麻烦满屋（2016）

Crowded S01E11

Part 4 June 4, 2021, 9:19 a.m.

我们可以一起解决的
And it's something that we can work on.
我愿意
I'd like that.
看斯特拉我最不喜欢
Look, Stell, I don't like
谢伊但我最爱你
either one of you best, but I did love you first.
但别告诉谢伊
And don't tell your sister,
但你永远是最特别的
but that will always make you special.
哇奥老爸
Aw, Dad.
就是别和已婚男人约会
Just don't date married men.
勇敢我鼓励你但愚蠢我会阻止你的
Brave, I'll acknowledge, but stupid, I put a stop to.
好的我听你的
Okay. I hear you.
我会和他分手的
I will break up with him.
但演唱会怎么办
But what about the concert?
比和珍珠果酱约会重要的事情
There are more important things than getting to hang out
多着呢
with Pearl Jam.
哇老爸
Wow, Dad.
我有个主意
I have an idea.
我们先去演唱会然后我再和他分手怎么样
How about we go to the concert and I break up with him after?
我喜欢这个方案
I like that plan.
-谁说谢伊是聪明的那个 -不是我
- Who says Shea's the smart one? - Not me.
她不在这儿对吧
She's not here, right?
我和老爹最完美的一次约会
Best Daddy-Stella date ever.
-如此帅气的一夜 -你们坐哪呢
- What an amazing night! - Where were your seats?
就在音响旁边
Right next to the speakers.
坐的超级近当埃迪把口香糖吐出来的时候给我接着了
So close, when Eddie spit out his gum, I caught it.
是不是你现在嚼的口香糖
Is that the gum you're chewing now?
不是
No.
谢伊我很抱歉内特没给你发短♥信♥
Shea, I'm sorry that Nate didn't text you,
但你应该感到自豪
but you should be proud.
因为你撑了一个晚上没给他发短♥信♥
You got through the whole day without texting him.
是啊关于那个我问自己
Yeah, about that... I thought to myself,
-斯特拉会怎么做
- "What would Stella do?"
我告诉你多少次了我可不是个榜样
How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a role model.
到其他地方找你的英雄吧
Look somewhere else for your heroes.
我尝试勇敢所以我给他发了短♥信♥
I tried to be brave, so I texted him.
但他到现在都没回我
And he hasn't texted me back.
所以现在的我是一根悲伤孤独的小面包棍
So here I am: a sad, lonely little breadstick.
-再见奈特约翰逊 -啊
- Good-bye, Nate Johnson. - Aw.
没用的家伙你现在唯一的选择就是
Bummer. Your only option now
装成你死了的样子然后和他以你双胞胎姐妹的身份重见
is to pretend you died and re-meet him as your twin sister.
谢伊
Shea!
内特
Nate?
终于又找到你了我真高兴
I'm so glad I found you.
真的假的这看来有点希望继续说
You are? This sounds promising. Go on.
嘿听着我知道你认为内特约翰逊
Hey, look, I know you think of Nate Johnson
就是个不顾他人的渣男
as this bad boy who plays by his own rules.
你懂的一个
You know, the guy who
在天体物理学比赛耍诈的家伙
flipped the script on the astrophysics game.
这不废话
Of course I think that.
要不然你怎么会觉得我会
Why do you think I broke my
为你坏了规矩然后在我们第八次约会的时候上了你
rules and slept with you on our eighth date?
好吧听着事实上
Well, look. The thing is,
我一整天都想给你发短♥信♥打电♥话♥
I wanted to text you or call you all day.
你知道的或者送花
You know, or send flowers,
或者水果迷你麦芬或者啥的
or fruit, or mini muffins, or something.
为了感谢你做的一切
You know, to thank you for all the stuff you did.
所以我做得很好
So, I did well?
我认为是的我总是以任务为重
I thought so. I'm very task-oriented.
你对他们说的有什么想法
What do you think they're talking about?
谢伊说她很擅长做那事
Shea just said she's good at doing it.
其实是我朋友把我手♥机♥拿走了
So, my friend took my phone away,
因为他很害怕
'cause he was scared that
如果我太早给你打电♥话♥你会不接
you'd be turned off if I contacted you too soon.
我也是一整天想和你打电♥话♥
I wanted to text you all day, too.
所以如果你给我发信息你会说些什么了
So, if you could've texted me, what would've you said?
我想你
That I missed you.
我等不及要见你
I couldn't wait to see you again.
你瞧谢伊我只是个天体物理学家
Look, Shea, I'm just an astrophysicist,
站在另一个天体物理学家面前
standing in front of another astrophysicist...
希望我也有个
except I also have an MD.
我只想让你
I'm just asking you to...
喜欢我或者别的
like me, or whatever.
在终末化为乌有
That kind of fizzed out at the end there.
哦内特我也喜欢你或者别的
Oh, Nate. I do like you or whatever.
噫
Aww.
隐私
Privacy!
但谢谢你们关心我
But thank you for caring.
她生气的时候更棒
She's even nice when she's pissed.
那时候我爱她胜过爱自己
At this point, I like her better than me.