柏拉图关系（2023）

Platonic S02E01

Part 4 Sept. 9, 2025, 8:01 p.m.

他喜欢喝什麽? - 他喜欢凯歌♥香槟
What does he like? - He likes Veuve Clicquot.
他整天把该死的凯歌♥香槟挂在嘴边
It's all he talks about is fucking Veuve Clicquot.
他超爱凯歌♥香槟
He loves Veuve Clicquot.
这裡没有凯歌♥,根本没看到
There's no Veuve. I can't see any Veuve here.
先生,请问你们后面有凯歌♥吗?
Excuse me, sir. Do you have any Veuve in the back?
抱歉,我们所有的酒都在架上了
Sorry, everything we have is on the shelves.
没有凯歌♥了? - 原来是这样唸吗?
You have no more Veuve? - Is that how it's pronounced?
还有一家,但开车要半小时
There's another one, but it's like a half an hour away.
离开这裡感觉很蠢...不会怎样的
It seems dumb to leave and... We'll be fine.
(已预订)
那是...凯歌♥香槟
That's... That's Veuve.
那就是他妈的凯歌♥香槟啊
That's fucking Veuve. Mon Dieu!
看啊 - 看看那裡
Look. - Look at that.
对嘛,你这裡有一大堆凯歌♥香槟
Yeah. You got a butt load of Veuve over here.
这是凯歌♥ - 不...
This is the Veuve. - No, no.
都能在凯歌♥香槟裡游泳了 - 很抱歉
You're swimming in Veuve. - So sorry,
但那些已经被另一场派对预订了
but that is actually reserved for another party.
全部都被订走了? - 对
All of this is reserved? - Yeah.
我觉得你不瞭解状况我们想要挽救一场订婚派对
I don't think you understand. We're trying to save an engagement party.
我们真的很需要你的帮忙给我们一半就好
We could really use your help. Just, even half of these.
所以这就像《香槟问题》那首歌♥的情况吗?
So, what you're saying is this is a champagne problem?
真好笑,你第一次说这个笑话吗?
First time you use that one?
不是 - 对,我想也是
No. - Yeah. Didn't think so.
我们一定要买♥♥到那款香槟
We're getting that fucking champagne.
一定要
Obviously.
好,没看到秃头佬,我们动手吧
All right. Baldy's MIA. Let's do this thing.
好
Okay.
订购人是赫克特阿尔雷兹
The name on the order is Hector Alvarez.
非常好
Perfecto.
现在只要找到这间店裡最茫的店员
We just need to find the most stoned employee in this place.
天啊 - 找到了
Oh, my God. - Bingo.
他妈的上吧,老兄 - 上吧
Let's fucking go, brah. - Let's do it.
先生,你好 - 你好
Hello, sir. - Hello.
我们有打电♥话♥来预订凯歌♥香槟 - 对,那些凯歌♥是我们的
We called ahead to reserve the Veuve. - Yes. That Veuve is our Veuve.
对,订购人是赫克特阿尔雷兹
Yes, under the name Hector Alvarez.
跟我来
Come with me.
走吧...
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
好,太好了,谢谢你
Cool. Great, thank you.
好 - 嘿
Okay. - Hey.
凯歌♥香槟,可以给我看身分证吗?
The Veuve. May I see some ID?
真谢谢你
Thank you so much.
这要求真让我受宠若惊
I'm so flattered that you would ask me that.
好了,别再调情了 - 感应这裡
Okay. Keep it in your pants. - Tap here.
好了
There you go.
等一下
Excuse me.
要收据吗? - 不用了
Do you want your receipt? - Nah, don't worry about it.
先生 - 我们已经付钱了
Sir! - We already paid for this.
好,小心点...
Okay. Be careful. Be careful!
没事的 - 喂
It's okay. - Hey!
该死
Oh, shit.
算你们走运,这裡有“不准追人”的规定
You're lucky this location has a "no chase" policy, buddy!
很好 - 天啊,刚刚真精彩
Nice! - Oh, my God! That was amazing.
就像罗宾汉只是我们对抗的是大型量贩店
Like Robin Hood but we're fighting against big-box stores.
量贩店去死 - 对,他们去死
Fuck big-box stores! - Yeah! Fuck 'em!
其实我超爱大型量贩店
Honestly, I do love big-box stores though.
真的很方便 - 应有尽有
They're very convenient. - They got everything.
该死,我跟妳说,我们要在这裡转个弯
Shit, you know what? Actually, we gotta turn in here real fast.
什麽? - 我们在这裡停一下
What? - We're gonna stop here for one second.
妳会饿吗? - 不会
Are you hungry at all? - No.
我们得回去订婚派对
We gotta get back to the engagement party.
别紧张
Don't worry about it.
一下子就好 - 这是你的订婚派对耶
It'll take two seconds. - This is your engagement party!
这裡的三明治是圣地牙哥最棒的
It has the best sandwiches in San Diego.
绝对是数一数二 - 我不想吃三明治
One of the best you'll ever have. - I don't want a sandwich!
妳吃一口就会感谢我
One bite and you will thank me.
它会改变妳的人生,超美味 - 我不想吃三明治
It'll change your life. They're so good. - I don't want a sandwich.
