退休警察烦事多（2016）

Kevin Can Wait S01E12

Part 3 Aug. 10, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

不会抱怨不会故意拖沓
He doesn't complain or drag his feet.
真为你开心亲爱的
I'm so happy for you, honey.
你终于得到了想要的太棒了
You finally got what you wanted. That's awesome!
是的
I did!
伙计抱歉我这么晚
Hey, guy. Sorry I'm late.
你要吃晚饭吗
Yeah. You want some dinner?
我在恩佐店吃过披萨了
Actually, I stopped at Enzo's for a slice.
很好因为你的肉饼我倒进了垃圾桶
Good. 'Cause I threw your meatloaf in the garbage, okay?
你不能发短♥信♥吗不能让我知道情况吗
You can't text me? You can't let me know what's going on?
我试过我想可能有个手♥机♥信♥号♥♥塔坏了
I tried. A-Actually, I think there's a cellphone tower down.
我手♥机♥没信♥号♥♥
I couldn't get a signal.
不是吧莫特这借口是我教你的
Really, Mott? I taught you that excuse.
是哦抱歉
Oh. Right. Sorry.
总之家里真不错
Anyway, the place looks great.
孩子们和睦相处真是太好了
I love seeing all the kids getting along,
做小装饰品
making their little ornaments.
那是因为他们以为
That's 'cause they thought they were going
今晚会去买♥♥圣诞树
for their Christmas tree tonight.
这样吧我们明天去买♥♥
You know what? Let's just do that tomorrow.
我太累了工作了一整天
I'm exhausted. I worked all day.
我没有工作一整天吗
Oh, and I didn't work all day?
知道吗
You know what?
我开始明白为什么辛迪这么喜欢赌场
I'm starting to see why Cindy likes the casino so much.
我都道歉了
I said I'm sorry.
你以为我喜欢教训人吗我不喜欢
You think I like being the finger wagger? 'Cause I don't.
我也喜欢开心
I like having fun, too, you know.
知道吗你是对的
Look, y-you know what? You're right.
我们去
Let's do this.
我们去买♥♥树来
Let's get the tree. Come on.
太晚了
Look, it's too late, all right?
三个孩子已经换上睡衣了
Three of the kids are already in PJs.
我们可以明天去
We can go tomorrow.
你说真的吗
You really mean it?
你不是随口说说吧别让我又有了希望
You're not just saying? Don't bring my hopes up again.
你别这样
Don't you do that.
我发誓
I promise.
下次给我发短♥信♥
Okay, just text me next time.
肉饼在冰箱里我没扔
Meatloaf's in the fridge. I didn't really throw it out.
凯尔你在做什么
Hey, Kyle. What are you doing?
我在整理邮件
Oh, I'm just organizing the mail area.
你不用做这个
Oh, you don't need to do that.
我查看了一下信♥用♥卡♥账单
Well, I ran across some old credit card statements.
注意到一些问题
A couple things jumped out at me.
你真的不应该做这个
Uh...you really shouldn't be doing that.
你不应该花这么多钱买♥♥日用品
And you shouldn't be spending so much on groceries.
不要觉得用优♥惠♥券太丢人唐娜
Don't be ashamed of coupons, Donna.
你这算是管得太宽了吧
That's, um... that's pretty invasive.
-好的 -好
- All right. - Okay.
对不起我不想越界
I'm sorry. I don't wanna overstep my bounds.
谢谢
Thank you.
告诉你杰克和我谈过了
Oh. But you should know that Jack and I had the talk.
谈什么
What talk?
性教育鸟儿和蜜蜂
You know, the talk -- the birds and the bees.
他才10岁
He's only 10.
他问我蜜蜂的事
Well, he asked me about bees,
我以为他是暗示什么
so I thought it was his way of hinting around.
他在完成学校的关于蜜蜂的作业
He's doing a report on bees for school.
那他可能得到的信息太多了
Well, he might have more info than he needs.
亲爱的
Hey, babe.
我准备喝红酒你要吗
