退休警察烦事多（2016）

Kevin Can Wait S02E02

Part 4 Aug. 11, 2020, 9:03 a.m.

新公♥司♥用这句宣传语不错
It's actually a good slogan for my new business.
-你说什么 -你没听说吗
- What are you talking about? - Oh, you didn't hear?
我开办了一家保全公♥司♥
I started a new security company.
这是我的名片你看
Here's my, uh, business card. Check it out.
这是一张破纸
Okay, this is a scrap of paper.
名片还没印好
'Cause the real ones aren't in yet.
需要花点时间
It's gonna take some time
因为我要用范海伦字体
'cause I'm gettin' Van Halen lettering.
盖布保全
Gable Security.
有了布安全是否好安心
Where In Security is a Good Thing?
-这什么意思 -不对
- Okay, what does that even mean? - No, no, no.
是布加上安全
It's in-- new word security?
好像你
Like you're in
被安全抱住了
Like you're embraced in the arms of security.
-它在拥抱你 -还是没明白
- It's hugging you. - Still don't get it.
没关系反正会火的
Doesn't matter. It's gonna be huge.
-谢谢 -祝你好运
- Thank you. - Okay. Good luck with that.
知道吗我帮你一个大忙
And hey, you know what? I'm gonna do you a solid.
需要办公室吗
You need a location?
可以用我的我会告诉业主
You can have mine, and I will let the landlord know
找你要欠租
to hound you for the back rent.
-欠租 -是的
- Back rent? - Yes.
付不起房♥租时就是欠租
That's what it's called when you can't pay the actual rent.
我不知道你生意这么差
I didn't think you were doing that bad.
没事我能行的
It's okay. I'll work it out.
39岁开始创业可不容易
It's not easy to start a business at 39.
闭嘴
Shut up.
至少你敢于尝试新事物
At least you're out there trying something new, you know?
唐娜不在后我一直住在茧里
I've been living in a cocoon since Donna.
孩子们
The kids just...
一直想让我重新工作
keep trying to push me back out into the workforce.
但我得告诉你我不知道我是否准备好了
But I gotta tell ya, I don't know if I'm...I'm ready.
你失去了妻子
Look, you lost your wife.
任何人碰上这种事走出来都需要时间
It'd take anybody time to crawl out of that.
我想是的
I guess.
你打算怎么办
All right, so what do you wanna do?
这样吧
Okay, how about this?
你坐下系安全带时
When -- when you're getting strapped in,
我从后面上来把文件给他
I'll come up behind and serve him the papers.
你要我坐上去玩一次吗
You want me to get in the actual ride and do that?
我是说
Yeah, I mean...
就实话我吃了包炸团子
full disclosure, I had a bag of zeppolis,
就刚才
like, a little while ago,
我不知道上去是否明智
so I don't know if it's the smartest move.
但是
But, uh, you know...
-知道我们应该怎么做吗 -什么
- Hey, you know what we could do? - What?
还记得我们巡逻时
Remember we were on patrol
-有一晚在餐厅停车场 -对
- in the parking lot at Mulcahey's that night? - Yes.
那个家伙想偷敞篷车
The guy who was trying to break into the convertible.
-我们用的那招 -就这样做
- And we did the thing with the -- - Yeah, we -- Let's do that.
-我喜欢这主意 -你喜欢吗
- I love it. - Do you like it?
-我们上 -好的
- Let's go. - All right.
接下来到我我会坐这个
I wanna go next. Let me on this thing.
又来一个醉鬼不行
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, another drunk one. No.
我要坐上去
I wanna get one da ride!
我来我是乐园便衣保安
Oh, I got this one. Undercover park security.
-不不 -我带她出去
- Oh, no, no, no, no. - I'll take her out.
女士快走
Ma'am, you have to -- Come on.
-不我能行 -我得写报告小子
- No, I'm totally... - I'm gonna write up your report, son.
-报上名字 -安东尼·贝尔
- Give me the name one more time. - Anthony Baer.
