流言终结者（2003）

把所有冲击波都传递出去... 2...
...To anything that it's connected to. ...One.
...传播到所有直接接触到它的物体上 1...
That was catastrophic. Yeah.
太悲剧了 是的呢
Yep. Jamie's hammer theory nailed it.
看来，杰米的理论很扎实
In contrast to the shop test's "simpsons"-like water fountain...
对比一下在工作室的那个小喷泉...
Oh, yes. Hey, this camera's still rolling here.
哦耶，这个摄像机还在工作
...When faced with the same firepower as a real cherry bomb...
...当马桶遇见真正的樱桃爆竹后...
It is a freaking horror show up here.
这场面太惨了
...The standard, full-size lavatory fixtures were forced free of their moorings,
可怜的马桶被炸♥弹♥狠狠的炸了起来，连根本拴不住啊
Leaving the porcelain...
破罐破摔...
...And, possibly, the myth, busted.
也许，流言终结了
Looking carefully at the high-speed footage,
仔细看看高速摄像机的画面
You'll notice that water starts coming out beneath the toilets
仔细看，水是从马桶底部出来的
At the same time as it starts coming out the bowls.
于此同时，水从马桶里喷射出来
Now, that means that water was moving so fast
这意味着水流得太快了
因此爆♥炸♥速度比音速慢(<340m/s)
黑火♥药♥是慢速炸♥药♥
That the toilets' plumbing was not able to absorb the onrush,
以至于马桶与管道的接缝撑不住这么大的冲击
Which is why it broke the toilets off their mounts
因此马桶以飞起来的形式
Instead of creating three large geysers.
来代替以马桶喷水
Our cherry bomb gave us a stunning explosion.
我们自♥制♥的樱桃爆竹效果很棒
Unfortunately, it also happened to rip all three of our toilets right out of the floor.
很不幸，爆竹同时把我们的3个马桶也搞坏了，其中一个还掉下去了
That pretty good? Looks good to me.
你那儿怎样? 看上去没问题
So we have gone to the measure of bolting them
我们重新测量了螺栓大小
And that should hold them tight for this test.
这样马桶们应该被牢牢的栓住了
After a quick reset up top...
经过快速的修理后...
You know, all evidence to the contrary,
你知道吗，我觉得这些事实反而证明
I think you and I would make a good pair of plumbers.
咱俩没准是个不错的管道工
...This time, they place the cherry bomb
...这次他们把樱桃爆竹
At the lowest possible point of the plumbing.
放在了管道系统最底端
The guys are hoping the larger volume of water
他们希望，把爆竹放得离水远些
Above the explosive will absorb more energy
能让冲击波压力更小些
And give them the mythical gushing geysers.
并带给他们一个和流言一样的喷泉效果
This is it. After small-scale and large-scale experiments,
经过小型实验和大型实验后
This is the blast we hope will work.
我们希望这次能成功
We have changed the position of the bomb.
我们已经把炸♥弹♥换了个地方
Hell, we've even bolted them to their own plumbing,
并且还把马桶栓得死死的
Which is totally unrealistic.
这和现实很不符
But it's what we hope it will take
但我们也很希望
To give us the geysers that we're looking for.
马桶能喷出一个像样的喷泉
And it's just about to happen.
接下来，就是见证奇迹的时刻
Are you ready, sir? I am. Okay.
你准备好了吗? 准备好了.
Five, four, three, Two, One. Go!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 点火
No force can contain the cherry bomb.
谁也挡不住樱桃炸♥弹♥的威力
What are you gonna do?
你好兴奋啊
Yep. The power was simply too much.
没错，冲击波还是略大
The pressure blast couldn't escape through the narrow plumbing fast enough,
压力波无法快速的从狭窄的管道里释放出去
And something had to give.
因此，马桶已经交差了
What we're seeing is that,
如你所见
If you have enough energy to push a lot of water up and out of those toilets
有足够的能量把水推出马桶
Using something like our cherry bomb,
比如用樱桃爆竹产生能量
That same energy and the shock wave that accompanies it
能量和冲击波会随之而出
Is also going to break the toilets off at their bases.
它们会把马桶掀到空中
They're simply not strong enough to stay in place.
马桶还没有能力稳稳的坐住
So, as far as I'm concerned, using an explosive,
依我看来，想用爆♥炸♥激出马桶喷泉
You're never gonna see the kind of geyser that we saw in the cartoon.
你永远也不会看到和动画片中一样的效果
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
在这间房♥子里，我们必须服从热力学定律！
So, cartoons don't reflect reality?
卡♥通♥动画效果不能折射成现实生活的效果？
Wow, this is big. This is... What's the word? Busted! It's busted, yes.
哇噢, 难以置信. 我要说啥来着?终结了, 对, 终结了
Kickin' toilets apart since 1930.
踢马桶这项运动有着悠久的历史背景
Them's some steel-tipped shoes.
