白金狂人（2017）

The most important thing for you kids to know is
你们俩孩子要知道最重要的一点
that this divorce is not your fault.
就是这场离婚不是你们的错
Agreed. It's definitely not your fault.
同意 这绝对不是你们的错误
Whose fault is it then?
那是谁的错
Doesn't have to be anyone's fault, you know?
不需要去讨论究竟是谁的错 知道了吗
I just want to know who to blame for ruining my life.
我就想知道到底是谁毁了我的生活
I mean what if a mum, or let's say a dad, had an affair...
我意思是如果是老妈 或者说是老爸 有了外遇
would the divorce be all their fault?
那离婚就是他们的错了 是吗
No. Yes! It bloody well would!
不 是的 他妈的绝对是
Do not be bitter in front of the children, remember? Sorry.
别在孩子们面前愤愤不平 记得吗 抱歉
Look, sweetheart,
听着 甜心
there are loads of reasons why couples break up.
夫妻决裂牵涉到很多很多的原因
Yeah, just not in this case.
是的 但这次不是
I'm not a mug, Dad. I've had enough of your crap.
我不是一个傻子 老爸 我已经受够你的废话了
Robbie. You all right, mate?
Robbie 你还好吗 朋友
Rob, it's really important, babe,
Rob 这很重要 宝贝
that you share all of your feelings
你要分享你的感受
in regards to the break-up of your family.
关于这个家支离破碎的感受
Tell him, Vincent.
给他说说 Vincent
Do you know what I think would make you feel a lot better about this divorce?
你知道什么能让你对这场离婚感觉好点吗
How about an Atari games console?
给你买♥♥雅达利游戏作为补偿怎样
Oh, yes, please! Skills!
哦 好呀 谢谢 真棒
The book says not to bribe.
这本书上说严禁贿赂
Books are overrated.
这些书都被过分吹捧了
I feel better now. Thanks, Dad.
我现在好多了 多谢 老爸
Right, well, I shall be on my way.
好了 好了 我该要走了
Why do you always have to be such an arsehole?
你为什么总当个混♥蛋♥
Because without arseholes, Samantha, shit would never get done.
因为没有混♥蛋♥ Samantha 这些烂事就没法解决了
Sometimes when a Mum and a Dad fall out of love,
有时候当父母不再相爱
it's better for everyone if they stop being husband and wife
对所有人都好的决定就是离婚
and start living in different houses.
并且开始分居
Which is why I now live in a flat
这就是为什么我现在住在这个公♥寓♥
Ronnie Farrell used to rent out to a dominatrix.
Ronnie Farrell曾把它租给一个女性施虐者
Hello.
你好
Is Mistress Trixie available?
请问Trixie女主人有空吗
Mistress Trixie doesn't live here any more, all right.
Trixie女主人不住在这儿了 好吧
Oh, OK. Who does then?
哦 好吧 那么现在谁住
Look, mate, I'm really not in the mood for this.
听着 朋友 我现在没心情和你谈
Why not? Why not?!
为什么不 为什么不
Because I'm getting divorced.
因为我正在离婚
Because I owe the taxman 50 fucking grand.
因为我欠收税员该死的5万镑
Because I've gone from being salesman of the century
因为我已经从一个世纪销♥售♥员
to a schlub who can't sell shit.
沦为一个屁都卖♥♥不出的废物
But mainly because I spend my entire fucking life
但主要还是因为我他妈用了一辈子
on this phone talking to perverts like you.
都浪费在和你这样的变♥态♥谈电♥话♥
I'm sorry, sounds like you've got a lot on your plate.
抱歉 你听上去已经自顾不暇了
You don't fancy 20 quid and let me fuck you hard up the arse, do ya?
你不会乐意为20镑让我肛♥交♥ 是吧
Come on, mate, have some fucking decency, yes?
得了吧 朋友 保持点该死的体面 行吗
Tenner for a blowjob? I'm hanging up.
10镑来次口♥交♥呢 我要挂了
You have two new messages.
您有两条新的留言
Oh, hello, Mr Swan. My name's Emma Lyndsey.
哦 你好 Swan先生 我叫Emma Lyndsey
My neighbours have been complaining
我的邻居们一直抱怨
about the cries of passion and ecstasy coming from my bedroom,
说我的卧室总传出激♥情♥和欢愉的尖叫声
so I was hoping you could pop over
所以我想你来一下
and soundproof my windows.
把我的窗户弄成隔音的
A double glazing-based sex fantasy. She's a keeper.
一个关于双层玻璃的性幻想 她可真是我的真命天女
Mr Swan. It's Abigail Barnes,
Swan先生 我是Abigail Barnes
your favourite government employee here.
您最喜爱的政♥府♥人员
Just a call to let you know
我打电♥话♥想通知您一下
we've fixed a date for your case hearing.
我们已经定好您的案子的听证会时间了
May 29th.
五月29日
So that's a whole six weeks to come up with 50,000 pounds.
就是说整六周后 您需设法拿出5万镑
Fuck. Fucking fuck! Have a nice day.
