歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun
第六季
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歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun S06E17
Part 4
Sept. 8, 2021, 3:07 p.m.
好吧 我会待到湿胸衣大赛
All right, I'll stay for the wet bodice contest,
不过不能更久了
but that's it!
不
No!
暗黑骑士准备选一个对手决斗
The Black Knight is about to select an opponent for a duel.
你们中谁勇敢到对战暗黑骑士
Who among you is brave enough to face the Black Knight?
就你了 先生
You, sir.
不不不
Oh...no. No, no. No, no, no, no.
英勇的史酷奇阁下 捍卫你的女人
Ohhh...valiant Sir Scoochie... defend your lady.
不 玛丽
Uh, no! Mary!
要是和表演者决斗
You know, if you fight with the performers,
必须得给小费
you have to tip them.
把家伙放下
Now, just... knock that off!
不然我就接手你这把纸板剑了
Or I'll take that cardboard sword of yours--
这纸板质量不错
That's good cardboard.
英勇的史酷奇阁下 捍卫你的女人
Valiant Sir Scoochie... defend your lady!
好的
Oh, yes.
好的 当然了
Uh...uh, yes. Of course.
那我们开战吧
Well, let's go to it, then.
我这就除掉你
I will dispense with you presently!
我和你战斗只是为了取悦我的女友
I'm only fighting with you to impress my girlfriend,
所以你要能假装倒在她的脚下
so if you could pretend to fall at her feet,
就太好了
that would be huge.
这气味 我闻得出这气味
That scent. I know that scent!
那些情书
The letters!
史酷奇
Scoochie?
我该警告你 我用各式武器
I should warn you that I've killed...
杀过人 从牛排刀
with everything from a steak knife
到摩天楼上掉下来的一分硬币
to a penny dropped from a skyscraper.
所以为了你好 别太勇敢了
So don't be too brave for your own good!
你太勇敢了
You are so brave!
是的 我知道
Oh, yes. I know.
回战场上去
Get back in there!
不 史酷奇
No! Scoochie!
表明身份吧
Reveal yourself!
我甘拜下风
I can't take it anymore!
迪克
Dick?
你刚才是不是叫他史酷奇了
Did you just call him Scoochie?
迪克 好久不见了
Dick, it's been a long time.
廉姆 你好吗
Liam! Uh--uh--uh, how are you?
好极了 我最近在菜鸟奖上斩获了一项
Oh, splendid. I, uh, recently won a Probie.
史酷奇是X战队的人
Scoochie is from Team X?
听着 我很想聊天
Look, I'd love to chat,
可还有一件小事 就是把你斩首
but there's the small matter of your beheading.
陛下
Uh, sire?
住手 竖大拇指表示留活口
No! Thumbs up means that I live.
我老家可不是这么规定的
Well, not where I come from.
未完待续
歪星撞地球（1996）
3rd rock from the sun
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