我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S05E08
Part 2
June 7, 2022, 4:04 p.m.
That's me for two weeks in college.
在那一旬中 我是万人迷
I was popular for one glorious fortnight.
然后就风光不再 我也不知道自己做错了什么
And then it went away. I don't know what I did wrong.
可能是因为你说了"一旬" 不 你什么都没做 Liz
You probably said "fortnight." - No, you didn't do anything, Liz.
你就是你 潮人们能看出来 所以就不理你了
You were just you. The cool people figured that out and treated you accordingly.
自从我把彩票奖金分给工作人员以后 我觉得自己又回到了那两个星期
Well, ever since I gave the crew that lottery money, it's felt like those two weeks again.
我告诉你们 我这次绝对不会搞砸
And you know what? I'm not blowing it this time.
坚持住 你也知道这种假象不会长久
Hang on, you know This charade can't last.
就像在大学里一样 每个人都有 自己的角色 我是性感的金发美女
Just like in college, everyone here has their role.I'm the hot blonde.
我是只要一拿掉眼镜 就会变成帅哥的书呆子
And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
而你就是楼管 - 除非楼管是"很酷"的代名词
And you're the R.A. - Only if R.A. stands for "really awesome."
你就是你
You are who you are.
喂? - 喂 Pete 我是Jack
Hello? - Hello, Pete.This is Jack.
Jack 嗨 噢 好吧 听着
Jack, hi.Oh, okay, look.
实际上是广♥告♥部的Suzanne 把我推进电梯的
What happened was Suzanne from ad sales got pushed into me in the elevator.
我没想碰她 我发出呻♥吟♥声
I didn't try to touch her. And the sort of "unh" sound I made
也是因为别的事情
was about something else.
Pete 你愿意做我的朋友吗?
Pete, will you be my friend?
朋友? 当然愿意
Your friend? Sure, of course.
每次我跟我老婆说工作趣闻的时候 她总是说
You know, whenever I tell my wife a work story,she pointed this out the other day...
我在谈到你的时候 脸上总是挂着微笑
I always... Always smile a little when I'm talking about you.
真希望我能像你那样无拘无束
I wish I was more of a free spirit like you.
给我表演一段说唱
Now freestyle rap for me.
一对好哥们 我和Jackie D
♪ Rollin' with my homie, me and Jackie D. ♪
小妞们准备好 狂欢无忌
♪ Bitches get ready for a sex party ♪
Liz 接住
Hey, Liz, think fast.
所以我们才不允许在演播室里玩橄榄球
Okay, this is why we don't play football in the studio, guys.
因为实在是太好玩了
'Cause it's too much fun.
不 别和她击掌
No, no. Nobody high-five her.
什么? 是我啊 Lizard 你可以叫我Lizard
What? It's me, the lizard.You can start calling me that.
我们很感激你昨晚 为工作人员所做的一切
Look, we appreciate what you did for the crew last night,
但你漏掉了一些人 这样很不好
but you left some people out and that's not cool.
你在说什么? Blizzard才不会那样做呢 你也可以叫我Blizzard
What are you talking about? The blizzard wouldn't do that.That's another option.
那些酒鬼们怎么办 Liz? 他们怎么去酒吧开怀畅饮?
Yeah, the alcoholics, Liz? How are they supposed to enjoy your bar tab?
我没忘记他们 Chris 给他们的东西还没到而已
I didn't forget about them, Chris. Their thing just hasn't gotten here yet.
真的吗? - 是啊 是个惊喜
Really? - Yeah. It's a surprise.
谁知道是什么呢? 只有Blizbian知道
And who knows what it's gonna be? Only the blizbian knows.
好吧
All right.
你觉得这个还能持续多久? - 一切尽在掌握之中
How long do you think this can go on?- I've got it under control.
所以我才讨厌自己 在皇家坦帕学院戏剧系的前两个星期
This is why I hated my first two weeks at the royal tampa academy of dramatic tricks.
没人知道谁是最淫♥荡♥的 我展示给他们看
No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them.