他那钢鞋超结实
With the porcelain pummeled,
马桶碎个稀巴烂之后
Adam and jamie head back to homer's house,
亚当和杰米回到Homer的房♥子前
Where our humble hero awaits his moment of glory.
我们的英雄在等待接收挑战
D'oh!
不要啊!
Hello, friends. If you're like most people,
观众朋友们，如果你们和其他人一样
You probably are sad that you haven't been able to afford
你可能因没能为美国梦
Your slice of the american dream.
贡献出自己的一份力而悲伤
But now it turns out that you can.
现在，机会来了
On the outskirts of springfield, a new development has arisen,
在SpringField外郊，出现了个新的地♥产♥开♥发♥商
One that provides picture-perfect homes, If viewed from the right angle.
他们建造的房♥子非常适合拍照，前提是你得从正面看
We've reduced home ownership to its barest essentials --
我们精简了一下房♥子的内置家具
One wall, one couch, one floor.
只有 一面墙, 一个沙发, 一块地板
Welcome to shady acres.
欢迎来到 自x友家
无论是房♥间质量还是服务态度，同行根本不是他的对手
译者不是黑x如友家，也没有做广♥告♥的意思，译者租住过他们的房♥子
Pay no attention to the wrecking ball.
请无视那个破坏球
Jamie and adam are chasing a cartoon conundrum...
杰米和亚当在和卡♥通♥谜题捉迷藏...
That's his home.
那儿就是它家
...The homer wrecker.
Homer破坏者
Can our hero's leap of faith dissipate the force of this impact?
我们的英雄能否让恶球退散？
You know, it didn't move very fast,
虽然它移♥动♥得不是很快
But it had quite a kick to it, didn't it?
但它很猛烈的砸了一下墙面，不是吗?
物体拥有的力=物体的质量*物体的加速度
牛顿第二运动定律
Now, we're gonna leave all this damage intact, as it is...
现在这面墙先原封不动的放在这儿
Ah, couldn't be better.
唉，不能再惨了
...And go ahead and do the test with homer
然后到右面的墙
On the wrecking ball with the identical house.
测试一下有Homer阻挡会怎样
Now, that is a proper cartoon wrecking ball.
这才有点动画片里破坏球的样子
And, if it shows damage anything like this,
如果这次测试的破坏度和上次一样
We will know that homer's efforts would've been for naught.
这说明Homer的壮举将付之东流
Allow me to introduce you to the completed,
请允许我介绍下这个完成的作品
Ready-to-be-tested-with hero of this episode --
将被拿去做测试的 --
Mr. Homer j. Simpson.
霍默J·辛普森 先生
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause.
女士们先生们，给他点儿掌声
Our accurately sized and dressed homer...
精准大小的、乔装打扮的Homer...
...Is attached to the ball exactly as per the clip...
...被系在了破坏球上...
That's it. First arm is on. Okay.
一个胳膊已经系好了
...With a final, crucial component.
...并注入了非常重要的水
Since part of this is what happens with homer's body mass on the ball,
Homer的体重是很重要的
We need to give him some body mass other than just foam.
我们得给他加重，让他不只是他自身那么点儿重量
We're doing that by adding water.
我们用注水的方式来给他加重
The average density of a human body
人体的平均密度值
Is within a couple of percentage points of water.
稍微比水低点
Prefect.
完美
So a water-filled homer is an almost perfect energy-absorption analog
用水填充的Homer
For a real person of that size and shape.
可以用来模拟真人撞击时的能量吸收
Homer is substantial.
Homer屁♥股♥挺结实呀
Our cartoon character is coming to life.
我们的卡♥通♥人物要活啦
The question is, With a real-life mass of 239 pounds,
那么问题来了，108.4kg的他
Can he save his house?
能拯救房♥子吗?
I think we're good to go up. All right.
我觉得我们可以开始了 好的
it's happening.
要开始了
We're making sure that we're positioning the ball
我们在调整球的位置
Exactly the same way that we did the first time.
以确保和上次测试的位置一样
We'll let it settle so the physics should all be the same,
这样，从物理上也会和上次一样
Except for homer.
但Homer除外
Does it look like his ass is dead center?
他屁♥股♥对准上次实验的位置了吗？
He couldn't be more perfectly
他位于房♥子与球之间
On the horizon of the lines of force
且处在球的行进轨迹上
Between the ball and his house.
已经很精确了
As per the control,
相比控制组
The velocity on impact may only be a pedestrian 6 miles an hour.
撞击速度差不多应该是2.68m/s
What are we doing?
我们在干嘛
But with 5,000 pounds of ball...
这2.27t的破坏球...
Who's paying for this?
谁来收拾这残局
This is awesome.
无法直视
...There's a lot of energy to dissipate.
...已准备好释放能量了
Say goodbye, homer.
说声再见啊，Homer
Can our hefty hero really absorb that impact?
我们的英雄能否阻挡住撞击？
All right. Here we go.
好的，黑喂狗~
Homer versus the wrecking ball, the final experiment.
Homer对抗破花球，终极测试
There he goes!