-谢谢 -给你的传票安东尼
Thank you. Here ya go. You've been served, Anthony.
狗♥娘♥养♥...
Son of a...
我也不想承认但我们成功了
I hate to actually admit it, but we pulled it off.
-相当漂亮 -是吧
- That was pretty good. - Right?
你现在乐死了吧不必上去
And how happy are you now? You don't have to get on that ride.
你好害怕
You were so scared.
-我没害怕 -就算怕也没事
- I wasn't scared. - It's okay if you were.
害怕的人是你
You were the one who was scared.
你害怕做生意
You're scared of the whole business thing.
好吧我们都承认吧我们都害怕
Okay, fine. Can we just admit it that we're both scared
害怕坐这个害怕生活的改变
a little bit of the -- the ride, life change?
不我不会承认什么我现在就向你证明
No. I'm not admitting anything. I'll prove it to you right now.
感觉如何
So...how do you feel?
非常好
I feel great.
如果不是这么多人排队
As a matter of fact, if this line wasn't so long,
我会坐两次
I'd ride this thing twice.
我可以坐五次
Okay, well, I would ride it five times.
我会坐116次
I will ride it 116 times.
听清楚了在这里我是如鱼得水
And understand this -- I thrive in this environment.
还好吗
Good. Good?
我们很好开心
We're good, right? Fun!
真开心你们拍了视频
I'm so glad you guys got the video.
你晕过去多少次
How many times did you pass out?
我没晕
I didn't pass out.
太没意思我睡着了
I was so bored, I actually fell asleep.
这时候的生理现象非常有趣
You know, the physics of that are actually quite fascinating.
肾上腺素飙升
See, the surge of adrenaline --
别毁气氛
Stop ruining it.
你们打算这样做吗
So? You guys are doing this?
你们会一起做生意吗
You're going into business together?
我们在考虑
We're thinking about it.
还没决定什么
Yeah, nothing's been decided.
脑袋在上面晃得太厉害
Our brains got pretty rocked on that thing.
我们同意
Well, our vote is yes.
我去开红酒庆祝
In fact, I'm gonna go open some wine so we can celebrate.
快去
Please.
我...
I just...
我想感谢你做的一切
I wanted to say thanks for doing all this.
但我才是父亲
But I'm still the dad, all right?
我应该照顾你们几个孩子
I'm the one who's supposed to be taking care of all you kids.
我知道但这不代表
No, I know, but that doesn't mean
我们不能偶尔照顾你
we can't look out for you sometimes.
谢谢
Thanks.
瞧
See that?
这是我想看到的
That I like seeing.
我也是
Yeah. Me, too.
好了
Okay...
跟我讲一遍我发誓我会翻篇
Just walk me through this, and I swear I'll let it go.
我们做什么来着
Tell me what we're doing again.
保险诈骗
Insurance fraud thing.
我们得拍下这个老太太
We just gotta get a shot of this old lady
没戴背封的照片
without her back brace on.
刚看到她什么也没戴
Oh! Just got a shot of her without anything on.
老天
Oh, man.
我分不清这到底是她的前面还是后背
I literally can't tell if that's her front or her ba--
看不下去了
I can't look at this.
是的我们休息一下
Ohh. Yeah, okay, let's take a break.
-我们吃东西 -我现在吃不下
- Let's eat something. - I can't -- I can't eat right now.
没胃口得把这阵劲缓过去
I-I have no appetite. I gotta wait for this to clear.
-真是的好了 -你好了
- Please, for a sec-- All right, I'm good. - You're good.
开玩笑吧
You gotta be kidding me.
你的有蛋黄酱吗
Can you check -- Do you have mayo on yours?
有
Yeah.
我的应该有蛋黄酱
I supposed to have mayo on mine.
抱歉将就吃
Sorry. Deal with it.
能换吗
Can you just switch with me?
我不想每次都这样
I am not going through this with you every time.
我只是想让你...
I'm just asking you to take --
有那么难吗看来没有
Was that so difficult? I don't think it was.
是吗
Okay?