我可以毁掉你

I May Destroy You S01E01

Part 3 June 10, 2020, 10:33 a.m.

How's you forcing me to set up a threesome anything--
等你同时睡两个女人的时候
You're gonna stop all this winging and whining
你就不会再怨气连连了
when you've got two women in your bed.
你知道她可能什么都不想做吧
You know she might not want to do anything, you know that?
-我知道 -可能只是个约会
- I know. - Might just be a date.
我知道
I know.
我想会有高跟鞋
Heels, I think. Yeah?
"30多岁的蒂娜无法理解
"Tina, being in her 30s,
为什么你特雷尔..."
couldn't quite understand why you, Terrell..."
好
Okay.
约会之夜
Date night...
在附近吗
Is it nearby?
你还剩多少
How much you got left?
已经写了三分之二了
I'm like two-thirds of the way through.
熬一晚上赶完
Gonna knock it out overnight.
你晚点还回来吗
Are you swayzin later?
你知道我射完之后没法跟人聊天...
Oh, you know I can't socialize after I ejaculate, so...
-反正我要工作 -好的亲爱的
- I got work anyway. - All right, love.
好
All right.
我为你骄傲知道吗
I'm proud of you, yeah?
把你手♥机♥关了
Turn your phone off.
关了
Turn it off.
? Everybody else Is getting cut like coupons ?
再见宝贝
Bye, baby.
? Only stacking bread If it's gluten free ?
? I say money over niggas never MOB ?
? You're hating? What? Get a JOB ?
? No negatives vibes that ain't my cuppa tea ?
? Hotline blinging when I ringtone ?
? I been single I had to let my ting go ?
? Bare drama I've never been involved ?
? I just, I just give 'em air let the wind blow ?
? Quick Westfield new trainers ?
? In and out took pictures, felt famous ?
? Always been show you can never outstage us ?
? Boogie in the middle of the dance ?
? With the ravers... ?
-天哪 -我知道
- Damn! - I know.
请不要毁了我们的三人行
Please don't ruin our threesome.
西蒙我的天啊
Simon, my bruh.
我觉得你不会喜欢贝拉
The thing is, I don't even think you'd be that into Bella.
她有点...
She's a bit...
-怎么 -不知道她有点...
- What? - I don't know, she's sort of...
她有点阴沉
she's a bit... a bit lost.
-她是挺辣的 -那倒是
- Well, she's hot. - Yes, she is.
你也是
As are you.
天啊老兄你可是花了很长时间
Damn, cuz, you've come a long, long way.
是吗跟我说说
Has he, now? Tell me more.
暑假纽约没变胖的那几年
Summer vacation, New York, the skinny years?
我们要准备方法计划开场白
We had to craft techniques, plans, speeches,
就为了让女孩看我们一眼
just to get a girl to look at us.
再说说
Tell me more.
艾丽莎
Alissa!
见到你很开心
It's so good to meet you.
八年
Eight years?
天啊八年
Fuck! Eight years?
-八年 -真的吗八年
- Eight years, yeah. - Really, eight?
难以想象
That's crazy!
我的天啊别这么说
Oh my God, don't say it like that!
-不我是说... -这么说会让我感觉自己老了
- No, I just mean... - It makes me feel so old.
八年也太不可思议了
Eight years is amazing.
我八个月都无法维系下去
I can barely manage eight months.
什么意思为什么
What do you mean? Why?
我喜欢惹麻烦
I mean, I just think I like drama.
我走到哪儿都会惹麻烦
It kind of follows me wherever I go.
说自己没吵过架的情侣都是骗人的
Couples that say they don't have drama, it's all lies.
-都是骗人的吗 -不全是
- It's all lies? - No.
都是这次也是我的内心深处很害怕
Yes. Even this. Deep down, I'm petrified.
但他说这是你的主意
But he said this was your idea.
对我知道但是...
