超能少年（2009）
Misfits
第二季
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超能少年（2009）
Misfits S02E07
Part 2
Jan. 12, 2021, 10:40 a.m.
我不想吓着你...
Why would I...
我怎么会吓...
There's this guy. I went to see him.He took my power.
有个人 我去找他 他拿走了我的超能力
How?
怎么拿走的?
He touched me. It's gone.
他碰我了 超能力已经没了
What's he going to do with it?
他会用那能力做什么呢?
I don't know.
我不知道
Doesn't matter. It's gone.
无所谓了 它已经没了
I want to be able to touch you.
我想要触碰到你
I want it to be like it was.
我希望像以前那样
We had great sex.
那时我们很性福的
I miss having sex with you.
我很想念那段日子
Kiss me.
吻我
# ..when my baby
# 我的爱人...
# When my baby comes home
# 当他走进家门
# He said not to worry
# 他说别担心
# Don't sit by the phone
# 别守在电♥话♥旁
# Soon I'll be home, baby
# 宝贝 我很快就回来
# You'll never be alone
# 你不会再孤单
# I expect to see him
# 我想念他
# Sometime today
# 某一时刻
# I know my baby
# 宝贝 我知道
# Is never going away... #
# 你不会再离我而去... #
Doesn't matter.
没关系的
Simon...
西蒙...
..look at me.
看着我
He was much better than me,wasn't he?
他比我强很多 是不是?
No... It was different.
不... 那是不一样的
I hate thinking about you being with him.
想到你跟他在一起我就难受
It was you!
那还是你啊!
You're the same person.
你们是同一个人
Except he's much better than me,isn't he?
但是他比我强很多 对不对?
You'll always love him more than you love me.
你永远不会像爱他那样爱我的
Simon...
西蒙...
How are you doing that?
你是怎么做到的?
I'm Jesus Christ...
我就是耶酥基♥督♥...
..and I have been reborn.
我已经重生了
I want to be there for you,you and the baby.
我想照顾你 你和宝宝
Have you got any money?
你有钱吗?
I'm not being funny,you look seriously poor.
说真的 你看起来穷得叮当响
Maybe I'm a multimillionaire
或许我就是个
who just chooses to live in the community centre.
喜欢住在社区中心的百万富翁呢
And are you?
你是吗?
No. That would be ridiculous!
当然不是 那也太扯了!
40, 60...
40,60...
1.67. Oh!
1块6毛7分钱 噢!
1.68.
1块6毛八
That's everything I have in the entire world. Take it.
这就是我的所有财产了 你拿着吧
I want you to have it.
我希望你收下
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
从来没人对我这么好过
Actually, can I just get 50p back for a Kit-Kat?
那个 我能拿回50便士买♥♥个威化饼吃么?
Oh, Jesus!
噢 我的妈啊!
What's wrong?
怎么了?
The baby's on my bladder.I pissed myself.
宝宝坐在我的膀胱上了 我尿了自己一腿
Oh. Don't worry about it.
噢 没关系的
I've pissed and shit myself more times than I can remember.
我尿啊拉的自己满身都是 不知道有多少次了
Me too.
我也是哎
I'll be right with you.
稍等我就来
Hiya. You must be Barry?
你好啊 你一定是巴瑞?
Nathan's told me so much about you.
雷森跟我讲了好多你的事
Phew!
呼!
Who's she?
她是谁?
He took her power.
他拿走了她的超能力
So how much did she get for it?
那她卖♥♥了多少钱?
Nothing.She wanted to get rid of it.
没要一分钱 她只想摆脱那个能力
She can touch people.
她可以碰别人了
I can touch her.
我也能碰她了
We had sex.
我们做♥爱♥了
Ah! So you finally get to sample the goods, and they're...
啊! 所以你终于能验验货了 有没有...
Not as advertised?
货不对板啊?
Is she one of those girls with really long pubes,
她是不是跟那些长毛姑娘似的
down to her knees?
阴毛都快长到膝盖了?
No.
不是
Has she got an extroverted vagina?
她是不是已经阅人无数了?
Because they can fix that in an operation, man!
那东西做个手术就能修复的 伙计!
I was shit.
是我太屎了
Oh!
噢!
So you're after some sex tips from a far more experienced lover!
所以你来找我这样的专家 想取取经啊!
Two words.
四个字
Fisherman's Friend.
渔夫之宝
Isn't that a cough sweet?
那不是润喉糖吗?
You pop one of those bad boys in your mouth
你拿一个含在嘴里
and then you head due south
然后一路南下...
and you pleasure her, orally.
各种取悦她 嘴就别闲着
And it's the menthol.She'll feel like her pussy's on fire.
那里面含有薄荷醇 她会觉得下♥体♥一阵燥热
Huh?
懂了吧?
Ah, I always keep some on me,just in case I'm required to perform.
我一直都随身装着呢 说不好就派上用场了
Go on.
给你
That's for you.
真心送你的
I think that young lady is going to have a very merry Christmas!
我想你的小女友一定能过个超嗨的圣诞节!
I'll tell you something else, man,
再跟你说点别的 兄弟
if the girl's pregnant,
如果那女孩有孕在身
it makes the baby kick like a nutter!
肚里的宝宝也会嗨翻天的
See you, man.
回见了 伙计
Hi.
嗨
So, what have you got?
你有什么能力?
Immortality.
永生不死
So that's off the A list.
很牛逼吧
How much d'you want for it?
你想要多少钱?
I will not settle for a penny less...
少一个子儿都不行...
than one million pounds.
我要一百万英镑
# EARTHA KITT: Santa, Baby
# 厄尔莎·姬特:圣诞宝贝
What's this?
这是什么?
That's two grand,for you and the baby.
这是两千块 给你和宝宝的
Yeah, it should've been more,
对啊 应该有更多的
but I got really beaten down on the price.
但我被严重地杀价了
How did you get it?
你怎么弄来的?
Did you suck off some fat German tourist?
你去给德国游客卖♥♥身了么?
No! No. I sold my immortality.
没有! 不是 我把我的永生买♥♥了
What?
什么?
It's a long and totally ridiculous story.
这说来话长了 狗屎一堆
I am here to help you change your life today,
我是来帮你们改变生活
right now, this moment.
就是现在 这一刻
I know what it's like living on this estate.
我知道你们的生活有多不如意
I know what it's like to feel disappointment, to feel pain,
我知道你们感到失望 觉得痛苦
to feel angry...
还有愤怒...
What's all this?
这是什么情况?
Our Lord, Jesus Christ,has risen again.
我们的主 耶稣基♥督♥ 他回来了
Right.
好吧
Good for him.
真替他高兴
It's nice he's come back in time for Christmas.
圣诞节他来得真是时候哎
Yeah.
是的呀
I promise I will change your lives forever,
我向你们保证 改变你们的生活
this day, this moment.
就在今天 这一刻
Give us the money. Do it!
快把钱给我们 快点!
I know what it's like to...
我知道那种感觉...
Did no-one ever tell you that stealing is a sin?
没人告诉过你 偷盗是一种罪孽?
Who are you?
你是谁?
I'm Jesus Christ.
我是耶稣基♥督♥
Yeah? Well, I need to score, so you're getting robbed.
是吗? 我要钱买♥♥毒品 不如连你一起抢了
I don't think so.
超能少年（2009）
Misfits
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