歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun
第六季
剧集 | 歪星撞地球（1996） | 导航列表
歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun S06E18
Part 1
Sept. 8, 2021, 3:07 p.m.
《歪星撞地球》
第六季第十八集
《歪星撞地球》前情提要
Last time on 3rd Rock From The Sun...
亲爱的玛丽
Dear Mary...
她保留着所有我给她的情书
She saved all the love letters I sent to her.
等等 我从没给她写过情书
Wait a minute. I never sent her any love letters.
显然还有一个男人
Apparently, another man has been
给玛丽写情书
sending love letters to Mary,
他叫史酷奇
a man named Scoochie.
那些情书
The letters!
史酷奇
Scoochie?
不 史酷奇 表明身份吧
No! Scoochie, reveal yourself!
我甘拜下风
I can't take it anymore!
不 住手 请不要杀他
No! Stop! Please don't kill him!
廉姆 你在这里做什么
Liam, what are you doing here?
我是史酷奇
I'm Scoochie.
你就是那个三年来
You're the one who's been writing me
一直给我写情书的人吗
love letters for the past 3 years?
我还以为你把我给忘了
I thought you'd forgotten me.
怎能忘记 我最珍贵的记忆之一
Forgotten you? One of my most cherished memories
就是咱俩在你家砧板上交合
is the two of us co-mingling on your butcher block.
不不不 我才是史酷奇
No. No, no. I'm Scoochie.
玛丽 这人是个冒牌货
Mary, this man's an imposter.
我们都知道正牌史酷奇
Now, we know that the real Scoochie
擅长写诗
is a master of verse,
不如我们以一场
so why don't we settle this with
即兴诗赛来一辨真伪
a little off-the-cuff verbal jousting?
那个...
Now...
对我而言 即兴诗赛
to me, off-the-cuff verbal jousting
是提前精心写作的成品
is a dish best served written in advance.
你是在婉拒我的挑战吗
Are you declining my challenge?
不 才不是
No. Not at all.
那就开始即兴诗赛吧
Let the verbal jab-fest begin.
但你先来
But you go first.
很好
Oh. Very well.
一天中的小时之中 唯一的时光就是你
Of the hours in a day, the only time is you.
你是我呼吸的节奏
You are the beat of my breath.
你是我血液中的美酒
You are the wine in my blood.
你是玛丽
You...are Mary.
随便了
Whatever.
我将用优美的俳句
I will now dispatch my foe
把情敌打发走
with an elegant haiku.
五个音节 七个音节
5 syllables, 7 syllables,
五个音节
5 syllables,
我知道
I know that!
我真烦你
I'm so sick of you!
你觉得你无所不知
You think you know everything!
能请你别来这套了吗
Will you stop it, please?
对 这算是俳句
Well, yes, that is technically a haiku,
可实在是平淡无奇
but it's rather pedestrian one.
不 这是无心成诗的俳句
No, no. That was an accidental haiku.
什么
What?
我要再来一轮
I want another turn!
迪克 别费神了
Oh, Dick, don't bother.
我知道你没写那些诗
I knew you didn't write those poems.
晚安
Good night.
给我电♥话♥ 史酷奇
Call me, Scoochie.
好的
Okay.
伙计们
You guys!
伙计们 伙计们
You guys! You guys!
我们最爱看的电影是哪部
What's our favorite movie?
《亚瑟2之贫穷贵公子》
Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
睁大眼睛看这个
Well, feast your eyes on this!
《亚瑟》
Arthur?
对 有个前传
Yeah! There's a prequel.
谁会想到啊 这部将解答
Well, who knew? This is gonna answer
《亚瑟2》里的诸多问题
so many questions about Arthur 2!
对 比如"2"的缘由
Yeah. Like the "2."
一旦你的生命中遇到她
Once in your life you find her
令你的心百转千回的她
someone who turns your heart around
把音乐关了
Stop the music!
有条可怕的消息
I've got horrible news.
做好准备
Brace yourselves.
廉姆·尼森回来了
Liam Neesam is back.
廉姆什么森
Liam who-some?
是的 记得那个来这里摧毁地球
Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here
但没成功的外星人吗
to destroy earth, but then he didn't
因为他以为迪克是一个特别强大的人类
'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
廉姆·尼森教授 对 我以为你们在
Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were
讨论另一个廉姆·尼森
talking about the other Liam Neesam.
那个同名同姓的水管工
You know. The plumber?
是啊
Oh, yeah.
他又回来摧毁世界吗
Is he back to destroy the world?
他是来摧毁我的世界的
He's back to destroy my world.
廉姆就是史酷奇
Liam is Scoochie.
-什么 -没错
- What? - Yes!
史酷奇是X战队成员
And Scoochie is from Team X!
不是吧
No way!
可能他还不满足
Probably wasn't enough for him.
现在他想来抢走我的玛丽
Now he wants to steal my Mary.
得了吧 迪克 没有外星人
Oh, come on, Dick. No alien would travel
会穿越宇宙大老远跑来
all the way across the universe
只为上玛丽·欧布莱特
just to boff Mary Albright.
莎莉 你太粗俗了
Sally, that is so crass!
我宁愿认为廉姆来这里
I prefer to think that Liam is here
是为了给玛丽甜蜜温柔的爱
to make sweet, gentle love to Mary.
那不错
That's nice.
那更糟了
That's even worse!
迪克 听着 我只是说
Dick, look, I'm just saying
如果没有更大的事
I'd be surprised if this wasn't
那我才真的要意外了
a part of something much bigger.
你可能说对了
You know, you may be right.
我不知道他有什么目的
I don't know what he's up to,
可不管是什么 我都不能忍♥
but whatever it is, I won't have it!
迪克·所罗门反击的时候到了
It's time for Dick Solomon to fight back!
先吃一块蓝莓派再说
Right after one piece of blueberry pie.
谁一起来
Who's with me?
当然了
And of course,
"Liam"反过来拼就是"Mail"[信件]
"Liam" spelled backwards is "Mail,"
正是我用来跟你联♥系♥的方式
as in the letters with which I correspond with you,
当然
and of course
"Mail"的同音词是"Male"[男人]
the homonym of "Mail" is "Male,"
所以我觉得用信传情太合适了
which I find fiercely appropriate.
廉姆 你的文字游戏太神奇了
Liam, your wordplay is dazzling.
谢谢 当然了
Thank you. And of course,
"Liam"的变位词是"Mali"[马里]
an anagram of "Liam" is "Mali,"
[同字母不同顺序排列]
一个撒哈拉沙漠以南的国家
a sub-Saharan country
气候条件恶劣
with an unfortunate climate.
另一个变位词是"Lima"[利马]
And another anagram is "Lima,"
秘鲁首都 也是印加文明的发源地
capital of Peru and home of the Inca civilization.
当然了 如果去掉"M"
And of course, if you lose the "M,"
再加上"B" 再调换一下字母顺序
add a "B" and scuttle the letters around,
就组成了Bali[巴厘岛]
you get...Bali.
真是个好词 充满异国风情
That's a nice word. Exotic.
不要想这个词的字面意思
Well, think of it less as a word
把这当作是我的邀请
and more as an invitation.
廉姆 你真好 可我还...
Oh, Liam, that's sweet, but I'm still
"严格意义上"在和迪克交往
"Technically" going out with Dick.
亲爱的 听着 有些事
Oh, dear. Look, there's something
我必须说出来
I must get off my chest.
我认为你高贵优雅
歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun
剧集 | 歪星撞地球（1996） | 导航列表