退休警察烦事多（2016）
Kevin Can Wait
第二季
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退休警察烦事多（2016）
Kevin Can Wait S02E13
Part 1
Aug. 11, 2020, 9:05 a.m.
帮我出出主意
Hey, I need some advice.
我这周六想和朋友们
I want to go to the Ed Sheeran concert
去艾德·希兰的演唱会
Saturday with my friends, so...
我该怎么让老爸同意
how do I get Dad to say yes?
那好 首先
Okay, first of all,
"艾德·希兰的演唱会"的正确说法是
pronounce "Ed Sheeran concert" like this.
听好了吗
Are you ready?
"博物馆"
"Museum."
懂了
Got it.
然后他会问你两个问题
And then he's gonna ask you two questions --
"和谁一起去"和"怎么去"
"Who are you going with?" and "How are you getting there?"
如果你能自信地回答
If you answer those with confidence,
你就能去演唱会了
you are in the Sheeran business.
你是说去博物馆
You mean museum business.
孺子可教
Ooh, nice!
早上好 姑娘们
Morning, ladies.
穿得真帅 老爸
Wow, looking sharp, Dad.
是啊 瓦妮莎和我今天有个洽谈会
Yeah, Vanessa and I got a pitch meeting today,
得穿得像个赢家
so you got to dress like a winner.
还得喷些古龙水 闻起来也像赢家
Also put on some cologne so I smell like a winner.
是啊 你可赢得真呛鼻子
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of winning you got on.
古龙水瓶盖松了 我也无能为力
Yeah, the cap was loose. She got away from me.
爸 我这周六晚
So, Dad, what do you think about me
想进城去博物馆 你看行吗
going to a museum in the city Saturday night?
那你 你跟谁一起去
Who are you, uh -- Who are you going with?
就几个朋友 吉拉我们几个
Just some friends -- Kiera. Bunch of us.
那好 谁开车
Okay. Who's driving?
吉拉的妈妈
Kiera's mom.
那好 哪间博物馆
Okay. Okay, what, uh -- what museum?
博...历史博物馆
Um, the Museum of... History.
历史
History?
我想她说的是自然历史博物馆
No, I-I think she means the Museum of Natural History,
-对吧 莎拉 -对对对
- right, Sara? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
自然是自然的那个
The natural one. Naturally.
我想没问题 但...
I guess it's okay. I mean, just --
但你先等一下
just hold on a second.
自然历史博物馆周六几点闭馆
What time does the Museum of Natural History close on Saturday?
下午5点45分
At 5:45 P.M.
你哪也不准去 因为你说谎
You're not going anywhere 'cause you lied!
抱歉 我在你这么大时他只有翻盖手♥机♥
I'm sorry. He had a flip phone when I was your age.
等待夕阳好 第二季第十三集
因为我们运营费用低
So, with our low overhead,
我们可以在提供顶级保全的同时
we're able to provide top-notch security
大大减少你们的开销
at a much lower cost to you.
重点是 你们需要猴拳
Bottom line is, y-y-you need Monkey Fist
因为人们 如今人们
'cause people... people out there are just --
太疯狂了[香蕉]
they're bananas.
香蕉 猴子 我喜欢
Bananas, monkeys... I love it.
这都不是事先准备好的词
It was-it wasn't even on the card.
我脱口而出 我真厉害
I just threw that out there. That was amazing.
-真不错 -我认为我们很快会再见面的
- It was good. - Well, I got a feeling we'll see you real soon.
那好 这太棒了
Alright! This is amazing.
-太好了 非常感谢 -非常感谢
- Great. Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
-谢谢 那好 -你能相信吗
- Thank you. Okay. - Can you believe that...
-好了好了 -棒极了
- Alright, alright. - Awesomeness.
出去再庆祝 出去 出去
Celebrate outside, outside, outside.
现在可以了
Okay, now!
-太棒了 -我们表现得好极了
- Yes! - Yeah! We crushed it.
你的统计数据用得漂亮
I mean, you were on fire with the stats.
他们这次都没觉得无聊
I got to say -- They weren't even boring this time.
然后你用了疯狂和香蕉的双关语
And-and when you went on about the-the banana thing,
-一开始我有点尴尬 -是啊
- I was -- first, I was cringing... - Yeah.
-但他喜欢 我就觉得"好啊" -是啊
- ...but then he liked it, and I was like, "Okay!" - Okay.
我根本不敢相信那是真的
I was like -- I couldn't even believe it was happening.
