退休警察烦事多（2016）

Kevin Can Wait S01E15

Part 4 Aug. 10, 2020, 2:49 p.m.

I promise to scratch your back when you sleep
你哭泣时为你递上纸巾
Hand you tissues when you weep
捧住你的心就像捧住小鸟一样
Hold your heart, like a bird
这一切我发誓
And on that, I give you my wo-o-ord
我发誓
My wo-o-ord
亲爱的太感人了
Babe, that was beautiful.
妈你得承认
I mean, Mom, you have to admit that.
第一句还可以再吸引人一点
Could use a hook.
这是一首很动听的歌♥
It was actually a lovely song.
如果你想在婚礼上演唱
I think if you wanted to sing that at the wedding,
非常好
well, that -- that would be nice.
谢谢你盖布太太
Thank you, Mrs. Gable.
顺便说下婚纱的事你没说错
And for the record, you were right about the dress.
-对吧 -现在我看到了的确是永不过时
- Right? - Now that I see it, it is timeless.
永不过时
It's timeless!
你穿着好美
And you look stunning in it.
-是吗 -令人陶醉
- I do? - Just ravishing.
谢谢你切尔
Oh! Thank you, Chale.
我
I...
我们能否
You know what? Can we just --
当昨天的事没发生过
Can we pretend yesterday didn't happen?
-我很乐意 -很好
- I would like that. - Oh, good.
怎么了
What?
你知道发生了什么事吗
You know what just happened here?
-我想我们有了... -第一次吵架
- I think we just had... - Our first fight.
-我的天 -我们可以互相接句子了
- Oh, my God! - We're finishing each other's sentences!
我只希望有一天
You know, I just hope that one day,
我能像你们这样
I can have what you guys have.
醒来吧长岛
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Welcome back to Wake Up, Long Island.
今天有位特别的现场嘉宾
We've got a very special in-studio guest today --
本地消防员接住猫的超级英雄
a local firefighter and a cat-catching superhero --
凯尔·盖布
Kyle Gable.
感谢邀请我
Thanks for having me on, guys.
你是助手是哪位
And who's your helper here?
这是我兄弟凯文·盖布
Oh, this is my brother Kevin Gable,
纳苏县退休警♥察♥
a retired Nassau County cop.
他保护了大家20年
He protected us for 20 years.
是这样的
Well, that may be true,
但今晚我只是来抱住小猫的
but today, I'm just here to hold the cats.
凯尔你的故事太了不起了
Kyle, your story is amazing.
你值班时救了一只怀孕的猫
While on duty, you saved a pregnant cat
它生下了这些可爱的小猫
who then gave birth to this adorable litter,
7只都可以领养
all seven of which are available for adoption.
凯莉只有6只可以领养
Well, actually, Kelly, uh, only six.
我要领养那只穿了黑色袜子的
I'm gonna take the one with the, uh, black socks on,
看上去像踩了颜料的那只
the one that looks like he stepped in paint.
这个人随时在付出
Does this man ever stop giving?
做英雄的兄弟有什么想法
So, how's it feel to be the brother of a hero?
我吗
Oh, me?
我以为你在跟凯尔说话
Oh, I-I-I thought you were talking to Kyle.
因为你不可能知道
'C-Course, you wouldn't know this,
但我最近救了一个人的命
but I, uh, I recently saved a man's life, you know.
是吗
Really?
是的知道吗
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what?
算我两只吧
Uh, actually, put me down for two of these babies also.
两只你来选吧凯莉
Any two. You pick them, Kelly.
我养丑的我不在乎
I'll take the ugly ones. I don't care.
为观众们留一些吧
Whoa! Save some for the viewers.
真好笑汤姆因为小时候
That is funny, Tom, because, you know, growing up,
凯文告诉我他不喜欢猫
Kevin told me that he didn't like cats.
不是这样的汤姆
Okay, that -- that -- that is not true, Tom, all right?
我喜欢猫所有人都这样说
I am a cat person. Everybody says it all the time.
我不知道他为什么现在在直播电视上说谎
I don't know why he would pick now to lie on live TV.
不是英雄所为