Yeah, I know, but I mean...
所以我才这么想见你们俩
I mean, that's why I was so desperate to meet you both.
太厉害了
So cool.
-真的吗 -真的
- Really? - Yeah.
你人真好我刚才特别焦虑
You're so sweet, I was feeling so anxious.
我也是敬有焦虑症的女人
Oh, me too. To women with anxiety.
敬焦虑的女人
To anxious women.
以及抑郁症
And depression.
我有很严重的抑郁症
I get quite deep depression.
-我很遗憾 -没关系
- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay.
不知道你听了会不会好受些
Well, if it means anything to you,
我觉得你十分迷人
I'm finding you very charming.
很有魅力
And stunning.
没错你很有魅力
Yeah, you're stunning.
你也是刚开始用这个软件吗
Oh, are you new to the app as well?
你什么时候注册的
When did you join?
你为什么想这么做
Why did you think to do it?
我这个人很...
I'm generally kind of, uh...
狂野你是不是有点狂野
Wild? Are you a bit w--wild?
狂野
Wild...
这么说也行
That works.
但我确实说了就算我想维持八年的感情
But hey, I did say I couldn't manage eight years
我也无法维系下去
even if I wanted to, so...
如果无法打败现实不如就接受对吧
if I can't beat 'em, it's time I joined 'em, right?
-你真幽默 -抱歉
- Hilarious, gosh. - Oh. Sorry, um...
你好
Hello? Oh, hi.
好的我马上就到
Oh, uh, yeah, I'll be right there.
抱歉
Sorry.
还好吗
Is everything okay?
我妈妈身体不舒服
My mum, she's not feeling well.
我得去看看她
So I've gotta go check on her.
十分抱歉希望她没事
I'm so sorry, I hope she's okay.
-我也是 -非常...
- Yeah. - I mean, it was so...
见到你们非常高兴
It was lovely to meet you guys.
我也是我很愿意...
Yeah, you too. Um, I mean, I'd love to, um...
如果有什么我们能做的打个车或者...
If there's anything we can do, like a cab or...
不用了但...
No, but, um...
或许我们能再见一次面
maybe we could see each other again?
他有我的号♥码
He's got my number.
你觉得她没事吧
Do you think she's okay?
你觉得问题会不会比较严重
Do you think maybe it's quite serious
她只是轻描淡写而已因为...
and she's just playing it down because...
没事
Nothing.
你们两个好好玩吧
You know, I think I'll just leave you guys to it.
我还要批改文件明天得早起
I've got papers to mark and an early start, so...
跟你一起玩很开心
Nice to hang out with you.
-你还好吗 -没事
- You okay? - Yeah.
没事我去打车
Fine. I'll, um... I'll just get a cab.
马上就往下移了
Hey! It's about to go down!
-小乔 -你说什么
- My G! - What you sayin'?
你能摸到多低
How low can you go? Hey! Okay, yeah.
你能摸到多低...
How low can you...
还好吗
What's up?
-这是... -对这是德拉
- Is that-- And this is-- - Yeah, this is Derae. Yo.
-怎么样 -你好
- Yo! Whassup? - Yeah.
你有点矮
Oh, you kinda short.
-谢谢你凯特在哪儿 -走了
- Thank you. Where's Kat? - Gone.
-不好意思 -又惹她生气了
- Excuse me? - Pissed her off again?
-对但都是浮云 -不好意思你好
- Yeah, but fuck all that. - Excuse me? Hi.
你是那个写《千年厌世的缩影》的女孩吗
Are you the girl who wrote Chronicles of a Fed Up Millennial?
是我
Yeah, yeah.
"他喜欢对着一个破娃娃玩木偶戏
"He likes to play puppeteer to a broken doll,
-却不知道怎么去救人" -是的
- but doesn't actually know how to rescue anyone." - Yeah!
"更像是把牛肉从汉堡里救出来...
"More like rescuing a beef from a burger like...
天哪牛肉"
Whoa, beef! I mean..."
如果我不及时把你救出面包"
If I didn't take you out of that bread in time,"
有人就会吃了你"
someone could have eaten you!"
我爱你厉害
I love you, cool.
我也爱你可以拍张合照吗