流言终结者（2003）

Number one, it's illegal.
第一点，这是违法的
And number two...It's potentially dangerous and definitely very messy.
第二点，爆竹存在潜在危险并可能会把工作室弄得乱糟糟
So we're gonna need a little bit more control If we're gonna do it here.
因此我们得控制一下
For that, we have my little pop gun,
为了达到效果并保证安全，我这儿有个小空气♥枪♥
Which has a fast-acting valve on it that releases a blast of pressurized air.
这个空气♥枪♥可以极快的释放压缩空气，模拟冲击波
And that's essentially what an explosion does.
爆♥炸♥产生的压力波
It creates a volume of rapidly expanding gases in a pressure wave.
空气♥枪♥也能用快速释放空气来模拟它
So we're gonna plumb my little pop gun into adam's rig in various places,
因此，我会把我的空气♥枪♥接到管道系统的各个位置
Adjust the pressure and see what happens.
调好压力后看看测试效果
20 psi? Yeah, that's a big, fat dump...of pressure.
137.9kPa? 嗯，挺大的...气压
Nice. Let me know when you're ready.
不错 准备好了就告诉我
All right, I'm gonna count it down.
好的，准备倒计时
Cherry bomb half-scale toilet experiment,
樱桃爆竹小型厕所测试
Position number one, explosion in three, two, one, go
1号♥位置，爆♥炸♥倒计时 3, 2, 1, 射
A simultaneous tsunami,
与此同时，海啸(つなみ)发生了
And the physics of springfield are looking surprisingly accurate.
动画片中的物理效果，现在看上去出乎意料的精确
This first test showed that pressure delivered to the middle toilet
第一次测试中，从中间马桶置入的空气压力
Was pretty evenly distributed to the other toilets around it.
很均匀的分布在了这3个马桶中
It's quite pretty, actually.
速度很快嘛
Yeah, It's like a little bit of a water ballet.
的确，看上去像是 水之芭蕾舞
Some sort of modern art.
有点现代艺术的意思
Now, we want to know what would happen if the cherry bomb
现在我们想看看樱桃爆竹的压力波
And its pressure went here or here.
在其他位置爆♥炸♥会发生什么情况
Would that make any difference?
看看他们会有什么不同
I don't know about you folks,
我不知道你上厕所时候是怎样的
But whenever I go to the toilet, I always take my umbrella.
反正我每次都会带上我的雨伞
Half-scale cherry bomb toilet experiment,
樱桃爆竹小型厕所测试
Position number two, two.
2号♥位置，2号♥
Explosion in three, two, one, go.
爆♥炸♥倒计时 3, 2, 1, 射
That's very satisfying.
一本满足
Another successful concurrent eruption...
无论马桶"炸"了多少次...
Position number three, go.
3号♥位置，射
...One that's replicated regardless of where the explosion originates.
...从哪儿爆起来效果都一样
Which kind of makes sense because there's resistance in each of these toilets.
每个马桶的水都受到了压力
And so, with multiple inlets, that resistance is gonna tend to equalize the pressure. Yeah.
并且压力会均匀的分散给3个马桶 有道理
The pressure spread is plausible.
"压力传播"听上去似真似假
But adam has an issue with volume.
但现在，亚当又有了新问题
Now, up until now, we've been experimenting with a properly set-up plumbing system.
目前为止，我们测试的都是能正常工作的排污系统
But it's not quite the fountain of water that we see in the show
但我还是没看到和动画片里一样的喷泉效果
Because there's just not enough water in the system.
因为这个排污系统的水太少了
But what if there is a clog in the system? There we go.
但如果这时候下水道出现堵塞了呢？ 开搞吧
The clog could have water backed up in that system.
堵塞能导致排污系统会残留些水
And the cherry bomb could go in that.
并且樱桃爆竹没准掉入水中
And then, it's pushing water.
爆♥炸♥后，就会把水推出去
What do you think? That's about got it.
你怎么看？ 大致明白(你的意思)了
All right. What happens to that water? Does it come out of the toilets?
那么，那些水会直接从马桶里喷出来？
I kind of think so. But we're gonna try it, just to make sure.
我是这么认为的，但为了证实它我还是会实验一下
All right, this is a fully clogged toilet system.
好的，现在排污系统已经堵塞了
Three, two, one, go.
3, 2, 1, 走起
I think we found the explosion we were looking for.
这就是我要的那种爆♥炸♥的感觉
Well, aside from being pretty to look at,
除了画面好看以外
Our half-scale system has demonstrated exactly what we were hoping,
小型测试效果正是我所希望的
And that is the "simpsons"-like fountain of water
这就是和动画片里一样的效果
Shooting out of the toilet behavior
如同把樱桃爆竹冲入排污系统
From a cherry bomb thrown into the system.
然后水喷射出来一样
So I think we're gonna go full-scale.
所以我觉得我们可以开始做完整比例的实验了
I think we're gonna detonate our cherry bomb back behind some clogged-up water.
而且会把樱桃爆竹扔进堵塞了的排污系统
The question we have when we go to full-scale --
但做全比例实验前还有个问题
Will the cherry bomb actually generate the pressure we need?
樱桃爆竹实际的压力波是不是我们想要的
We don't know. That's why we're gonna do it.
我们不清楚，因此我们才要做全比例测试
Excuse me. Sorry.
借过一下 抱歉
While the crew completes the clean-up...
当工作人员清理完毕后...
...The epic odyssey of homer's heroic intervention continues
Homer阻止拆房♥子的英雄壮举还在继续
Because jamie's big ball has hardened.