I'm gonna have a glass of wine. You want one?
我可能不应该喝
Oh, I probably shouldn't.
要洗这么多衣服
Got so much laundry to do.
这些草渍烦死我了
These grass stains are just killing me!
莫特干嘛呢
It's like, what does Mott do?
一出大门就摔了吗
Just walk out the front door and fall down?
小窍门下次先浸泡一下
Well, a little tip is next time, presoak.
好主意
Ooh! That's a good one.
-我可以来杯红酒 -好
- You know what? Maybe I will have some of that wine. - Okay.
-享受生活 -对
- Live a little. - Yeah. Yeah.
知道吗
You know what it is?
我只是厌倦了被无视
I'm just tired of feeling invisible.
如果我没在做饭那我肯定在打扫
If I'm not cooking, I'm cleaning.
如果我没在打扫那我肯定在洗衣服
If I'm not cleaning, I'm doing laundry.
我听到感谢的话了吗没有
And do I ever hear a thank-you? No, I do not.
昨晚在这里凯尔洗了盘子
Well, last night over here, Kyle did the dishes.
不错
Oh, that's nice.
因为他说我看上去很累了
Yeah, because he said I looked tired.
他不是吧
He did not say that to you.
是的
He did.
知道吗
Okay, and you know what?
就算我看上去很累我也不想听到
Even if I do like tired, I don't wanna hear that.
我想听到我看起来
It's like, I wanna hear I look...
-容光焕发 -容光焕发
- Radiant! - Radiant!
-没错 -没错
- Yes! - Yes!
至少还有人跟你说话
Well, at least you're hearing something.
莫特根本不开口
Mott doesn't even talk.
没错
Yeah, that's right.
我不会和电视比
And I'm not gonna compete with the TV.
比不了我不会比的
I can't. I just won't.
太好了又洗完一桶白衣服
Oh, great -- another load of whites.
对了它们不可能是白色的
By the way, they're not gonna be white.
我现在就能肯定地告诉你
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
大家别走散了
Everybody stick together, okay?
大的看着小的
Big kids, watch the smaller ones.
如果看到比你♥爸♥还高的树
And if you see a tree that's taller than your dad --
可能会非常贵
probably too expensive.
这不是你另一个家吗
Hey, isn't that your other family?
是的
It is.
不带我就来买♥♥树吗
Shopping for a tree without me?
我发你短♥信♥了你没回
Honey, I texted you. You never texted me back.
我在照顾七个孩子
I'm taking care of seven children!
我
I...
孩子们真的想买♥♥树
Well, the kids, they really wanted a tree.
我必须做决定
I had to pull the trigger.
但看这个
But look at this.
看
Look.
全部完成的圣诞清单
It's a completed Christmas list.
开天辟地头一次
I've never had one of these before.
我可能会让你兄弟帮我把这个装框
I might have your brother frame it for me.
唐娜
Donna!
唐娜树已经绑上车顶了
Donna, the guy's tying it to the roof.
快点
Come on. Ticktock.
老凯
Hey, Kev.
我该...
So, I should...
对
Yeah.
你看起来不错
You look good.
你也不错唐娜
You look good, too, Donna.
我们回头见了
So, I'll see you soon?
是
Yeah.
在家见我们共同生活的地方
Back home, where we both live.
孩子们
Hey, kids.
凯文叔叔有话对大家说
Uncle Kevin has something he wants to say to you.
你们也知道我本身有家
As you know, I have my own family,
我要回到家人身边了
and...I'm going back to them.
但这并不意味着
But that doesn't mean
你们在我心中的位置不会长久
there won't be a place for you always in my heart.
你不能多待两天吗
Can't you just stay for two more days?
兰迪我会想你的
Oh, Randi, I'm gonna miss you.
我知道我们一开始并不顺
I know we got off to a rough start
因为那个无情的体重玩笑
with the relentless weight jokes.