出柜家庭（2016）

The Real O'Neals S01E11

Part 2 Aug. 27, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

He's inside. I'm his mom -- Sandra.
进来吧
Come in.
好
Okay.
先脱鞋哦
Kick off your shoes.
我们在家光脚哦
We go barefoot in our house.
讲真?
Really?
我之前还从没...看见过我妈的脚
I've never... - seen my mom's feet before.
顺便就拿掉领带吧
And feel free to take off your tie.
你呀看上去真像一小会计
You look like a tiny accountant.
你好有趣!
You're so fun!
你真有趣!
You're so fun!
我们真应该早点开始家教的
We should've gotten a tutor earlier.
对吗?
Right?
我是讲真的约纳森学习一直很吃力
No, I'm serious. - Yonathan's really struggling.
好嘞
Okay.
我做家教那家的孩子真需要大量的帮助
So, the kid I'm tutoring, he's gonna need a lot more help.
他属于感知型学习者
He's more of a tactile, visual learner.
所以他就是笨咯?
Mm. So he's dumb?
桑德拉说是他的智力比较自♥由♥奔放
Um, Sandra says he is intellectually free-spirited.
桑德拉听上去就不聪明的样子她谁啊?
Sandra sounds dumb, too. Who is she?
她是他妈
Uh, she's the mom.
她不笨好嘛她好聪明的
And she's not dumb. She's actually really smart.
她还教我所有肠道细菌的知识哩
She was teaching me all about gut bacteria.
哦说说吧
Oh, do tell.
唔我并不能解释得像桑德拉一样好
Well, I can't explain it as well as sandra,
但是简单的说我们应该买♥♥点益生菌酸奶
But basically, we should be buying probiotic yogurt.
你知道酸奶那玩意儿都是骗人的
You know that yogurt stuff is a scam.
就和鲜榨果汁和脊椎按♥摩♥师一样
It's like pressed juice and chiropractors.
还有不要对成年人直呼其名
And we don't call adults by their first names.
妈桑德拉家就是不一样的
Mom, sandra's house is just different.
他们会讨论想法
They discuss ideas.
她会想要了解你
She asks you about yourself
然后耐心听你说完
And waits until you've finished talking
听起来棒极了
Sounds amazing.
我只是想说她和她的家人还有身边的人
I'm just saying, she is very in tune
都非常的合拍
With her family and surroundings.
我也是
So am I.
我们家养狗了?
Did we get a dog?
开什么玩笑
Don't be ridiculous.
我不想要它出现在厨房♥ 也不要它上沙发
I don't want it in the kitchen, I don't want it on the couch.
我不会带它去散步也不会帮它修剪指甲
I am not walking it or clipping its nails
更不会替它刷毛
Or brushing its fur.
别担心艾琳你什么也不需要做
Don't worry, eileen. You will not have to do anything.
这将都会是我的责任
This is gonna be my responsibility.
上一次你说这句话之后我们奉子成婚了
Last time you said that, we had a shotgun wedding.
好了扫兴的人走啦孩子们我们来玩吧嗯哼?
Well, buzzkill's gone, guys. Let's have some fun, huh?
嘿嘿!
Hey!
布莱德是用来玩的狗狗吗?
Is Brad a fun dog?
吉米去帮我把它拿回来好吗?
Jimmy, go get that for me, will ya?
没问题
Got it.
你没发现你在跟吉米玩捡球吗？
You do realize you're just playing fetch with jimmy?
哪有
No, I'm not.
来吧他没问题的
Come on. He's gonna be fine.
你这次会拿到它的对吗伙计?
You're gonna get it this time, right, buddy?
预备? 抓住它!
Ready? Go get it!
让我和布莱德谈谈
I'll go talk to Brad.
你看出来了吗?
Do you see what's happening here?
老爸养这只狗是因为他希望
Dad got the dog because he's desperate
我们能多陪陪他
To spend more time with us.
哦哇哦
Oh, wow.
这就有点扫兴了
That's a bummer.
也许他这么做是因为他太孤单了
Maybe he's doing it 'cause he's lonely
他还住在地下室里
And he lives in the basement.
我要打人了
I will slap you.
别敢让你愚蠢的同情心
Don't you dare let your stupid compassion
