退休警察烦事多（2016）
Kevin Can Wait
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退休警察烦事多（2016）
Kevin Can Wait S01E16
Part 4
Aug. 10, 2020, 2:49 p.m.
And we'll help with the speech...
帮你弄发型
and your hair.
慢着
Wait. Wait.
你们是出于同情才这样做吗
Are you guys just doing this out of pity?
-当然... -是的
- Absolutely. - ?Yes.
不管怎样我都愿意
Either way, I'm in.
现在我得去把裤子剪开
All right, now I got to go cut myself out of these pants.
什么时候结束 我快死了
When is this thing gonna be over? I am dying.
我想快结束了 希望如此
I think it's the big finish. I'm hoping.
精彩
Brava!
伙计们 这是我家孩子 站起来
Hey, come on, you guys. That's my kid. Get up!
精彩
Brava!
精彩
Bravo!
精彩
?Bravo!
钥匙拿了
Okay, so we got the keys.
我们只需收拾完行李
We just got to finish packing, and then, I mean,
如果王医生有你说得那么好
if Dr. Wang is as good as you say he is,
我们就能出发 最棒的假期
we are on our way. Best vacation ever!
是 你得试试他家的香蕉面包
Oh, yeah. And you got to try some of his banana bread.
-我帮你拿 -好的
- Let me get some of that for you. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-就在这里 -拿来
- Oh, it's right over there. - Bring it. Bring it.
我拿到了
Ah, I got it.
好的
?Okay.
不知道他在哪里买♥♥的香蕉
I don't know where he gets his bananas from,
但香蕉肯定被上帝亲吻过
but they have been kissed by God.
叛徒 两位
Cheater. Party of two.
你们的桌子准备好了
Your table's waiting.
皮特 你来干嘛
Peter. ?What are you doing here?
知道吗 省省吧
You know what? Just save it.
我知道你另外在找王医生
I know you've been seeing Dr. Wang on the side.
对不起 对不起
We're -- we're sorry. We're sorry.
对不起
We're sorry.
知道吗 太伤人了
You know what? This hurts.
佛州的事还能成吗
Now, where does that leave us vis-à-vis Florida?
别想了
That's not gonna happen.
至少我的其他客户离开我时
At least when my other clients leave me,
他们懂礼貌 他们看着我的眼神说
they have the decency to look me in the eye and say,
你是个糟糕的指压按♥摩♥师
"You are a terrible chiropractor!"
那家伙在拿收银机的钱
The guy was ?emptying out the register.
我偷偷到他后面 用枪指着他的耳朵
I sneak up behind him, I put my gun right to his ear,
我说 "喂 百吉饼店打烊了"
and I'm like, "Hey. Bagel shop's closed""
真了不起
That is incredible.
是日出大道上的银河百吉饼店吗
Are we talking about ?the Galaxy Bagels on Sunrise?
就在我去的健身房♥旁边
That's right next to my cardio barre.
我超想去
Oh, I've been dying to go there,
但班上总是满员
but the classes are always full.
-我朋友开的 -什么
- Oh, my friend runs it. - What?
我把她的名片给你
I'll give you her card.
太好了
That'd be amazing.
你是个勇敢的人 凯文
You're a brave man, Kevin.
感谢你保护人♥民♥
Thank you for your service.
说什么呢 小事
Oh. You kidding me? No problem.
你是大都会队的粉丝吗
Hey, are you a Met fan?
铁粉
Huge!
知道我们可以做什么吗
You know what we got to do?
我们可以去佛州 看看春训
We got to go down to Florida, catch a little spring training!
我很乐意 但是
I'd love to, but...
我不能把鱼扔下那么长时间不管
I can't leave my fish for that long.
晚安 各位
Good night, everybody.
完事了锁门 唐娜
Lock up when you're done, Donna!
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Kevin Can Wait
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