Not very hero-like.
你不是不计较了吗
I thought you were gonna let this go.
我救了个人你救了只猫
Okay, look, I saved a person, all right? You saved a cat.
凯莉我疯了吗
I mean, Kelly am I crazy? I mean --
面对现实没人在乎你做了什么
Face it -- Nobody cares what you did.
我知道有人在乎
Okay. Yeah, I know somebody who cares.
拜托拿着这个
Here. Hold these things, would you, please?
没人在乎
“No one cares.”
-你打给谁妈妈吗 -不是的
- Who you calling? Mom? - No! I'm not. Okay?
我打给那个因为有我他还幸运地活着的人
I'm calling the one man still lucky enough to be alive because of me.
各位绷紧心弦
Everybody, hold on to your heart strings,
因为波动马上就来了狠狠波动
'cause they're about to get tugged -- hard.
这对兄弟解决问题的同时
While the brothers work through some issues here,
如果大家想看这些小猫的照片和简介
if you'd like to see pictures and bios of these kittens,
请登陆"醒来吧长岛"网站
go to www.Wakeuplongisland.Com.
比尔
Hey, Bill.
比尔我是凯文·盖布
Bill, it's, uh, Kevin Gable.
我现在上了直播电视
Yeah, I'm on live TV right now,
我打开扬声器好吗
and I'm just gonna put you on speakerphone, okay?
非常好
Perfect.
比尔告诉大家
Bill, go ahead -- uh, just, uh, tell everybody
那天在吧台发生的事
what happened the other day at the bar
小吃的事
with the snack mix, the thing.
-没问题 -还记得吗
- Okay, sure. O-Okay. - Remember what happened?
我在吧台吃着一把小吃
I was at the bar, I was eating a handful of snack mix,
我想我没怎么嚼
and I guess -- really wasn't chewing --
突然什么
All of a sudden, I -- at some --
比尔你...
Okay, Bill, you're --
你那边断断续续的
you're -- you're -- you're breaking up a little bit.
小吃突然
...snack -- sudden --
伙计你那边断断续续的
Hey, buddy, you're breaking up a little.
比尔你那边断断续续的
Bill, you're breaking up a little bit. Just --
甚至说话抱歉
...even talk. Sorry. Sorry.
-你得移♥动♥下 -能听到吗
- You got to move your -- - Can you hear me now?
-比尔 -现在能听到吗
- Bill, you're -- - Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?
听得非常清楚比尔
Yes, I can hear you perfectly, Bill.
来吧告诉大家
Go ahead. Tell everybody.
好的我刚才说了我噎住了
Okay. Like I was saying, I started choking --
以为我会
...thought I would -- going on --
比尔你那边又断断续续的
Okay, Bill, y-y-you're breaking up again.
你得去一个地方...
You got to get into a part where it's just...
快点说快点说我做了什么
Just say it quick. Say it quick what I did.
快点说我做了什么
Say it quick, what I did.
救我的
...saved -- my --
快点说我做了什么
No, no, say it quick what I did -- what I did.
快点说我做了什么
Say it quick what I did.
不敢相信你甚至不会...
Unbelieva-- You wouldn't even --
我有黑人和亚裔血统
I'm half-black, half-Asian.
为什么还没进入主流市场
How am I not in a major market?
比尔
Bill?
噎了
...choking...
比尔
Bill?
比尔比尔
Bill? Bill?
好了现在我们需要休息一下
Okay. We're gonna take a much-needed break right now.
比尔比尔比尔
B-Bill? Bill? Bill?
比尔比尔比尔
Bill? Bill? Bill?
比尔比尔比尔
Bill? Bill? Bill?
稍后回来汤姆将谈谈
And when we come back, Tom will be talking to us
你可以在家做的高纤维甜甜圈
about a high-fiber doughnut that you can make at home.
拜托汤姆不可能那么难吃
Oh, come on, Tom. It can't be that bad.
我想他噎着了
Oh! I think he's choking.
他噎着了
He's choking!
稍后本地动物园的14只鸭子全病了
Later, 14 ducks at the local zoo -- all sick.
接下来会你的鹅吗
Is your goose next?
广♥告♥之后回来揭晓
Find out after the break.
他们得播多少次啊
Man, how many times are they gonna show this?
你也知道常言道
Well, you know what they say --