出柜家庭（2016）

The Real O'Neals S01E13

Part 2 Aug. 27, 2020, 11:27 a.m.

since you both play for the same team.
我说的可不是运动项目里的队伍哦
And I'm not talking about a sports team.
你们俩都是同性恋
You're both gay.
就算他们俩都是同性恋也不能说明他们就想...
Just because they're both gay doesn't mean that they want...
闭嘴嗨!
Shut up. Hi!
我是肯尼!
I'm kenny!
真不敢相信我们竟然都是同性恋
Can you believe we're both gay?
我们有太多相同之处了!
We have so much in common!
怎么了嘛?
What?
你还有2吗?
Do you have any 2s?
没有继续抓牌吧
Nope. Go fish.
是我们让它飞起来的吗?
Did we make that happen?
希望吧
I hope so.
成功了!
It works!
而且也太酷了吧!
Oh, and it's awesome!
酷不酷还有待商榷
That's up for debate.
这将会是有史以来最棒的毕业舞会邀请了
This is gonna be the best prom-posal ever.
Lacey和Sebastian一定都会答应的
Lacey and Sebastian are for sure gonna say yes.
就因为一个鱼气球?
Because of a fish balloon?
当然不是是因为无人操控鱼才对
No, because of a self-mobilizing fish drone.
到时它会在塞巴斯蒂安和莱西头顶盘旋
It's gonna hover over Sebastian and Lacey,
然后我会戳破它
Then I'm gonna pop it
这时候天空就会飘下瑞典小鱼糖
and it's gonna rain down Swedish fish,
你懂得因为塞巴斯蒂安是瑞典人嘛
you know, 'cause Sebastian is Swedish.
而莱西喜欢吃零食
And Lacey loves processed foods.
毕业舞会有点被过分夸大了
Prom is so over-hyped.
它就是为业余人员准备的嘛
It's for amateurs,
就像情人节和新年一样
like valentine's day and new year's.
嗯嗯
Mm-hmm.
你人生中最浪漫的一夜
The most romantic night of your life
可能会在某个周二的晚上在某个随意的停车场发生的
could happen in a random parking lot on a Tuesday night.
同性或异性的浪漫你都不懂
You don't understand gay or straight romance.
我也不确定你是不是真的懂
I'm not sure you do, either.
算了!
Fine!
走着瞧
You'll see.
怎么样了?
How'd it go?
很好啊
Great.
我给克莱夫打过电♥话♥了跟他说了那事行不通
I called Clive, and I told him it's not gonna work.
他完全接受了我们还是朋友呢
He took it really well, and we parted as friends.
实际上我还跟他说我会在毕业舞会当他的女伴
In fact, I told him I'd help him chaperone at the prom.
我的天啊他要带你去毕业舞会
Oh, my god, he's taking you to the prom.
不是当然不是了
No, he is not!
我是以一个单身成年人的身份去那
I am going as a single adult there
好看着孩子们不让他们做出格的事
to make sure the kids don't grope each other.
"嘿朋友
"Hey, boo.
你准备穿什么颜色的衣服去毕业舞会啊?
What color is your dress for the prom?
我好搭配同色系的襟花"?
I want my boutonniere to match"?
看到没他觉得你们是在约会
See, he thinks it's a date.
他怎么能这么想呢?
How can he possibly think that?
你确定你分手的时候把话说清楚了吗?
Are you sure you were clear with him when you broke it off?
我跟他说了我目前实在是太忙了
I told him I'm really busy right now
而且我现在的情况也不是很好
and I'm not in a great place
还有我觉得我们不应该这样发展的
and I just don't think it's meant to be.
好吧你看啊他听到的版本是这样的 "等这些事情平息后
Okay, see, what he heard is, "When things die down,
我就会准备好了所以等我哦"
I'll be ready, so wait for me."
你得帮帮我
I need your help.
教教我怎么抹杀他的希望
Teach me how to kill his hope.
我这辈子都在等着这一刻
My whole life has led to this moment.
好了他们在那他们就在那
Okay, there they are. There they are.
发射
Launch it.
都说了你在这鱼里放太多瑞典鱼了
I told you you put too many swedish fish in the fish.
没有但物理知识果然没错
No, but the physics were right.
我已经测量了轨道
