歪星撞地球（1996）

3rd rock from the sun S06E13

Part 4 Sept. 8, 2021, 3:06 p.m.

真的吗
Oh, really?
好好看表演吧
Enjoy the show.
借过
Excuse me.
前排莱特福特演唱会 250块
Front row. Lightfoot. 250.
哈里哈里
Harry! Harry!
欧布莱特外套很漂亮
Hey, Albright, nice jacket.
上面那人是谁
Who is that on there?
是个海盗其实是我自己画的海盗
It's a pirate. I actually drew this pirate myself.
好好好没人在乎玛丽
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, no one cares, Mary.
看戈登·莱特福特T恤
Oh, look, Gordon Lightfoot T-shirts.
给我买♥♥件超大号♥的
Uh, double-XL for me, please.
哈里快票在哪里
Harry, quick, where's the tickets?
我给卖♥♥了
I sold 'em!
可我需要那两张票
But I need those tickets.
你不该告诉那人说你不来
You shouldn't have told that guy you weren't coming.
我从没告诉过任何人我不来
I never told anybody I wasn't coming.
迪克是你计划不周
Well, Dick, that's just bad planning.
如果你不来该告诉别人的
If you're not coming, you gotta tell somebody.
查斯
Chaz,
这是采访戈登·莱特福特的绝佳场所
this is the perfect place to interview Gordon Lightfoot.
这事嘛
Yeah, uh, about that,
有个坏消息
um, there's some bad news.
戈登不方便接受采访
Gordo is a no-go on that.
不是吧
Oh, no.
那我们就只是看演唱会
So, uh, what, we just, uh, we watch the concert,
之后再进行报道吗
and then report on it later?
莎莉新闻记者箭袋里
Sally, one of the most important arrows
最重要的一把箭
in a newsperson's quiver
是耐心之箭
is the arrow of patience.
是的
Yeah.
还有蜡烛
And candles.
还有香槟
And champagne.
什么
What?
我是查斯·蒙大纳
This is Chaz Montana
正在拉瑟福体育馆进行现场播报
reporting live from the Rutherdome,
我在这里坠入了爱河
where... I'm falling in love.
我的天怎么回事
Oh, my God, what is going on?
莎莉
Sally...
你要想向人♥民♥播报新闻
you can't report the news to the people
得先爱人♥民♥才行
unless you love the people.
从我开始吧
Start with me.
好吧
Uh, okay.
停下查斯
Um, stop it, Chaz,
因为你的追求让我恶心
because I am repulsed by you sexually.
那你为什么来这里
Then why are you here?
为了报道新闻可你知道吗
For the story! But you know what?
我开始觉得
I'm beginning to think
你妈不是登月的第一位女性
your mother wasn't the first woman on the moon.
好了这是新闻学校
Okay, this is news school,
而我是教授所以我说了算
and I am the professor, so what I say goes.
请你别离开我
Please don't leave me.
离开你
Leave you?
查斯你是我的导师伙计
Chaz, you're my mentor, man.
我不可能离开你
I could never leave you.
你教了我那么多
You've taught me so much.
你教会我
I mean, you've taught me
新闻无处不在
that news could happen anywhere...
可能有个男人就正穿着内♥裤♥
to a man standing in his underwear
站在成千上万人的面前
in front of thousands of people!
屁♥股♥真翘
Nice glutes!
喂
Hi.
我是莎莉风暴
Yeah, this is Sally Storm.
派个摄制组来
Send a camera crew.
拉瑟福体育馆有条新闻
I've got a news story down here at the Rutherdome.
特大[屁♥股♥]新闻
A big-ass news story.
我站在戈登·莱特福特演唱会门口
I'm standing outside a Gordon Lightfoot concert
拿着两张白雪滑冰团的门票
holding a pair of tickets to The Ice Capades.
这都是你的错
This is all your fault!
知道吗那两张票是我的
You know what? Those were my tickets.
我打的电♥话♥ 我知道那首歌♥
I made the call. I knew the song.
是时候我因为工作突出被嘉奖了
It's about time I got rewarded for my work.
电视台的人都不付我工钱
They don't even pay me down at the station.
为什么要谈论你
Why are we talking about you?
重点是我的事
This is about me!
一直都是你的事
It's always about you.
你你你
You, you, you!
要不是你总想着你自己
Well, you wouldn't be in this mess
哪会有现在这烂摊子
if it hadn't been for you.
好好想想吧
Think about it.
莱特福特莱特福特莱特福特
Lightfoot, Lightfoot, Lightfoot!
快点门票呢该进场了
Come on, tickets! Time to go in!
怎么了
What's wrong?
怎么了
What's wrong?
我错了
What's wrong is me.
我让你失望了玛丽
I've failed you, Mary.
我忽视你的需求
I've ignored your needs.
我轻视你的热情
I've belittled your passions.
我无视你只想着我自己
I've neglected you and thought only of myself.
可现在这一切都变了
But all of that changes...right now!
你干什么
What are you doing?
玛丽我就只想
Mary, I would like nothing more
立马走进这场演唱会
than to walk into this concert right now,
坐在舒适的前排座位上
settle into my cushy front row seat,
让怀旧的乐声在我耳边拂过
and let the nostalgic sounds waft over me.
可那不是你想要的
But that's not what you want.
是我想要的
Yes, it is!
不你觉得是
No, you think it is,
可我了解你玛丽
but I know you, Mary.
你真正想要的
What you really want
是重拾当年的兴奋之情
is to recapture the excitement of years ago
那时年轻叛逆的玛丽·欧布莱特冒险
when a young and rebellious Mary Albright risked it all
溜进她人生的第一场戈登·莱特福特演唱会
by sneaking into her first Gordon Lightfoot concert.
迪克
Oh, Dick.
我们当时还年轻
We were young,
而且当时在打仗
and there was a war on.
来吧疯孩子
Come on, wild child.
你想我们溜进去吗
You want us to sneak in?
不是你想我们溜进去
No. You want us to sneak in.
来吧玛丽
Come on, Mary.
和我在黑暗肮脏中潜行吧
Crouch with me in the darkness and filth.
让我们用命中注定的方式
Let's see Gordon Lightfoot
去见戈登·莱特福特吧
the way he was meant to be seen--
穿过暖气通风口的肮脏板条
through the grimy slats of a heating vent.
怎么样
What do you say?
行动吧
Let's do it!
搞定
Yes!
我今晚真学到了点东西
You know, I really learned something tonight.
他人优先
Mmm? To put others first?
这是一点
Well, yeah,
还有就是玛丽真会爬排水管
and that Mary can climb a drainpipe.
既然我知道了这点
Now that I know that,
我们就能去听更多的演唱会了
we'll be going to a lot more concerts.
我还是无法相信
I still cannot believe
你和欧布莱特溜进去了
that you and Albright snuck in.
而我无法相信查斯·蒙大纳原来是
And I can't believe that Chaz Montana turned out
戈登·莱特福特的赤♥裸♥死忠粉
to be an obsessive naked Gordon Lightfoot fan.
我知道真是太可惜了
Yeah, I know, and it's such a shame.
他无疑
I mean, he is, without a doubt,
是我共事过的最棒的新闻记者
the best newsman I have ever worked with.
是啊
Oh, yeah.