我全部展示给他们看 一周以后我们毕业的时候
Oh, I showed them all. And when we graduated a week later...
随便吧 Jenna 人们的观念是可以改变的
whatever. Jenna. People's perceptions can change.
可以吗? 看看我 我是书呆子Ogbert
Can they? Look at me. I'm Ogbert the nerd.
过去是 现在是 将来也是
Always have been, always will be.
听着 没有酷Liz 只有楼管Liz
Look, there is no cool Liz. There's only R.A. Liz.
你说的不对
You're wrong.
我的眼镜脏了
My glasses are dirty.
Ogbert?
Ogbert?
啊 是微波实验室
Ah, the microwave lab.
小伙子们 我昨天收到了你们的季度报告
Boys, I received our quarterly report yesterday and, uh...
等一下 Ajay Raj Ramesh
hang on.Ajay, Raj, Ramesh.
怎么回事? Dinesh Kumar和Sunavo去哪了?
What's going on here? Where are Dinesh, Kumar, and Sunavo?
先生 本实验室非请勿入 - 非请勿入?
Sir, this lab requires clearance.- Clearance?
我是你们的老板 我是Jack Donaghy
I'm your boss. I'm Jack Donaghy.
不好意思 你们的名字 我们觉得都差不多 John Donovan
I'm sorry, your names all sound the same to us, John Donovan.
我从1985起就在这里工作了
I've worked here since 1985.
我带头制♥造♥了三向量炉
I spearheaded the trivection oven.
三向量炉? 今年是2009年吗?
Trivection? What is this, 2009?
未来是TK-421的天下
The future is the TK-421.
新型号♥?
A new model?
它有几个向量? - 五个
How many vections does it have? - Five.
这是完美的微波炉 甚至还有真人发音系统
It's the perfect microwave. It even has a new voice feature.
爆米花请调到中火
Popcorn setting medium.
神呐 - 哪个神?
My god. - Which one?
先生们 我还是这个部门的主管
Gentlemen, I am still the head of this division.
没有我的允许 哪个微波炉都别想上市
And no microwave ships without my say-so.
我敢保证 要是没有我25年的经验
And I guarantee you that without my 25 years of experience
你们不可能制♥造♥出完美的微波炉
you did not build a perfect microwave.
我现在要去检查这台机器有什么毛病 一旦让我检查出来
Now I'm going to find out what's wrong with this machine,and when I do,
你们会希望自己从没有出生过
you're going to wish you'd never been born.
哪次出生?
Well, which time?
你在修什么呢 先生?
What are you tinkering with, sir?
我叔叔就是个修补匠 可是后来FBI把他打死了
You know my uncle was a tinkerer.Until the FBI shot him.
通用电气的每样产品的瑕疵率 都得用六西格玛来衡量
Every G.E. product has to be no more than six sigmas from perfection.- Duh.
所以我要把这东西拆了 然后证明其不能上市
So I'm taking apart this piece of junk until I prove that it should never be released.
当然是为了公♥司♥的利益 - 准备完毕 准备完毕
For the, uh, good of the company. - Ready, ready.
真的是为了公♥司♥吗 先生? 还是为了你?
Is this about the company, sir?
不好意思 Kenneth 什么?
Or is it about you?- I'm sorry, Kenneth. What?
有时某些地方对你来说太重要了
Sometimes a place can be so special to you
让你觉得 少了你就干不下去了
that it feels like it couldn't possibly continue after you're gone.
但是我离开肯塔基山圣经学院以后 它还在继续经营
But after I left Kentucky mountain Bible college, it still kept going.
直到狼群袭击 导致其被迫关闭
Until it was shut down because of the wolves.
也许这只是因为你还不能放手
Maybe this is really about you not being able to let go.
告诉我 Kenneth 你在大学是什么专业?
Tell me, Kenneth. What did you major in at that college?
主修电视研究 辅修圣经性理论
Television studies with a minor in Bible sexuality.
不是精神病学 谢谢
So not psychiatry. Thank you.
你要是真想帮我的话 把手放在那里 看看会不会触电
But if you really want to help me, stick your hand in there and see if you get a shock.
