我为养生狂（2023）

Hi. - Hey.
我原本是来採访的
I'm meant to be doing an interview.
好
Ah, okay.
你们好,乾杯
Hey, you guys. Cheers.
太好了!
Yes!
♪ Tells you that he loves you ♪
♪ Then he take it all back ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder Girl, you gotta wonder ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder About a man like that ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder Girl, you gotta wonder ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder About a man like that ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder Girl, you gotta wonder ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder About a man like that ♪
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder Girl, you gotta wonder ♪
嘿,这双鞋好
Hey, nice shoes.
♪ Girl, you gotta wonder About a man like that ♪
艾美,我不能多聊,我要去上飞轮课
Ugh. Ames, I can't talk. I gotta get to this spin class.
我刚抓到道格淋浴时打手♥枪♥
I just caught Doug wanking in the shower.
妳有何感受?
Oh, how do we feel about that?
我不知道
I don't know!
我刚结束了我的性乾涸
Well, I just broke my sex drought
和一枚帅哥
with a very good-looking gentleman
他恰到好处地非常不绅士
who was very ungentlemanly in all the right ways.
那健身房♥勐男呢?
What about gym guy?
不行,他发了禁欲誓
No, he's taken a vow of no fucking.
-不会吧 -就是会
No! - Yep.
我又回那家餐厅和那个调酒师调情
I went back and flirted with the bartender.
-不会吧 -就是会
No! - Yep.
我回到家,道格没兴趣 我只好自己来
I went back home, Doug wasn't interested, so I had a maz.
我们显然都很飢渴 为什麽一事无成?
We're both clearly horny, so why isn't it happening?
我刚跟加布列沃夫一起派对 却一无所获
Oh, I just partied with Gabriel Wolf and got nothing.
我找到他了
I mean, I had him
结果又搞砸了
and then I blew it.
不行,妳不能放弃
No, you can't give up.
我们还年轻而且性致勃勃 不可能到此为止
We're young and virile. This can't be all there is.
好了,别吓成那样
All right, don't freak out.
我是吓坏了
But I am freaking out.
我觉得我的婚姻出问题了
I think there's something wrong with my marriage.
宝贝,没事,一切都很好
Babe, it's fine. It's all good.
我们只是遇到一点小挫折,而且...
We've just hit a little bit of a bump in the road, and it's--
老兄!
Dude!
抱歉
Sorry.
我们只是遇到一点小挫折,好吗?
We've hit a bump in the road, okay?
我们是坚强、聪明、优秀的女性
We are strong, smart, excellent women.
我们可以的
We have got this.
对
Yeah.
大家早,欢迎各位,我们开始吧
Good morning, team. Welcome. Let's get started.
把肩膀放鬆
Loosen up those shoulders.
-我们今天好好努力吧 -天啊
Let's really make it count today. - Oh, God.
-嗨 -妳来了
Hi. - Hey.
好的,大家开始热身
Everybody, let's get warmed up.
-忙了一整晚? -对,大概是
Long night? - Yeah, maybe.
你的速度要跟上我的节奏
I want your pace on my beat. - Ugh!
-搭配音乐 -妳是宿醉吗?
Are you hungover?
什麽?没有
What? No.
我想我还是有点醉
I think I still might be a bit drunk.
我们今天会爬几个大坡 所以大家量力而为
We will hit some big hills today, so I want you to pace yourself.
该死
Oh, fuck.
我们昨晚吃完饭,妳又出去玩了?
Went out after our dinner last night, huh?
-怎麽,不行吗? -怎麽会?
Oh, what, is that a problem? - No.
好的,美丽的人们,我们要出发了
Now, my beautiful people, we are starting our journey.
记住,你唯一的对手是你自己
And remember, the only person you're in competition with is you.
干
Fuck.
天啊
Oh, God.
天啊
Oh, God.
没关係,亲爱的
It's okay, my love.
该死
Oh, shit.
真不敢相信妳一直在外面狂欢
I can't believe you've been out there partying this whole time.
我是为了採访
It was for a story.
-我吐的都是蔬食,希望妳能好过些 -好吧
If it's any consolation, it's vegan spew.
我以为妳想让自己变得健康
Well, all right. - I thought you wanted to get healthy.
-什麽? -对
What? - Yeah.
没有人会想变得健康,阿嘉 我是不得已
No one wants to get healthy, Gaz. I have to.
天啊,莉维,妳不能这样任性
Jesus, Liv, you can't have it all.
如果妳不好好调养身体就回不了纽约
And if you don't get healthy, you can't go back to New York.
妳一定要做些牺牲
You gotta make some sacrifices here. - [phone ringing]
这通电♥话♥我非接不可
Okay, I need to take this.
儘管接,我还要去看他们蒸汽清理
Oh, of course. Well, I have some steam cleaning to supervise.
太好了
Great.
-我是莉维希利 -嘿
Liv Healy. - [Gabriel] Hey.
听着,妳怎麽不告而别?
Hey, listen, you, um... You left without saying goodbye.
是啊,我们也没好好聊到
Yeah, and we didn't get that chat either.
听着,看来这场派对要续摊了
Well, listen, it sounds like the party's about to roll into another party,
妳要过来吗?
so, uh, you wanna come by?
我没办法去,但我很乐意在电♥话♥裡讲
Oh, I can't, but I'm happy to do it over the phone.
我对正式採访没兴趣
Yeah, uh, I'm not that interested in formal interviews.
我只是想找点乐子
I'm just looking to have some fun, you know.
妳可以过来喝一杯,然后再看状况
You could come around and have a drink, and we could see where the day takes us.
-在吗? -我还在
Yeah? - Yeah, I'm here.
妳来不来?
Um, are you in?
♪ I just wanna say ♪
♪ Hope it stays the same ♪
♪ Got a dope little kind of thing going ♪
♪ I hope it stays the same ♪
♪ We got a dope Little kind of thing going ♪
♪ But you're...
♪ But you're already knowin' You’re already knowin' ♪
♪ You’re already knowin' You’re already knowin', yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You're already knowin' You’re already knowin', yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I’m tryna show you Just what honesty is ♪
♪ Maybe cause your presence Give me confidence ♪
♪ Got me acting on my actions With no thought of consequence ♪
♪ Feeling like my only option Is to be opting in ♪
♪ Tryna see what you’re all about ♪
♪ I’m tryna see If you’re living up to all your clout ♪
♪ See, I usually don’t go off of What I heard about ♪
♪ But your tongue game got me Straight believing in your word of mouth ♪
♪ I just wanna say ♪
♪ Hidden treasure when I found you ♪
♪ Think I love everything about you ♪
♪ I never have a reason to doubt you ♪
♪ You, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I just wanna say ♪
♪ Hope it stays the same ♪
♪ Got a dope little kind of thing going... ♪