超能少年（2009）

Misfits S02E05

Part 5 Jan. 12, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

It was all worth it, to be with you.
和你在一起一切都值了
Bruno. Bruno?
布鲁诺布鲁诺?
Bruno! Bruno!
布鲁诺! 布鲁诺!
You killed him!
你们杀死了他!
Kelly!
凯莉!
No, I know her! Get off!
我认识她! 放手!
Why is a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?
为什么一只猩猩还要穿着猩猩的装束?
You OK?
你没事吧
Most people say one thing to your face,
大多数人口上说一套
and think something different.
心里想一套
Bruno wasn't like that.
布鲁诺不是这样
He thought nice things about me.
他对我全是真心的
I meet a guy I really like,
好不容易遇上一个我喜欢的男孩
and he's a fucking monkey.
结果是只猴子
Well, technically, he was a gorilla.
准确的说他是只猩猩
But, you... you know, let's not go there.
但是... 还是别想那么多了
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Alisha.
艾丽莎
Are we all right?
你没事吧
I didn't mean for you to see that.
我也不想你看到那些
It's fine.
没事的
Must be nice having a girlfriend you can actually shag.
总算有个可以操的女朋友了也不错
Jesus. What with all the monkey business,
天光想着猴子的事情了
I forgot about you and your girl.
把你和你女朋友给忘了
So, she didn't brutally murder you, then?
那她没有凶残的杀掉你了?
It was her dad.
是她的爸爸
He's been arrested.
已经被逮捕了
Jessica isn't a psychopathic killer.
杰西卡不是变♥态♥杀人狂
She's a virgin.
她还是处♥女♥
I knew there was something wrong with her.
我就说她不对劲嘛
There isn't any more.
她已经不是处♥女♥了
I'm proud of you, man!
为你骄傲兄弟!
And I will expect to hear every disgusting detail.
我要听一切血腥的细节
Hey, this calls for a celebration.
嘿咱们应该庆祝一下
Maybe this is what it feels like to be a superhero.
也许这就是做超级英雄的感觉
I think it might take more than you getting laid to turn you into a superhero.
你可别指望破个处就成超级英雄了
How would you describe your ability?
你怎样形容你的能力?
I call it lactokinesis.
我叫它移形大♥法♥
That has to be the shittest power ever.
这是我见过最屎的能力了
They know about us.
他们发现我们了
Who?
谁?
Everyone. We have to go into hiding.
所有人咱们得藏起来了
If this is handled right, you are making some serious money.
操作得当的话你们会腰缠万贯
Hair? Beautiful. Cock? In.
头发? 漂亮鸡♥巴♥? 塞进去了
Flies up.
拉上拉链
Let's go be famous.
上台成名吧
More and more people with powers are coming forward.
越来越多有超能力的人走到台前
She's like a pretty, modern-day Mother Teresa with a superpower.
她就像现代的超能力版特蕾莎修女
They're walking into a trap.
他们踩进陷阱了
No!
不要!
Enjoy.
看好了哦