我的手!
Aah! My hand!
该死 应该会触电的
Damn it, it's supposed to do that.
LIZARD(LIZ LEMON) 为工作人员准备的冰激凌
冰激凌好吃吗? - 好!太好了!
Everyone enjoying the ice cream? - Yes! - Yeah!
我们吃个冰激凌就花了73分钟 可是我一点都不在乎
I don't even care that we've taken a 73-minute break to eat it.
有人把狗带来了
Hey, somebody brought a dog to work.
它爪子上肯定没有便便 噢!
Oh, and it definitely doesn't have any of its own waste on its feet... oh!
Tony怎么闷闷不乐的?
Hey, why is Tony sulking?
我既不能去酒吧也不能吃冰激凌
I couldn't go to the bar and now I can't have any ice cream.
我忘了 Broseph 你是个有乳糖不耐症的酒鬼
I totally forgot, Broseph.You're a lactose-intolerant alcoholic.
我也想忘掉这些 但是Liz让我 在众人面前又回忆起这些事情
I tried to forget too, but Liz made me remember in front of everybody.
可怜的Tony - 这样可不好 Liz
Poor Tony. - Not cool, Liz.
这样怎么不好了?
How not cool is this?
我记得Tony很特殊
I remembered how special Tony is,
所以我才要送他这块手表
and that's why I got him this watch.
你真是谁都想到了
Hey, you think of everything.
Lizard Lizard Lizard!
Lizard, lizard, lizard!
Lizard! Lizard! Lizard!
Lizard! Lizard! Lizard!
Pete 我能告诉你个秘密吗?
Pete, can I tell you a secret?
当然了 我都跟你讲了我襁褓的故事了
Of course. I told you about my blankie.
我很寂寞 明晚你想来我办公室 一起过吗?
I'm lonely. Would you like to come to my office tomorrow evening and hang out?
带上你的吉他和啤酒 我们来合唱
Bring your guitar and some beer in cans and we will jam.
好啊! 太好了
Okay! Yeah, great.
还有 现在有了kabletown 我是不是能有点新的机缘了?
And with the Kabletown stuff, maybe we could talk about some new opportunities for me?
是的 我会让你梦想成真的
Yes, I will make your dreams come true.
一定要记得穿那件墨西哥斗篷
Make sure you wear one of those Mexican ponchos.
好的 - 太好了
Okay. - Yes, nice.- Yeah!
好了 Kenneth 模拟一个暴风雨
All right, Kenneth. Simulate a rainstorm.
Sir 我错了 我体温没有过高
Sir, I was wrong about the hypothermia.
我都没再觉得冷了 我什么都没感觉了
I don't even feel cold anymore. I don't feel anything.
安静 看 显示屏运作出问题了
Quiet. Look. The display is malfunctioning.
解冻 开关 剩余时间 比萨
Defrost. Power. Time. Left. Pizza.
噢 是吗? 还剩多少时间? 比萨时间?
Oh, really?That's how much time is left? Pizza?
Donaghy先生 我不清楚你想证明什么
Mr. Donaghy, I don't know what point you think you're proving.
但谁会在暴风雨里用微波炉啊?
Who would microwave something in a freezing rainstorm?
你怎么不问问Choctee 一个只想要一碗热Naglak的因纽特人...
Why don't you ask Choctee, an inuit who wants a hot bowl of naglak...
这个人和食物都是我虚构 来说明这个问题的
A man and food I just made up to illustrate a point?
Sir 你要学会放手
Sir, you have to let go.
至少那是我奶奶从你身后 那道光里跟我说的
At least that's what my Nana is telling me from that tunnel of light behind you.
Kenneth 我已经跟你说过了
Kenneth, I've told you this before.
你奶奶不太正常
Your Nana is an idiot.
Liz 我们跟Pete闹了个恶作剧 而现在太过了 帮帮我们
Liz, we're pranking Pete, and it's going too far.Please stop us.
为什么啊? 我爱死恶作剧了 我又不是楼管
Why would I? I love pranks. I'm not the R.A.
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