操 操操 祝您愉快
What now?
怎么啦
Vincent? It's Brian. Can I come up?
Vincent 我是Brian 我能上去吗
This place is nice.
这地方真不错
Let's cut the small talk bollocks. Why are you here?
直接跳过假惺惺的聊天吧 你来这儿干什么
Look, I just came round to try and make things right between us.
听着 我就想过来试试 把我俩的心结打开
And before you say anything, I'm not trying to get my job back.
你在开口之前 我声明我是不会企图要回我的工作
Good, because you're not fucking getting it back. Ever.
很好 因为你♥他♥妈♥要不回来的 永远不会
Like I said, just...
就如我所说 我只是
came to apologise
过来道个歉
and hopefully in time you'll be able to forgive me.
并希望你哪天能原谅我
So...
那么
thanks for listening.
谢谢你听我说完
Right. Well, off you fuck then.
好 好的 那你可以滚了
Right.
好
Oh, there was one more thing,
哦 还有一件事
would it be all right if I pop by the showroom,
我可以顺道去一趟展销厅吗
just to pick up a few bits and pieces, say goodbye to the team properly?
就去收拾一下杂物 和团队好好道个别
No-one gives a shit about you but it's a free country.
没人要搭理你 但这是你的自♥由♥
Thanks, Vincent.
多谢 Vincent
Good night mate, ah...
晚安 朋友 啊
With its haunting aroma of stale sex
因为难以驱散的陈腐的情欲味道
and 24-hour pervert hotline,
还有24小时的变♥态♥热♥线♥
Trixie's flat felt like purgatory. I had to get out.
Trixie的公♥寓♥就像是炼狱一般 我必须得离开
It was so bad that even a sofa that smelt of Walshy's arse-crack
那真是太糟糕了 即使是留有Walshy屁♥股♥臭味的沙发
felt like an upgrade.
都让我觉得好过那边
Hello? Hello?
有人吗 有人吗
Shit! Fucking Walshy.
操 该死的Walshy
Hello?
有人吗
I'm coming up. I warn you!
我要上来了 我警告你
I'm armed!
我全副武装了
I guess I could've told Walshy I was sleeping in the office
我想我本可以告诉Walshy我睡在办公室的
but if you're about to tap someone up for 50 grand,
但如果你要从某人那儿诈取5万镑
it's probably best not to do it in last night's piss stained Y-fronts.
最好还是别穿着沾着昨晚尿印的内♥裤♥去
Fucking hell, Vincent! You could knock...
我勒个擦 Vincent 你可以先敲门的
Sorry, Mum, but before you send me to my room,
抱歉 老妈 但是 在你把我送到房♥间之前
I'm getting straight to the point.
我有句话要直说
It's about time you made me a partner.
是时候你让我当合伙人了
And don't give me any grief, all right.
你先千万别骂我 好吧
I've already made you a mint.
我已经给你赚大钱了
No, no, I think you being a partner's a great idea.
不 不 我认为你当合伙人是个好点子
Yeah?
是吗
Too right. Have a seat.
千真万确 坐下
I've been looking for someone to invest in the business.
我一直在寻找生意上的投资人
How much were you thinking of putting in?
你想要投入多少钱
More like what I was looking to take out. Namely, me.
更像是我要从里拿钱出来 也就是给我自己
See, I was thinking to keep me motivated for the foreseeable future,
你瞧 我一直想用可预见的未来激励自己
the business could invest in me to the tune of 50 grand.
比如公♥司♥可以投资我5万镑
How does that sound?
听起来怎样
Un-fucking likely. You're not going to quit and we both know it.
绝对他妈不可能 你不会辞职 我俩都清楚
What we both do know is without me
我俩都清楚的是 没有我
you'd have lost that disgusting shirt on your hairy fucking back by now.
你会穷得连你身上那件恶心衣裳都不剩
That was before your recent personal problems.
你给我赚钱是在你受困于个人问题前的事
You ain't selling shit at the moment, boy.
如今你屁都没卖♥♥出过 小子
Sales have dipped, granted,
销♥售♥额下降了 就算如此
but that's more due to a downturn in consumer confidence,
但那更多是源于顾客信心的下滑
market forces. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
市场的运行 好吧 好吧 好吧
You tell yourself whatever bollocks you like,
你就拿这些鬼话骗自己吧
bottom line is our consumers have lost confidence in you.
底线是我们的顾客已经对你失去了信心
So unless you start selling windows for me,
除非你开始给我好好卖♥♥窗户
the only thing you'll get from me is a fucking P-45!
否则你得到的唯一东西就是他妈的失业
Now, are we done here?
现在 我们谈好了吗
I need a shit.
我要去拉屎
How come you look so fucking cheerful?
为什么你看起来他妈的这么喜庆
Guess who just reeled in a big one?
猜猜谁刚刚钓了条大鱼
Congrats, mate.
恭喜啊 朋友
What was it, your first conservatory?
是什么 你谈成了第一笔玻璃温室吗
Bit bigger, and smells of piss more.
更大些 更骚气些