极品老妈

Mom S04E06

Part 2 Jan. 3, 2020, 10:25 p.m.

结果他没长胖
Turned out, he hadn't gained any weight
却没了老婆
but he had lost his wife.
不是死了是离了
Not to death, to divorce,
并不是那么伤心
so it wasn't super sad.
总之
Anyway,
我们见面了我立马意识到
we got together and I realized right away
他还是那么吵那么讨厌兼愚蠢
that he was still loud and obnoxious and crass.
然后我和他上♥床♥了
Then I slept with him.
但我是在清醒状态下做的
But I did it with a clear head
早上醒来我知道自己在哪里
and I knew where I was in the morning,
这是进步
so that's progress.
好样的戒酒
Way to go, sobriety.
谢谢大家
Thank you.
接下来是谁
Who's next?
克丽丝蒂想分享
Christy wants to share.
没必要
I don't need to.
我不同意
I disagree.
告诉她她不能逼我分享
Tell her she can't make me share.
你不能逼她分享
You can't make her share.
但我觉得你应该分享
But I think you should.
好吧
Fine.
克丽丝蒂酒瘾者
Christy, alcoholic.
你好克丽丝蒂
Hi, Christy.
我和儿子间依然有问题
Well, I'm still having a problem with my son
你们也看到了他...
and as you can see, he's...
什么情况
What the hell?
他去哪里了
Where'd he go?
吉尔分享时他出去了
He walked out during Jill's share.
为什么没人说话
Why didn't somebody say something?
我们要说什么
What were we supposed to say?
别看着我我在打瞌睡
Well, don't look at me, I was dozing off.
-喂 -下次早点说做♥爱♥的部分
- Hey! u202d- Well, next time, don't slow-roll the sex part.
我是这里唯一一个正常人吗
Am I the only sane person here?
罗斯科罗斯科
Roscoe! Roscoe!
神探南茜解决这个谜团时
Okay, while Nancy Drew is solving this mystery,
我来分享
I'll go.
邦妮酒瘾者
Bonnie, alcoholic.
你好邦妮
Hi, Bonnie.
你们刚看到了我的生活
Well, you just got a glimpse into my life.
我女儿一直处于恐慌状态
With my daughter in a constant state of panic,
我发现自己突然成了明智的
I find myself suddenly being the wise,
理性声音
old voice of reason.
这让我觉得自己像是玛乔丽我不喜欢
And it makes me feel like Marjorie and I don't like it.
怎么了
What?
你妈妈在找你
Your mom's looking for you.
我就在这里啊
I'm right here.
罗斯科
Roscoe!
罗斯科
Roscoe!
我们该告诉她吗
Should we tell her?
我不想让她回来你想吗
I don't want her back, do you?
罗斯科
Roscoe!
先失陪了
Excuse me.
你要去找她吗
You gonna go get her?
不我去卫生间
No, I'm going to the bathroom.
我不是说你是个糟糕的父亲
I'm not saying you're a bad father,
我只想确保他得到了合适的监督
I just want to make sure he's properly supervised.
不巴克斯特我没有反应过度
No, Baxter, I'm not overreacting.
你想做什么引用宁静祷文吗
What are you trying to do, quote the serenity prayer?
因为那是《活在祈祷中》的歌♥词
'Cause that's the lyrics to "Livin' on a Prayer."
得挂了
Got to go.
这是怎么回事啊
What the hell's going on here?
我们在看比赛
We're watching a game.
不你毁了我努力做的一切
No, you're undermining everything I'm trying to do.
你说什么
What are you talking about?
我知道她说的是什么
I know what she's talking about.
祝你好运
Good luck.
-你搞什么啊 -等等说
- What's your deal? - Bup-bup-bup.
也许你不知道
Maybe you don't know,
但我们跟那男孩有一场危机
but we are in a crisis with that young man
而你坐在这里在他面前喝醉
and you're sitting here getting drunk in front of him!
我没有喝醉
I'm not getting drunk.
我是在找乐子
I'm getting happy.
你这是让喝酒看起来很酷
You're making drinking look cool.
我让一切都看起来很酷
I make everything look cool,
我就是这样
it's what I do.
别跟我顶嘴
Don't you sass me!
别把我当六岁小孩一样跟我说话
Don't you talk to me like I'm a six-year-old.
没人跟我说我不能在那孩子面前喝酒
Nobody told me I can't drink in front of the kid.
怎么了
What's going on?
你为什么不告诉他
Why didn't you tell him
他不能在罗斯科面前喝酒
he couldn't drink in front of Roscoe?
因为那很蠢
Because that's stupid,
我不说蠢话
and I don't say stupid things.
你说的
Sure you do.
等等我们是同一边的
Wait, we're on the same side.
现在分边了吗
Oh, so now there are sides?
大家都反对我吗
Everyone against me?
我们没有反对你只是
We're not against you, it's just that
你养孩子的方式是
you're trying to raise your kid like
把他当成塑料泡泡里的孩子
he's the boy in the plastic bubble.
好电影
Good movie.
约翰·特拉沃尔塔人们不大
John Travolta. People didn't really
尊重他演科特表现的演技
respect his acting chops coming off of Kotter,
但他在那部电影里戏路很广
but he showed some serious range in that.
你什么毛病啊
What is wrong with you?
抱歉
Sorry, sorry.
原来我的确有点醉
Turns out I am a little drunk.
好新规定
All right, new rule:
家里不许喝啤酒了
no more beer in the house, ever!
-那... -也不能抽大♥麻♥
- What about... u202d- No weed either!
如果他要过来
And if he's coming over,
我得提前知道
I need to know about it ahead of time!
-为什么 -因为我得知道
- Why? - Because I need to know!
好吧你太过分了
Okay, you're way over the line.
少跟我说我过分
Don't you tell me I'm over the line!
几年前
A couple of years ago,
你唯一知道的"线"进了你的鼻子[吸毒]
the only lines you knew went up your nose!
这里疯狂真是永不停歇啊
Crazy never takes a day off here, does it?
原来
So it turns out,
我前男友没有他让我以为的
my old boyfriend is a little less divorced
那么离婚
than I was led to believe.
那是什么意思啊
What does that mean?
他的婚姻幸福美满妻子出城了
He's happily married and his wife was out of town.
我想那就结束了
I guess that's the end of that.
那是显然的
Well, that's the obvious move.
有消息告诉你们
I'll keep you posted.
你妈妈呢
Where's your mom?
谁在乎
Who cares?
不别告诉我你俩吵架了
Oh, no, don't tell me you two are bickering.
挺挺我
Back me up here.
她男友在罗斯科面前喝啤酒
Her boyfriend was drinking beer in front of Roscoe.
那是个大问题对吧
That's a huge problem, right?
我不觉得
I don't think so.
你也是吗玛乔丽
Et tu, Marjorie?
有人想让我们知道她上了大学啊
Someone wants us to know they're going to college.
在所有人之中我还以为你会明白我面临的事
Of all people, I thought you'd see what I'm up against.
克丽丝蒂你得知道每分每秒都盯着你儿子
Well, Christy, you have to know that watching your son
并不是解决方案
every minute of the day is not the answer.
我觉得你错了这是完美的解决方案
I think you're wrong. I think it's the perfect answer.
我小的时候
You know when I was a little girl,