超能少年（2009）

Misfits S02E07

Part 5 Jan. 12, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

她在撒谎
The guy who killed Nikki. He was doing it for Jesus.
杀死尼琪的人在为耶稣抢钱
Oh, what?
哦怎么?
Is that the guy?
就是这个人?
Can I help you?
需要些什么?
You can't go around pretending to be Jesus. What's God gonna say?
你不能到处假扮耶稣上帝会怎么说?
You haven't even got a beard!
你连胡子都没有
Hey! I gave my life to him.
我把我的一生献给了他
I went without money and sex. What a joke!
一直无求无欲太可笑了!
I preached and prayed, and no-one gave a shit.
我又宣讲又祈祷没人理我
You do a few miracles, everyone thinks you're the messiah.
你展示个奇迹人们都觉得你是先知弥赛亚
Have you seen that lot out there?
你见到外面那群人了嘛
I've given their lives....meaning.
我为他们的生活赋予了...意义
I'm sorry. Would you mind
抱歉你能不能
getting her to stop? That's very distracting.
让她停下太干扰了
One of your followers killed my girlfriend...
你的一个跟随着杀了我的女朋友
You're exploiting the vulnerable.
你在欺负弱者
You're taking money off pupils.
你在剥削穷♥人♥
You're sexually assaulting girls.
你性骚扰女孩们
Hey. That's the Catholic Church for you.
嘿这就是天主教教会
He's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland,
他说的没错我在爱尔兰长大的
you, you were one of the ugly kids.
牧师不骚扰你你就成了丑孩子
I'm going to finish you.
我要杀了你
We may have done sod all with our powers,
也许我们没有珍惜超能力
but we never abused them.
但我们从未滥用过能力
We never raped or murdered anyone.
我们从未强♥奸♥或谋杀过某人
She raped me, and we killed loads of people.
她强♥奸♥过我我们还杀过好多人
OK. But we're the good guys.
好吧但我们是好人
Every time we get anywhere near him,
只要我们靠近他
he'll just fuck off somewhere else.
他就会瞬移到别处
We need our powers. We can use this to buy them back.
我们需要我们的能力我们可以用这钱买♥♥回来
And then we're kicking the shit out of Jesus!
然后我们把耶稣打得屁滚尿流!
He's not Jesus, all right?
他不是耶稣好不好?
This way.
走这边
Should you be carrying something heavy like this?
你能搬这么重的东西吗
I'm fine. (MOUTHS)
我没事
I think that belongs to me.
我想那东西属于我
Come and get it if you fucking want it.
你这么想要的话来拿啊
Back this way, back this way.
回这边回这边
If the mountain won't come to Mohammed...
山是不会自己走到穆♥罕♥默♥德♥面前的
Now he's starting on the Muslims!
丫又开始拽穆♥斯♥林♥了!
Ah, shit! We've killed Jesus!
啊坏了! 我们杀了耶稣!
Just in case he really is Jesus.
万一他真的是耶稣呢
Our Lord has sacrificed himself, again.
我们的主又一次牺牲了自己
He's not Jesus! He's just a dickhead with a few super powers.
他不是耶稣!他只是一个有超能力的傻♥逼♥
Super powers?
超能力?
Do you really expect me to believe that?
你觉得我能信么
Ah! Did you piss yourself again?
啊你又尿了!
My waters have broken. The baby's coming... Ow!
我羊水破了孩子要出世了... 噢!
What do we do?
我们该怎么办?
Where's the fucking ambulance, mate?
妈的救护车怎么还没到?
I've called it two times!
我都打了两次电♥话♥了!
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
这一定是在搞笑
Does anyone know anything about delivering babies,
你们谁会给孩子接生
because I think this is happening right now...
我觉得她正在生...
Hot towels!
热毛巾!
Right!
没错!
We haven't got any.
这里没有
Oh, you're a big fucking help(!)
你真够帮忙的!
Where's the ambulance?
救护车呢?
It's on its way!
在路上了!
How close is it to actually coming out?
它什么时候才会真正开出来?
I don't know. ...How does it feel, baby?
我不知道感觉怎么样宝贝?
It feels like my cunt's being ripped apart!
感觉我的阴♥道♥被分成两半了!
I'm no expert, but that sounds normal.
我不是专家但听起来很正常
Right. I'm going down for a quick peak.
好我下去看一眼
There's a little baby coming out of your twat!
有个婴儿正从你下♥体♥冒出来呢!
Me and Marnie talked about it,
我和玛尼谈过
and we want all of you to be the baby's godparents.
我们希望大家做孩子的教父母
She doesn't even know us.
她都不认识我们
She hasn't got any other friends, and neither have I.
她没有其他朋友我也是
I told her there's no-one in the world I trust more than you guys.
我跟她说这个世界除了你们我谁都信不过
You said that about us?
你这么说我们的?
Well, no, not really. So what d'you say?
也不算是你们怎么说?
Will you please shut the fuck up?!
你♥他♥妈♥能闭嘴吗!
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, baby. Come on. Just push.
抱歉抱歉宝贝用力
Hello!
你好啊
He looks like me.
长得真像我
Hey, there, little fella.
你好啊小东西
It's OK. Daddy's here.
没事了爸爸来了
# Little donkey, little donkey
* 小毛驴小毛驴
# On the dusky road
* 走在小路上
# Gotta keep on plodding onwards
* 继续往前走
# With your precious load
* 载着你的使命
# Been a long time, little donkey
* 走了很久小毛驴
# Through the winter's night
* 走过了寒冬的夜
# Don't give up now, little donkey
* 别放弃小毛驴
# Bethlehem's in sight
* 马上就到伯利恒（耶稣诞生地)了
(ALL) # Ring out the bells tonight
* 今夜钟声想起
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
* 伯利恒伯利恒
# Follow the star tonight
* 跟随那星光
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem. #
* 伯利恒伯利恒
You've seriously lost your cool.
你们太不淡定了
Oh, shut up. It's Christmas.
算了吧这是圣诞节
Sorry, Jesus.
抱歉了耶稣
I think I'm having another! I think I'm having twins!
又一个要出来了! 我想是个双胞胎!
What?! Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
什么?! 上帝老天真♥主♥啊!
What is it?
怎么了?
You're giving birth to an alien!
你生出来了个外星人!
Get it out, get it out!
快弄出来弄出来!
It's the afterbirth, you dickhead!
那是胎盘你个傻♥逼♥!
Anyway, so...
不管怎样...
happy Christmas, one and all.
圣诞节快乐所有人
That is a fucking horrible jumper.
你这毛衣真难看
Shut up. It was a Christmas present from Marnie. That's very rude.
滚蛋这是玛尼送我的圣诞礼物不许说难看
Is there any reason why have to have the same powers as before?
我们有必要和以前的能力一样吗
Mine died with that Jesus guy.
我的和那个耶稣一起死了
He said if we've got the money, we can take our pick.
他说我们有钱的话可以选能力
OK.
好吧
So who's first?
谁先来
You're all such pussies! I'll do it.
你们太谦让了我先来
第三季明年见！
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