杰米的大球已经干(ying)了
And his distinctly unconventional plan has paid off.
并且他那无法直视的做法居然成功了
It's lookin' pretty good.
看上去不错
Next, he makes the two halves a whole and seals the deal with a super-strong sealant.
然后，他把两个球边缘涂上强力密封剂后扣在一起
So, my plan worked exactly as I had in mind.
这和我想象中的结果一样
And we've got a nice spherical shape.
而且得到了一个很好的球体
A little chiseling and a little mortar, and this thing will clean up real nice.
少许水泥加上工匠情怀，这效果想必会非常好
And we'll have one heck of a big wrecking ball.
然后我们就得到了一个破坏球
With that, jamie heads back to the shop,
杰米带着自己的破坏球回到了工作室
Where homer's head has just arrived.
Homer的头部模具已经到货了
Now that we have these lovely molds of homer's head,
现在我们有了一个可爱的Homer头部模具
We're gonna coat the insides with a tinted latex
我们将会给他里面涂上彩色乳胶
Because that'll give us the correct color, and also, a nice, tough skin.
因为这不仅使它有正确的肤色，而且会让皮肤更坚硬
Once the latex skin is dried,
乳胶皮肤干燥后
Jamie fills homer's head with a two-part pouring foam.
杰米向Homer的头部模具倒入泡沫
Now, this stuff expands about 4-1,
这东西大约会膨胀4倍
And it's a little hard to estimate homer's head volume.
而且Homer的头部大小也不太好估算
All I can see is that it's much larger than mine, As hard as that is to believe.
真不敢相信，他的脑袋看上去比我的还大
You want to help me pull this thing apart?
要不要帮我把他们分开
15 minutes later, the foam has set.
15分钟后，泡沫已经干了
There you go. It's coming.
该你了，马上出来了
And homer's precisely proportioned profile is revealed in all its glory.
Homer正确的头部轮廓已经光荣的展示出来了
Oh, it's kind of heavy.
有点大
Ah, that looks awesome, totally fantastic.
这真是极好的
For the finishing touches, Jamie paints homer's famously unshaven mug.
后期制♥作♥中，杰米给Homer的胡子脸喷漆
Starting to look like homer.
越来越像Homer了
Adam coats his torso with waterproof rubber.
亚当把他做的Homer躯干涂上防水橡胶
And jamie adds the ears and those instantly recognizable eyes.
杰米给Homer装上了耳朵和鱼泡眼
Kind of comes to life when you do that.
感觉他就要活了一样
So homer is very, very nearly complete.
Homer模型马上就要完成了
We've painted all of his body parts, including his head,
我们给他的身体涂上颜料，头发也涂了
↓
就这两根儿头发
And now, his hands, a suitable shade of "simpsons" yellow.
现在他的手的颜色也接近动画片里的黄色了
After this, we'll send his measurements out
之后我会把整体尺寸发给我们的女裁缝师
To our seamstress to make him a full set of clothes.
让她做个外套出来
And then, it's time to take him out to the location and abuse him.
然后把它搬出工作室，尽情虐待它
To recap, homer supposedly protects his house
Home可能为了保护他的房♥子
By placing himself between a wrecking ball and his house
用自己的身体挡住破坏球
and absorbing the shock with his body.
然后他的身体吸收了撞击产生的能量
In order to test this, We are absolutely of course going to need a wrecking ball.
为了做实际测试，我们很显然需要一个破坏球
Check. Well, that's a bigass ball.
看 哇噢，这球挺大啊
We are also going to need a house to swing this wrecking ball into.
我们同样也需要一个房♥子，来供破坏球去破坏
So we decided to build our own. Actually, we built two.
我们决定自己建造，而且是两个
I'm always painting something before we destroy it.
在毁掉它之前，我会给它上个色
There's a very good reason.
这是个很好的理由
Because what we want to find out is whether homer would have made
因为我们想看看Homer能阻挡多少破坏球的破坏效果
Any difference to the wrecking ball's effect on his house.
因为我们想看看Homer能阻挡多少破坏球的破坏效果
框架可让建筑更稳定
结构化的建筑组件
All right, let's go.
好了，上
Therefore, that's our control house.
那个，就是我们的控制组房♥子
We're gonna swing just a straight old wrecking ball into it.
我们将会直接把破坏球砸向它
It's only when we get to this one
当我们开始测试右边的时候
That we're gonna strap homer to that wrecking ball
我们会把Homer绑在破坏球上
And find out if the amount of destruction...is actually different,
然后找出每次破坏的不同之处
I.E. Less on this one.
就是，右边这个
Now it's a home worth protecting.
现在，Homer要保护它的房♥子了
Yeah, perfect.
耶，完美
In the demolition industry, Wrecking balls are kind of iconic.
在拆迁队的工作里，破坏球是个标志性的工具
Jamie wire brushes his balls every morning.
杰米每天早上都会用钢丝刷刷它
But we've come to find out that they don't actually use them that much anymore.
我们也想知道为何拆迁队不怎么用这工具
Now it looks like it's all business.
现在看上去更商业化了
And when you think about it, it's sort of understandable.
如果你仔细想想，大概能明白，
There we go.
黑喂狗
Because you get thousands of pounds of weight swinging on the end of a cable,
因为你直接摇晃这上千磅的大家伙去破坏房♥子
It's not exactly a precision instrument.
工作效果并不是那么精确
You're right on the money, 5,000 pounds. It's perfect.
刚好5000磅，完美
Not only that, it's hard on the equipment that swings it.
不只是那个原因，它这么沉想装载它都不容易