我灵魂出窍飘到半空
I was literally hovering above my body,
看我自己说出那句话
watching myself say it.
-我想"快说快说" -就是这样
- I was like, "Go, go, go!" - Right?! Yes! Yes!
太棒了 这份工作是我们的了
That is amazing! We're gonna get this job.
-我有预感 我真有好预感 -我知道
- I feel it. I really do feel good. - I know. I know.
-我们走 -好 我们走吧
- Let's go. Let's go. - Okay, alright, let's get out of here.
-塞露奇 盖布 -弗兰克·芒森
- Cellucci? Gable? - Frank Munson?
你 怎么 你现在是特警队的了
You -- What, you working SWAT now?
不是 我八年前就退休了
Nah, nah, I retired eight years ago.
创立了我自己的公♥司♥ 纳苏保全
Started my own company -- Nassau Security.
纳苏保全 你们很火啊
Nassau Security? You guys are huge.
我们还不错 我挺满意的 你呢
We're doing alright. Can't complain. You?
我们也办了间保全公♥司♥
Uh, yeah, we started one, too.
猴拳
Monkey Fist.
我们也办得敲锅敲碗的
We're banging some pots and pans ourselves.
我没听懂
I don't follow.
就是很热闹的意思
You know, just making some noise,
引人瞩目
grabbing some attention.
你肯定听说过我们
I'm sure you heard of us.
没有
No.
你们公♥司♥在长岛吗
You guys on Long Island?
对 我们在长岛
Yes, we-we're on Long Island.
我们是过来洽谈的
We were just in there pitching.
谈得可顺利了
Oh, totally crushed it.
-我们都搞定了 -真不错
- We just nailed it. - Nice!
我们其实也要进去洽谈
We're actually heading in ourselves.
说起来 约翰 去把烟雾机插上电
Matter of fact, John, go plug in the fog machine.
烟雾机
F-f-fog machine?
是的 我们搞点武器展示 综合格斗
Yeah, we do a little, uh, weapons demo, some MMA.
你懂的 耍耍把式
You know, the old dog and pony show.
是啊 她刚刚在里面展示了
Oh, yeah, right. Well, she was in there just dropping some facts
各种统计数据什么的
about all different kinds of statistics and things like that,
然后我用了个香蕉双关语
and I-I hit them with a banana riff.
效果很好
Yeah, it was good.
顺带一提 盖布
By the way, Gable,
-你把小胡子剃了真可惜 -是啊
- I'm bummed you, uh, shaved the moustache. - Yeah.
-我喜欢你的胡子 -我知道
- I liked that thing. - I know you do
因为你过去总叫我肥版伯特·雷诺兹
because you used to call me Fat Burt Reynolds.
我很抱歉 伙计
Look, I'm sorry, man.
我过去挺混♥蛋♥的
I was kind of a jerk back then.
那时咱俩在竞争队长的位置
You know, we were both trying to make sergeant.
我说过些我很后悔的话
I said some things I'm not proud of.
没关系
Alright, cool.
总之 祝你们洽谈顺利
Anyway, good luck with your pitch.
-愿最有能力的公♥司♥胜出 -谢了
- May the best company win. - Thanks.
他们最有能力对吧
They're the best company, right?
没错 咱比都没法比
Yep. Not even close.
恭喜
Congratulations!
我们没成
We didn't get it.
怎么回事
What happened?
今天不顺
It wasn't our day.
我取消刚订的披萨
I'll cancel the pizzas.
别取消 我压力大就猛吃
No. Keep 'em. I'm a stress eater.
我知道你们需要更多工时
Look, we know you guys need hours.
我们会想到办法的
We'll-we'll figure something out.
我不想用你的话噎你
I don't want to quote you,
但你说过如果我们来猴拳工作
but you said if we came to Monkey Fist,
我们会"忙到傻"
we'd be "Stupid with jobs".
放松 至少"傻"这部分你有了
Relax. You're halfway there.
既然我们开始表达不满了
Well, as long as we're airing grievances,
我上个月的薪水支票弹票了
my, uh, last paycheck bounced.
那不是我们的错
Okay, that wasn't our fault.
是他们兑现工资单时出了技术差错
There was a technical glitch with the, uh, payroll.
-没错 -什么差错
- Yeah. - What glitch?
我们账户里没钱了
We didn't have any money in the account.
大家好
Hello.
退休警察烦事多（2016）
Kevin Can Wait
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