我想回到我办的派对...
I wanna go back to the party I'm throwing...
只要... - 为你办的
Just gonna be... - ...for you.
一下子就好...别紧张,好吗?
Two seconds. Two seconds. Just chill, okay.
我做不到 - 你好啊,威尔
I can't. - Well, hello there, Will.
嘿 - 你好吗?在这个美好的週六
Hey! - How you doing on this fine Saturday?
我...一级棒
I'm... I'm A-okay.
哇,那比“二级棒”还好
Wow. That's better than "B-okay."
二级棒
B-okay.
好像ET说的话,你们有看那部片吗? 你们听说过那部片吗?
You sound like E.T. You guys have that? You guys know that movie still?
我知道那部片 - 对,好,那就好
I know that movie. - Yeah. Good. I'm glad.
《ET》以前很红,所以...
E.T. prevailed. So...
我喜欢你的鲻鱼头 - 谢谢,刚弄的
I'm digging that mullet. - Thank you. It's new.
只是想试试新髮型,对 - 对,很帅
It's just a new thing I'm trying. Yeah. - Yeah, it's cute.
谢谢
Thank you.
这位是我朋友希薇亚
This is my friend Sylvia.
嗨 - 我是汉娜
Hi. - I'm Hannah.
嗨,幸会 - 幸会
Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
所以妳...今天推荐什麽?
So, what do you... What do you recommend today?
我刚进了一款超棒的义式乾腊肠
Well, I just got this amazing new dry salami
是洛斯奥利佛斯一家熟肉店老闆的货
from a charcuterie dude from Los Olivos.
我推荐搭配我们自製的山羊奶油
I would say hit that with our home-churned goat butter.
超级道地 - 好,对
It's local AF. - Great, yeah.
那我要一份
I'll have one of those.
妳要什麽吗? - 不用,谢谢
Do you want anything? - I'm good. Thanks.
这裡很可爱吧? - 对,很可爱
It's a cute place, right? - Yeah, it's cute.
超可爱
Real cute.
她就是你暗恋的人吧? - 不是
That's your fucking crush, isn't it? - No.
一定是 - 不是
Yes, it is. - Nope.
她称讚你的鲻鱼头时你整个人变成红色的
You turned bright red when she complimented your mullet.
我不习惯受到讚美,我不知道该说...
I'm not good at accepting compliments. I don't know what to tell...
“二级棒、一极棒,妳知道《ET》吗? 记得《ET》吗?”
"B-okay. A-okay. You know E.T.? Remember E.T.?"
好啦...对
Okay, okay, yes.
我暗恋汉娜,好吗?我暗恋她
Hannah's my crush, okay? That's my crush.
所以你才在派对中途带我来这裡?
Is that why you brought me here during a party
而且还是我为你的新家庭办的派对?
that I'm throwing for your whole new family?
对,没错,我知道
Yes, it is. I know.
搞砸了,对吧?我就是搞砸了
Isn't that fucked up? That's exactly what I did.
我不会让你搞砸你的人生
I'm not gonna let you blow up your whole life
就为了那位三明治小姐 - 第一,那不是普通的三明治,好吗?
over Miss Jersey Mike's in there. - First of all, not a Jersey Mike's, okay?
这家店得过很多奖
This place has won multiple awards.
第二,妳说过我可以找妳聊这件事
And second, you said I could talk to you about this shit.
妳真是反覆无常 - 好吧,嘿,我是你的朋友
You're all over the map with this stuff. - Okay. Hey, I'm your friend.
我挺你 - 对...
I'm here. - Yes. Yes.
你不爱珍娜了吗?是这样吗?
Are you not in love with Jenna anymore? Is that what's happening?
不,我超爱珍娜
No, I'm madly in love with Jenna.
只是我来到这裡,跟汉娜说话之后
It's just, you know, then I come here, and I talk to Hannah,
我心想,她比较适合我吧?
and I'm like is she more my speed?
这种比较适合我吧?
Is this more my speed?
然后我又跟珍娜和她家人相处得更久我们在高尔夫俱乐部
And then I go hang out with Jenna more and her family, and we're at golf clubs
一起烤肉
and we're barbecuing.
然后我回到这裡,又觉得...汉娜
And then I come back here, and I'm like... Hannah.
她很酷,她可能比较适合我
She's cool. She's more my speed, maybe.
妳懂我的意思吗? - 好
You know what I mean? - Okay.
你真的想知道我的想法吗? - 对
You're really asking me this? - Yeah.
所以你才带我来这裡吗?
Is that why you brought me here?
听着,妳是世界上最瞭解我的人
Look, you know me better than anyone in the world.
我需要一些建议,好吗?
I just need some advice, okay?
好... - 好
Okay. Okay. - Okay.
她叫做...
What is... What is...
汉娜 - 汉娜是怎样的人?她怎麽样?
Hannah. - ...Hannah like? What is she like?
这个嘛,她比较适合我
Well, she's more my speed.
她很複杂
She's very complex,
很难只用一句话定义她,但我试试看
so it's hard to just define her in one sentence, but I'll try.
好
Okay.
她喜欢三明治