把一切都给我们搞砸了吉米
Screw this up for us, Jimmy.
离婚的唯一好处
The only upside of divorce
就是父母都会努力赢得你的欢心
Is that parents try to win you over.
你有什么一直想让老爸给你的东西吗
What's something you've always wanted from dad?
开着房♥车来一次越野之旅
A cross-country trip in an R.V.
我们在车上分享我们的希望与梦想
Where we share our hopes and dreams
然后高唱牛仔之歌♥
And sing cowboy songs.
投入你的全身心认真一点兄弟有点野心好吗
Get your head in the game, man. Think bigger.
就像我总是想要用老爸警车里的电脑
Like, I always wanted to use the computer in Dad's cop car
这样我就可以查到我老师们的记录
So I could look up the records of my teachers
然后敲诈他们
And blackmail them.
我一直想要开他的警车
I've always wanted to drive his cop car,
让汽笛"呜呜"的响
Make the sirens go "Whoo-whoo."
好极了
Good boy.
好!
Yes!
做的很好约纳森
Great job, Yonathan.
妈妈如果可以的话我要去和我的女朋友FaceTime了
Mom, if it's cool, I'm gonna go FaceTime my girfriend now.
别忘了关上房♥门保护好自己的隐私
Just remember to close your door so you have some privacy.
天哪
God.
这和我妈妈实在太不一样了
That is just so different from my mom.
她总说人在做天在看
I mean, she thinks god is always watching,
所以她也可以看
So it's okay if she does, too.
你怎么样呀肯尼?
What about you, Kenny?
像你这样聪明帅气的男孩子肯定有对象吧
Smart, cute boy like you must be dating someone.
我? 哦天呐没有
Me? Oh, god. No.
没有没有没有
No, no-no-no-no.
真的吗? 你们学校没有帅气的男孩子吗
Really? No cute boys at your school?
有这么明显吗?
Is it that obvious?
我认为出柜
I think that coming out
是一个人能做的最勇敢的事情之一
Is one of the bravest things a person can do.
还有堆制肥料
That and composting.
好吧你又是认真的
Okay, you were serious again.
你愿意留下吃晚饭吗?
How'd you like to stay for dinner?
我用蚕豆和豌豆苗做了一个意大利烩饭
I made a risotto with fava beans and pea shoots
还有一个家传的番茄脯
And an heirloom tomato confit.
哇我一个也听不懂
Wow, I don't know what any of that means,
但听上去很美味
But it sounds delicious.
可我得回去了我妈在家等着我呢
But, uh, but I can't. My mom is expecting me home.
天哪感觉就像我妈能听见
God, it's like she can hear us
我们在讨论一道她不知道的新菜式
Talking about new food she doesn't understand.
喂?
Hello?
你快到家了吗？我正在做你最爱吃的
Are you on your way? I'm making your favorite.
好市多肉丸子
Costco meatballs.
嗯我能听见
Yeah. No, no, no, I can hear.
听上去不错
Um they sound delicious.
快回家来
Come on home.
我们可以一边喝牛奶一边看《天桥风云》
We can watch "Project runway" And have a glass of milk.
妈妈
You know what, mom?
我可能要晚一点回家
I think I'm gonna be here for a while.
哦好吧
Oh. Okay.
我会给你留一个大丸子
I'll save you a meatball.
也许是因为刚认识桑德拉还有新鲜感
Maybe it was because Sandra was new and exciting,
又或者是因为我实在是厌倦了
Or maybe I was sick and tired
一成不变的牛奶和肉丸
Of the same old milk and meatballs.
我只知道我刚刚对我妈妈说了谎
All I know is that I just cheated on my mom.
你回来晚了
You're late.
你吓到我了
You scared me.
我以为你睡了
I thought you'd be asleep.
我睡不着
I couldn't sleep.
而且才八点半
Also, it's 8:30.
我以为我们可以一起吃晚餐
I thought we were going to eat dinner
然后看《天桥风云》
And watch "Project runway."
我知道我也想早点回来
I know. Me too.
但是我不能眼看着
But I couldn't leave
乔纳森在分数中苦苦挣扎而无动于衷
While Jonathan was struggling with fractions.
你说对了那个小孩是个傻瓜