克我有免费的酒可以喝
don't worry about me, Mike. I get my drinks for free.
让我来有好多一块纸钞要花掉
Let me buy. I've got a lot of singles to get rid of.
他们中应该有人能帮他
One of us could go help him.
一般来说我会把他偷过来但你是我姐姐
Normally, I'd steal him for myself, but you're my sister.
所以去撩上我们性感的叔叔变成我们阿姨啊
So go hit on our hot uncle and become our aunt.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
嗯我很确定他喜欢你
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's into you.
而且我刚在后台和一个跳脱衣舞的亲热了所以
Plus, I just made out with one of the strippers backstage, so...
已经满足了
already checked that box.
嘿伊森
Hey, Ethan.
噢嘿谢伊
Oh, hey, Shea.
所以
So...
所以
So...
我有点想跟你说件事儿
So there's something I kind of want to tell you,
但我不想弄得很尴尬
but I don't want it to be awkward.
嗯或许是一回事儿
Well, ah, maybe it's the same thing
我一直想跟你说件事但是又怕会尴尬
I've been wanting to tell you but I was afraid it was awkward.
好吧其实是
Okay. Here it goes.
抱歉
Sorry.