I calculated the trajectory.
现在只需要重新分配下重量
I just need to redistribute the weight.
不好意思
Sorry.
搞定
Got it.
不好意思好了发射!
Sorry. Okay, go!
你们好啊!
Uh, hello!
不好意思借过一下
Excuse me. Coming through.
等一下这是...?
Wait, what the...?
我出柜了!
I'm coming out of the closet!
是被你掰弯的哦塞巴斯蒂安
And I'm gay for you, Sebastian.
毕业舞会...愿意做我的伴吗?
Prom...question mark?
好呀
Ja.
我刚刚才推♥翻♥了他是同性恋的定论
Just when I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
太棒了!谢谢!
Yes! Thank you!
该死!
Damn it!
好吧你看啊我也替你难过但我们还是得让这鱼飞起来
Okay, look, I feel for you, but let's get this fish moving.
我和莱西还有机会啊好吗?
I still have a chance with Lacey, okay?
好吧
Okay.
嘿莱西!
Hey, Lacey!
哇哦戴文这么多起司啊
Wow, Devon. That's a lot of cheese.
你觉得怎样?
What do you say?
"拒绝"
"No."
当然好啊!
Sure!
是熟食
It's processed.
她的最爱
That's her favorite.
我怎么就没想到呢?
Why didn't I think of that?
因为那绝对是史上最差劲的主意啊
Because it's literally the worst idea ever.
大家都在看着我们
Everyone is staring at us.
怎么办啊?
What do we do?
我们来融化他们的心
We melt their hearts.
肯尼我的同性恋弟弟...
Kenny, my gay brother...
...你愿意和我一起参加毕业舞会吗?
...will you go to prom with me?
愿意?
Yes?
这和咱们计划的是一模一样啊
This went exactly as we planned.
我真不敢相信自己在一所天主教学校上学
I can't believe I took on a catholic school
就是为了带一个男人跟我一起去参加毕业舞会
So I could take a same-sex date to prom,
而最后这个人居然还是我的亲哥哥
And the date ends up being my brother.
就算写首乡村音乐都不能描述这事有多悲剧
It's too sad to even write a country song about.
听着咱们现在这种情况是最好不过的了
Look, we're sitting in the sweet spot right now.
每个人都对毕业舞会期待甚高
Everyone's hopes are super-high for prom,
但是... 但是就像莎伦说的
But -- but, like shannon said,
现实终归会让人失望的
They will eventually be let down by the reality.
而他们失望的时候就是我们上场的好机会
And that's where we swoop in,
那时候我们就能给塞巴斯蒂安和莱西一个终生难忘的晚上
And we give sebastian and lacey a night they will never forget.
也许你说的对
Maybe you're right.
我是说斯图尔特借了他妈妈的帕萨特
I mean, Stuart is borrowing his mom's passat,
但是他不可能整晚
But there's no way he can sustain
一直惊喜不断
That level of excitement all evening.
就是说嘛!
Exactly!
当他们的失望到达顶点的时候
And when their disappointment is at its highest,
他们就会四处打量然后说 " 哇哦
They're gonna look over and go, "Whoa,
这对帅的惊动党中♥央♥
Who are those handsome brothers
在舞会上跟雷神兄弟一样酷炫的兄弟俩是谁呀? "
Getting all hemsworth up in the prom?"
- 我是雷神 - 我是雷神
- I'm Chris. - I'm Chris.
- 我是雷神! - 我是雷神!
- I'm chris! - I'm chris!
笑一个啊小情人儿
Smile, love birds.
这样也太二了
This is so silly.
好了现在我们去找塞巴斯蒂安和莱西吧
All right, let's go find sebastian and lacey.
莫瑞副校长
Vice principal Murray,
我可能在我们之前的对话中
I may have not been clear enough
没有说明白
In our previous conversation.
我今天和明天都不想跟你约会
I do not wish to date you today or tomorrow
以后也不想
Or any time in the future.
我不会跟你在这里或者在外面约会
I will not date you here or there.
在哪儿都不约
I will not date you anywhere.
在你最终决定之前...
Before you make your final decision...
这决定不能更最终了
Couldn't be more final.
... 我想给你看点东西
...I have something to show you.
拜托拜托十分钟后跟我在我办公室见一面